Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 So cunts everywhere are listening to that terrible 'Born Slippy' tune, because they've made another Trainspotting film. Cue lots of cunts making ironic lists of "Choose x, choose y, choose to do z" shite like the poster from the original film, the unoriginal, boring cretins. Being a native of Edinburgh I'm very pissed off about all of this. For one thing I've been down to Leith a few times and, unsurprisingly, the junkies down there are not the temporarily inconvenienced philosophers the film portrays. Cunts want to pretend Trainspotting shows a gritty side of Edinburgh, but when you point out that the city is nothing like the film the same cunts get all defensive and claim that it is "art" and not an accurate portrayal. The joke is on them anyway, as most of the original film was shot in Glasgow because they couldn't find places shit enough in Edinburgh to look the part.The book is okay, but Irvine Welsh wrote bits of it purely for the shock value. In this day and age I can go watch ISIS execution videos and drone strike footage of Iraqi weddings getting bombed "by mistake", so a bunch of skagheads contemplating the human condition and occasionally beating some cunt up doesn't really have the same edge any more. Anyway, fill your boots with this '90s "classic". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Ewan McGregor needs that fucking hat punched down his throat then kicked in the belly till his arsehole bleeds. I don`t care for him. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Another Scotch classic like Braveheart. I can hardly wait. Fuck off and get independence and join the EU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off and get independence and join the EU I've still seen no evidence of how the SNP are going to reconcile the notion of Scottish independence with remaining part of Europe. Breaking free from the rest of the UK is in the interests of a sovereign Scotland, but apparently adhering to Brussels diktat doesn't curb our sovereignty to the same degree. Some would suggest that this is indicative of an anti-English sentiment within some corners of Scotland and a hunger within SNP MSPs to be the ones that broke Scotland free simply for the recognition. Or to put it another way, If it wisnae for they European cunts we wud all be pure skint ken? Like we need tae get away fae they English cunts and stand on our ain two feet ken cos they're holdin us down, but like we cannae do without they Europeans eh? They's gid cunts they Europeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I've still seen no evidence of how the SNP are going to reconcile the notion of Scottish independence with remaining part of Europe. Breaking free from the rest of the UK is in the interests of a sovereign Scotland, but apparently adhering to Brussels diktat doesn't curb our sovereignty to the same degree. Some would suggest that this is indicative of an anti-English sentiment within some corners of Scotland and a hunger within SNP MSPs to be the ones that broke Scotland free simply for the recognition. Or to put it another way, If it wisnae for they European cunts we wud all be pure skint ken? Like we need tae get away fae they English cunts and stand on our ain two feet ken cos they're holdin us down, but like we cannae do without they Europeans eh? They's gid cunts they Europeans. Then the EU can bung you a couple of quid for your film industry so you can make "Trainspotting 3, The final chapter" Canny folk these jocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: Ewan McGregor needs that fucking hat punched down his throat then kicked in the belly till his arsehole bleeds. I don`t care for him. Cunt. Never liked him either. Remember watching him on that show where they rode motorbikes through the desert for no fucking reason. Stupid cunt stopped at some poor African village and handed out copies of Star Wars (the shit ones with him in it) on DVD. Fair enough if you don't want to give them money or food but giving the poor bastards the shit that you can't even donate to the charity shop is just cuntish. At least he signed every single one. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Choose Facebook. Choose a skinny flat white latté with a cinnamon twist. Choose verbal diarrhoea. Choose posting shitty noms on the corner. Choose Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Choose Facebook. Choose a skinny flat white latté with a cinnamon twist. Choose verbal diarrhoea. Choose posting shitty noms on the corner. Choose Dan. Fuck off. Hazelnut soya lattés or nothing at all. I'm lactose intolerant every other Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Marabou Stork Nightmares is a better book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 You're all a bunch of Philistine cunts. That said, James Kelman would kick Irvine Welsh's arse in a square go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I've still seen no evidence of how the SNP are going to reconcile the notion of Scottish independence with remaining part of Europe. Breaking free from the rest of the UK is in the interests of a sovereign Scotland, but apparently adhering to Brussels diktat doesn't curb our sovereignty to the same degree. Some would suggest that this is indicative of an anti-English sentiment within some corners of Scotland and a hunger within SNP MSPs to be the ones that broke Scotland free simply for the recognition. Or to put it another way, If it wisnae for they European cunts we wud all be pure skint ken? Like we need tae get away fae they English cunts and stand on our ain two feet ken cos they're holdin us down, but like we cannae do without they Europeans eh? They's gid cunts they Europeans. I like you Dan. I really do, but that last paragraph was fucking hard work reading it because it wasn't 'pissed woman friendly'. I'll try and read it again in the morning when I'm sober. G'night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 Choose another film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 13 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I've still seen no evidence of how the SNP are going to reconcile the notion of Scottish independence with remaining part of Europe. Breaking free from the rest of the UK is in the interests of a sovereign Scotland, but apparently adhering to Brussels diktat doesn't curb our sovereignty to the same degree. Some would suggest that this is indicative of an anti-English sentiment within some corners of Scotland and a hunger within SNP MSPs to be the ones that broke Scotland free simply for the recognition. Or to put it another way, If it wisnae for they European cunts we wud all be pure skint ken? Like we need tae get away fae they English cunts and stand on our ain two feet ken cos they're holdin us down, but like we cannae do without they Europeans eh? They's gid cunts they Europeans. I hate the SNP. And Edinburglar is full of steer and queers. At least Glasgow isn't an AIDS hotbed full of fucking fairies. But you make a good point about MSP's craving recognition. They have it within them to wreck the country, but, let us not forget, the electorate have spoken. Sturgeon wont dare to try again so quickly. Now get back to your skag and poofery you big bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 Wankers .. and so are train spotters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 Choose another actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 If there's a sequel, I can't help but wonder just how much Ewan McGregor will be contributing from his purse to UNICEF's Nepal Appeal. I bet he's only considering taking part in T2 so he can donate all of his personal income to helping homeless children in Nepal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 The new BBC series "Taboo" is a crock of shit. Full of pointless swearing and a bloke remotely fucking his sister by blowing smoke up a chimney. And to think my mum could have been watching this offensive cunt dripping. If she weren't dead that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: The new BBC series "Taboo" is a crock of shit. Full of pointless swearing and a bloke remotely fucking his sister by blowing smoke up a chimney. And to think my mum could have been watching this offensive cunt dripping. If she weren't dead that is. I wouldn't mind but his sister is ugly, the "actress" is better looking but thats not saying much... no wonder the poor ate a lot of oysters back then, need the aphrodisiac to get them going and the smell to mask the odour of the fugly rotting women that seem to inhabit his area of london.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: Never liked him either. Remember watching him on that show where they rode motorbikes through the desert for no fucking reason. Stupid cunt stopped at some poor African village and handed out copies of Star Wars (the shit ones with him in it) on DVD. Fair enough if you don't want to give them money or food but giving the poor bastards the shit that you can't even donate to the charity shop is just cuntish. At least he signed every single one. Cunt. So these remote African villages have DVD players then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 H 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So these remote African villages have DVD players then? He seemed to think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: H He seemed to think so. Maybe Lenny Henry's going out there next year with some. Lucky for them they don't have electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 55 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I wouldn't mind but his sister is ugly, the "actress" is better looking but thats not saying much... no wonder the poor ate a lot of oysters back then, need the aphrodisiac to get them going and the smell to mask the odour of the fugly rotting women that seem to inhabit his area of london.... I think she's related to Charlie Chaplin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: The new BBC series "Taboo" is a crock of shit. Full of pointless swearing and a bloke remotely fucking his sister by blowing smoke up a chimney. And to think my mum could have been watching this offensive cunt dripping. If she weren't dead that is. I found their interpretation of the honourable East India company very insulting too, Ratty. I almost dropped my monocle I was so shocked. Tom Hardy is a fish faced cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Maybe Lenny Henry's going out there next year with some. Lucky for them they don't have electricity. So long as he doesn't bring the wife. They'd all start worshipping her as a goddess of fertility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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