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Witheredscrote

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
15 hours ago, Bubba C said:

In the recent spate of God awful noms, this ranks down there with the worst. 

You complete fucking tool. 

Indeed. Pipe down withers, you've said plenty and we've all had our fill. I'm only just out of the cooler, yet again, injustice, but anyway first thing I clap eyes on is this horse shit. Sober up, you red nosed French shit sucker. That and Eddie blabbering on like Jamie Oliver with his terrible estuary grammar. I wuz this, he wuz that. Fucking diabolical.

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4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Indeed. Pipe down withers, you've said plenty and we've all had our fill. I'm only just out of the cooler, yet again, injustice, but anyway first thing I clap eyes on is this horse shit. Sober up, you red nosed French shit sucker. That and Eddie blabbering on like Jamie Oliver with his terrible estuary grammar. I wuz this, he wuz that. Fucking diabolical.

shut it you two bob fat bald cunt of an estate agent. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve

Though I have no proof, I believe the government is engaged in a diabolical plot to mutate all human babies into hermaphrodites, and not even attractive hermaphrodites, but god fucking awful Susan Boyle looking.  In the name of total human acceptance.  Frank, Punky, Muncho...the evidence is growing.  

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On ‎29‎/‎01‎/‎2017 at 8:09 PM, Eddie said:

For a skinny jug eared cunt he is a ladies man, although obviously his focus is quantity over quality. Unfortunately he explains in great detail what he speared over the weekend first thing monday morning, backed up with pictures on his phone. Vile.

Fuck you very much, I'll have you know that all my ladies are lovely except Miss before & after, she was fucking ugly, oh and the old one, she was even uglier, in fact you are correct they are all munters

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1 hour ago, Fatty said:

Fuck you very much, I'll have you know that all my ladies are lovely except Miss before & after, she was fucking ugly, oh and the old one, she was even uglier, in fact you are correct they are all munters

I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead.

In other words, a botched sexual assault. 

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19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead.

Have you still got her number????

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19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I once tried shagging a really big fat staff nurse in Herne Bay. I got sea sick after 10 minutes, so I had a wank instead.

No apologies.

There was a man from Herne Bay

Who fashioned a cunt from clay

He shagged it too quick

Set hard as a brick

And chaffed his foreskin away.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
1 minute ago, The Beast said:

No apologies.

There was a man from Herne Bay

Who fashioned a cunt from clay

He shagged it too quick

Set hard as a brick

And chaffed his foreskin away.

Watch out you might start something again.

 

A poofter from down Cheshire way

Came out and said he was gay

He wears womens clothes

To rent boys he goes

For sex in a casual way.

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50 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

A dual nationality cunt from France,

Was acting a bit of a ponce,

fuck off you froggy cunt.

Fin.

Withers is rather unsavoury,
He says he is opposed to slavery,
But midst screeches and howls,
He fucks both geese and owls,
Which he keeps in an underground aviary.

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5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

A dual nationality cunt from France,

Was acting a bit of a ponce,

fuck off you froggy cunt.

Fin.

He lives in a cave in Norfolk 

In getting up stairs he'd have no luck

On his scooter he sped

With his shiny bald head

When we all simply wish he was dead

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Guest Alfie Noakes

A rancid old queen called punkape

Has an arse that's in permanent gape

He sucks cocks every night

Especially ones that taste of shite

He loves to pretend is arse rape

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14 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

A rancid old queen called punkape

Has an arse that's in permanent gape

He sucks cocks every night

Especially ones that taste of shite

He loves to pretend is arse rape

A silly old queer called Noakes

liked buggering gay old blokes

He'd arrive in his van

shouting "I need a man"

Then get battered by a load of old folks.

 

lol.

lol.

lolol.

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Guest Lady Penelope
On 01/02/2017 at 10:14 AM, The Beast said:

No apologies.

There was a man from Herne Bay

Who fashioned a cunt from clay

He shagged it too quick

Set hard as a brick

And chaffed his foreskin away.

I thought that it was Baglan Bay

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