Guest Batbomb Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 I have nothing against Tantric sex as an alternative to default sex. People who may actually like their partners might want to enrich the experience at least for themselves if not for anyone else. And general purpose masturbation, practised within the realms of moderation and decency and most importantly CONTEXT is absolutely not an issue either. But pretentious cunts of the chattering classes and probably in some sort of masturbatory shame spiral , now want that a plain old wank, conceived and executed by most most normal folk usually within 15 mins, has to be elevated into a spiritual act and carefully managed by the application of technique learnt from silly Tantra websites. Cuntish or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Says - in thick Moston accent " yerfukkinwottmate ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Once, while having sex, I accidentally thought about Trudie Styler. It took me eight hours to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 48 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Says - in thick Moston accent " yerfukkinwottmate ? " Moston, Chester? Strange place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Once, while having sex, I accidentally thought about Trudie Styler. It took me eight hours to come. I thought about The Style Council CB. Fuckin splooged the entire town white that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Wait until you've looked up "edging". Edgers basically wank 'til they are close to ejaculating, then stop, then repeat until they finally release. Cue eye rolling, frothing at the mouth orgasms. Its the preserve of the most socially awkward, repugnant, autistic virgins. I think you'd fit right in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Wait until you've looked up "edging". Edgers basically wank 'til they are close to ejaculating, then stop, then repeat until they finally release. Cue eye rolling, frothing at the mouth orgasms. Its the preserve of the most socially awkward, repugnant, autistic virgins. I think you'd fit right in! Fucking hell, an exclamation mark at the end of your diatribe. A schoolboy error and a punctuation mark adopted by complete amateur fucking spastics. Bill, please, sort yourself the fuck out. I understand your release has excited you and inspired you to post this load of old fucking shite. But sit back, take a breath, and think for at least twenty minutes before you decide to post again. Fucking excitable puppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Wait until you've looked up "edging". Edgers basically wank 'til they are close to ejaculating, then stop, then repeat until they finally release. Cue eye rolling, frothing at the mouth orgasms. Its the preserve of the most socially awkward, repugnant, autistic virgins. I think you'd fit right in! Speaking of repugnant, autistic virgins, I've found Gurts kamasutra tutorials to be highly enlightening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 filth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Batbomb said: I have nothing against Tantric sex as an alternative to default sex. People who may actually like their partners might want to enrich the experience at least for themselves if not for anyone else. And general purpose masturbation, practised within the realms of moderation and decency and most importantly CONTEXT is absolutely not an issue either. But pretentious cunts of the chattering classes and probably in some sort of masturbatory shame spiral , now want that a plain old wank, conceived and executed by most most normal folk usually within 15 mins, has to be elevated into a spiritual act and carefully managed by the application of technique learnt from silly Tantra websites. Cuntish or what? I'm going to wank myself into a coma, you thoroughly boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: Speaking of repugnant, autistic virgins, I've found Gurts kamasutra tutorials to be highly enlightening... Are you fucking sure? Keith Lard does it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 I am sure we are all waiting to hear from neil. He must be ahead of the game on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 11 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: Speaking of repugnant, autistic virgins, I've found Gurts kamasutra tutorials to be highly enlightening... Fuck me dead. I thought it was Punkape until i saw tits. On the doll, that is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 17 hours ago, ratcum said: I thought about The Style Council CB. Fuckin splooged the entire town white that day Did the walls come tumbling down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Did the walls come tumbling down? ...probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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