Wolfie Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 I wish they'd all sod off back to the Middle Ages and stay there, where they can practice their idealist, intolerant, violent, sexist, war-mongering bollocks which thrives on power and control. And this goes for Northern Europe and the Middle East, as well as anywhere whose principles are dominated by some magical creature who created Earth in seven days and somehow managed to manipulate the biological impossibility of one couple populating our planet. When you consider most modern religions follow scripts written centuries ago, probably by drunken child-molesters overcome with syphilis, the whole thing seems so incredibly insane. Pathetic, easily offended idiots, the lot of them. Discuss. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38628338 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 A topic close to my atheist heart which has been raised but many times before on here. Fuck 'em all, the followers are deluded sheep manipulated by power hungry elites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 I take it you aren't in favour then. Heathen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, Noakes said: A topic close to my atheist heart which has been raised but many times before on here. Fuck 'em all, the followers are deluded sheep manipulated by power hungry elites. The nature of religious stupidity is best explained in Monty Pythons' Life of Brian... "I'm NOT the messiah, now will you please fuck off!"... "How shall we fuck off O Lord?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I wish they'd all sod off back to the Middle Ages and stay there, where they can practice their idealist, intolerant, violent, sexist, war-mongering bollocks which thrives on power and control. And this goes for Northern Europe and the Middle East, as well as anywhere whose principles are dominated by some magical creature who created Earth in seven days and somehow managed to manipulate the biological impossibility of one couple miraculously populating our planet. When you consider most modern religions follow scripts written centuries ago, probably by drunken child-molesters overcome with syphilis, the whole thing seems so incredibly insane. Pathetic, easily offended idiots, the lot of them. Discuss http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38628338 Repetitive bollocks, and furthermore you will be in deep shit when Punkers is paroled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Repetitive bollocks, and furthermore you will be in deep shit when Punkers is paroled. I'm hoping punky gets a shanking in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 By my count, this is the 234th thread on religion. Yes they are all deluded cunts. Shiit nom. Think of something more original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 47 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm hoping punky gets a shanking in the cooler. Punky is hoping he gets a wanking in the cooler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 45 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm hoping punky gets a shanking in the cooler. Being a good Catholic, he will not complain if he is. He is in all probability standing in his cell, dressed in a horse hair shirt, fladging himself, and whispering 'Lots Of Lashings' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: By my count, this is the 234th thread on religion. Yes they are all deluded cunts. Shiit nom. Think of something more original. I searched 'God', 'Jesus' and 'Religion' before creating the topic, which clearly wasn't enough to fulfil your demanding standards, my Liege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38628338 Damned if they do, damned if they don't.... ..or they would be if there was anything up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 Scottish Episcopal Church = proddies that enjoy being pretend English catholics. A deeply confused bunch and, like the Church of Scotland, increasingly riddled with troublingly sickly US-style evangelical bollocks. Lets give tambourines to the kids in the front! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 15/01/2017 at 4:06 PM, Eric Cuntman said: The nature of religious stupidity is best explained in Monty Pythons' Life of Brian... "I'm NOT the messiah, now will you please fuck off!"... "How shall we fuck off O Lord?" You should study the parables and the Gospels to make sense of the Christian faith instead damning the church like a vexed militant homosexual..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 15/01/2017 at 6:51 PM, DingTheRioja said: Damned if they do, damned if they don't.... ..or they would be if there was anything up there. God made the Universe and us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You should study the parables and the Gospels to make sense of the Christian faith instead damning the church like a vexed militant homosexual..... You should study physics and chemistry, such as the reaction between petrol fumes and striking a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 15/01/2017 at 1:52 PM, Wolfie said: I wish they'd all sod off back to the Middle Ages and stay there, where they can practice their idealist, intolerant, violent, sexist, war-mongering bollocks which thrives on power and control. And this goes for Northern Europe and the Middle East, as well as anywhere whose principles are dominated by some magical creature who created Earth in seven days and somehow managed to manipulate the biological impossibility of one couple miraculously populating our planet. When you consider most modern religions follow scripts written centuries ago, probably by drunken child-molesters overcome with syphilis, the whole thing seems so incredibly insane. Pathetic, easily offended idiots, the lot of them. Discuss. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38628338 When you die you should hope that you will have prepared for the next life..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You should study the parables and the Gospels to make sense of the Christian faith instead damning the church like a vexed militant homosexual..... You must like me punkers, you didn't tell me I have AIDS. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: When you die you should hope that you will have prepared for the next life..... When you die, you should hope Frank is on the other side of the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 15/01/2017 at 4:15 PM, Witheredscrote said: Repetitive bollocks, and furthermore you will be in deep shit when Punkers is paroled. Punker's will be very, very cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Punker's will be very, very cross. Who do you think will care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 30 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: When you die, you should hope Frank is on the other side of the planet. Shut up you imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Shut you imbecile. Christ, you are spectacularly fucking thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who do you think will care? Punker's will care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Christ, you are spectacularly fucking thick. You need to pray to God to save your soul.....and damnation..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You need to pray to God to save your soul.....and damnation..... Is god an old man with a beard such as this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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