Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Manky said: Wow. Is that meant to impress me. I would have done all 3 if I had had a spare hour after dinner last Friday. No wonder you are a red, you are scared of graft and want to live off other peoples taxes. History of Art, my arse. I bet the cunt can't even spell Hieronymus Bosch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The Coconut Joe episode was a complete mind fuck whilst also being incredibly funny. It got shit by the third season, though. Yeah, I did like the junkie fox living in the rubbish bag mountain out the back of Nabootique though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: That bit of paper probably impresses you doesn't it.... Panzerknacker I was just skim-reading this thread and noticed someone said 'mighty boosh', and then you appeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 37 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Three Degrees, eh! Then which one of these cunted old slags are You then, Corby? I'm not too sure about Corby, but I'm fairly certain the one on the left is Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: That bit of paper probably impresses you doesn't it.... Panzerknacker 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: That bit of paper probably impresses you doesn't it.... Panzerknacker Your mission this weekend pansy is to finally get yourself an avatar as another faceless flid has rocked up. I've already slagged him off, incorrectly, thinking it was you and we can't have that. Do for old stubbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: That bit of paper probably impresses you doesn't it.... Panzerknacker 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: That bit of paper probably impresses you doesn't it.... Panzerknacker Your mission this weekend pansy is to finally get yourself an avatar as another faceless flid has rocked up. I've already slagged him off, incorrectly, thinking it was you and we can't have that. Do for old stubbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Corbynista said: I suppose GCSEs must seem important if u never got a degree. I've got 3 undergrads. Undergrad? Isn't that that place in Russia where the Germans got fucked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'm not too sure about Corby, but I'm fairly certain the one on the left is Punkape. I can't fucking believe they deleted my Prince Philip post! It was my best one today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Corbynista said: I suppose GCSEs must seem important if u never got a degree. I've got 3 undergrads. All my undergrads are in the wash, so I went to the pub 'commando' tonight, that said I will drink to your superior intellect...(saying that, it's Friday and I'll probably raise a toast to any old cunt) xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: All my undergrads are in the wash, so I went to the pub 'commando' tonight, that said I will drink to your superior intellect...(saying that, it's Friday and I'll probably raise a toast to any old cunt) xx Remember you're talking to a student. To him, toast is breakfast, lunch and dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember you're talking to a student. To him, toast is breakfast, lunch and dinner. Ahh...He's still a student, that would explain why he only has 3 pairs of undergrad's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: Ahh...He's still a student, that would explain why he only has 3 pairs of undergrad's Possibly, ex student, the same thing really. Grow silly beards, have an ethnically diverse group of friends and insist on calling a 6 day package holiday to Majorca "going travelling". Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 37 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: Ahh...He's still a student, that would explain why he only has 3 pairs of undergrad's From what I can gather from the 6th form campus, he is Head Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You could always try The Mocking Shop, there's some wanker called Properkhunt on there, and some cunt who always confuses your and you're. Recognise the motor, but never heard of her. 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This cunt makes Cockney Gent sound believable. err.......see Properkhunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: History of Art, my arse. I bet the cunt can't even spell Hieronymus Bosch They make good power tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: I was just skim-reading this thread and noticed someone said 'mighty boosh', and then you appeared. Alas..to my shame I'll never be a smart as yourself wuggy baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They make good power tools. My Hieronymus Saw has lasted me for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your mission this weekend pansy is to finally get yourself an avatar as another faceless flid has rocked up. I've already slagged him off, incorrectly, thinking it was you and we can't have that. Do for old stubbers Bit stuttery tonight stubberz old boy? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Bit stuttery tonight stubberz old boy? Panzerknacker Repetition is the mother of learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Repetition is the mother of learning. Close. The actual saying is "Repetition is the mother (or Father if you're a poof or a priest) of wanking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Close. The actual saying is "Repetition is the mother (or Father if you're a poof or a priest) of wanking." My great-great-great-great-great granddad used to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: They make good power tools. No dear, you're thinking of 'Love Honey'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5063913/lily-allen-homeless-christmas-tweet-mocked/amp/ Do you have room for a Lily this Christmas? Think of this poor, homeless lass when you tuck into your dinner this Christmas day. Remember, Lily Allen is for life, not just for Christmas. Ithankyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5063913/lily-allen-homeless-christmas-tweet-mocked/amp/ Do you have room for a Lily this Christmas? Think of this poor, homeless lass when you tuck into your dinner this Christmas day. Remember, Lily Allen is for life, not just for Christmas. Ithankyou The only scenario I can see myself thinking of that cunt whilst eating is if I was bulimic. A haggard fuck of a woman who needs a good shitting on. I'd let the Rev loose on her in a heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, nocti said: The only scenario I can see myself thinking of that cunt whilst eating is if I was bulimic. A haggard fuck of a woman who needs a good shitting on. I'd let the Rev loose on her in a heartbeat. You are heartless and cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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