Frank Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: I've been expecting you. Numb ? I've spent £23k on a new conservatory today. That's me spunked the lot in 10 weeks. Easy come easy go. Spending the weekend drinking a case of lower end champers given to me as a gift. All this wealth is sapping my soul, jackie. I have no passion, no anger.. no humour. I recall your shitty back yard being no more the 15 foot. Have you extended out front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I recall your shitty back yard being no more the 15 foot. Have you extended out front? I love this Greek double entendre but steadfastly refuse to get drawn into it. Lol lol Panzernacker Jazzmondo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 hours ago, JackoTC said: I've been expecting you. Numb ? I've spent £23k on a new conservatory today. That's me spunked the lot in 10 weeks. Easy come easy go. Spending the weekend drinking a case of lower end champers given to me as a gift. Extended your mortgage again Jacko? You will be the envy of all the others on the new build crest homes estate, good for you. What's next a log burner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: What the fuck is going on here Fends ? This is articulate,semi intelligent and generally looks written by a normal member of society ? May I suggest you repair immediately to the cupboard under the stairs, and wank yourself senseless to some nunnery blacksploitation flicks at once ! I happen to be very intelligent Jackoff, but i like to play it down to fool the lame brains on here, anyway fuck all that, what about my avatar..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 Do they have torture in the cooler? I can imagine Roops resplendent in her SS obergruppenfuher's outfit, supervising the water torture of some poor bastard, rapping her riding crop against her jackboot as the poor cunt screams (or glugs) for mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 On 26/01/2017 at 8:24 AM, Eddie said: I would torture the cunts alright, a Lily Allen concert on loop only interrupted with a Ewan McGregor star wars film. With a side order of anything with benedict cumberbitch in it.....its inhumane i tell you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do they have torture in the cooler? I can imagine Roops resplendent in her SS obergruppenfuher's outfit, supervising the water torture of some poor bastard, rapping her riding crop against her jackboot as the poor cunt screams (or glugs) for mercy. No, but there are no TVs, computers etc. I do provide them with free copies of The Guardian though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 14 hours ago, Roadkill said: No doubt he's already got a list of his construction company owning mates to contract the work off to. If people are stupid enough to think a wall will stop illegal immigration then they probably shouldn't be trusted with an adult wage anyway. So basically he's no different to any other cunt in power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 10 hours ago, Rick_B said: No, but there are no TVs, computers etc. I do provide them with free copies of The Guardian though. Well at least there's bog roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 11 hours ago, Rick_B said: No, but there are no TVs, computers etc. I do provide them with free copies of The Guardian though. At least they have toiletries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 12 hours ago, Rick_B said: No, but there are no TVs, computers etc. I do provide them with free copies of The Guardian though. You heartless bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: So basically he's no different to any other cunt in power. Pretty much. Politics has always just been another way for the rich to run the world. They should make every job in politics totally voluntary and see how long people would stick around. Our own entitled little twats would probably nick the carpets from parliament before they went home to their mansions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Pretty much. Politics has always just been another way for the rich to run the world. They should make every job in politics totally voluntary and see how long people would stick around. You haven't thought this through roadkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: You haven't thought this through roadkill. I rarely do, Eddie. I rarely do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 On 1/26/2017 at 10:08 AM, Manky said: I am off tartng up my CV. Looks like a good job opportunity here. I'm sure you could do a terrorist suspect up a treat with a potato peeler, you cook fuck. "You better tell us where the next suicide bomb is going to go off, or I'm bringing out the fish slice". Stupid Northern cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm sure you could do a terrorist suspect up a treat with a potato peeler, you cook fuck. "You better tell us where the next suicide bomb is going to go off, or I'm bringing out the fish slice". Stupid Northern cunt. My cooking would make any cunt sing like a canary. I was that bad, even the Army Catering Corps told me to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Just now, Manky said: My cooking would make any cunt sing like a canary. I was that bad, even the Army Catering Corps told me to fuck off. Even Dennis Nilsen showed enough self control to never jizz in the porridge. Poor show. Tell us some stories about you and Dennis in the kitchens at Aldershot some time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 22 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Even Dennis Nilsen showed enough self control to never jizz in the porridge. Poor show. Tell us some stories about you and Dennis in the kitchens at Aldershot some time? It is suspected that the Catering Corps have killed more people than all the other army units combined over the centuries. These steely eyed dealers of stew and death are certainly not to be trifled with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: It is suspected that the Catering Corps have killed more people than all the other army units combined over the centuries. These steely eyed dealers of stew and death are certainly not to be trifled with. Doesn't count if the casualties are on their side and caused by food poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Off topic I know, but does anyone else wonder if "The Back Street Boys" is a euphemism? As you were, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Off topic I know, but does anyone else wonder if "The Back Street Boys" is a euphemism? As you were, cunts. Where we're going, we don't need euphemisms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Are you sure that isn't a photo of Manky, Dennis Nilsen and their fellow comrades celebrating after successfully making scrambled eggs for thirty hungry squaddies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Are you sure that isn't a photo of Manky, Dennis Nilsen and their fellow comrades celebrating after successfully making scrambled eggs for thirty hungry squaddies? I don't know and I don't care. All I want to know is why Tony Stark felt the need to get involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't know and I don't care. All I want to know is why Tony Stark felt the need to get involved. Tony Stark, Iron Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Just now, Manky said: Tony Stark, Iron Man? No the tooth fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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