Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 47 minutes ago, Rick_B said: That's probably why it's such an effective contraceptive, faced with the prospect of injecting your own balls with gel makes the alternative of a nice cup of tea surprisingly attractive. Even more effective is to have the bitch spayed. Why is it always us men that have to go through the worry of such things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 The anagram of vasalgel is Lava Legs. Much would be the sensation after jabbing yer scrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 55 minutes ago, ratcum said: filth loader Bum coveter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: That's probably why it's such an effective contraceptive, faced with the prospect of injecting your own balls with gel makes the alternative of a nice cup of tea surprisingly attractive. I've heard that the application of heat can drastically reduce sperm count Rick, but if you've been dunking your family jewels in a boiling mug of PG tips to avoid conception, I would strongly advise you to desist. Not only could you sustain serious injury, but you have blatantly misunderstood the concept of 'teabagging'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Those of you considering 'the snip' and/or in desparate need of sterilization may wish to go for Vasalgel,which can be injected into your knacksac to create blockage. Furthermore, a study in rabbits last year concluded that Vasalgel can also be removed by flushing the duct with a baking soda solution. Vasalgel has also been successfully tested in monkeys, bringing the prospect of an alternative form of birth control for humans one step closer, and I aint talking bollocks. http://news.sky.com/story/male-contraceptive-and-vasectomy-gel-tested-successfully-on-monkeys-10759053 Nah, you're talking bollocks AGAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 I will give it a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Those of you considering 'the snip' and/or in desparate need of sterilization may wish to go for Vasalgel,which can be injected into your knacksac to create blockage. Furthermore, a study in rabbits last year concluded that Vasalgel can also be removed by flushing the duct with a baking soda solution. Vasalgel has also been successfully tested in monkeys, bringing the prospect of an alternative form of birth control for humans one step closer, and I aint talking bollocks. http://news.sky.com/story/male-contraceptive-and-vasectomy-gel-tested-successfully-on-monkeys-10759053 It's better than the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've heard that the application of heat can drastically reduce sperm count Rick, but if you've been dunking your family jewels in a boiling mug of PG tips to avoid conception, I would strongly advise you to desist. Not only could you sustain serious injury, but you have blatantly misunderstood the concept of 'teabagging'. Eric, I think he can skip the tea cup, no matter that you seem obsessed with the picture. Human semen blown into human shite does not result in a baby, at least not one you'ld want to kiss and play with, or bring to a family restaurant. You would get shite and spunk over your mouth and hands, and get thrown out of the restaurant. Do you see now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eric, I think he can skip the tea cup, no matter that you seem obsessed with the picture. Human semen blown into human shite does not result in a baby, at least not one you'ld want to kiss and play with, or bring to a family restaurant. You would get shite and spunk over your mouth and hands, and get thrown out of the restaurant. Do you see now? I think I've got the drift Quince. Thank you for your continued tutelage in such matters. I must admit to being naive to the possibility of our learned mod being of the golfing persuasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think I've got the drift Quince. Thank you for your continued tutelage in such matters. I must admit to being naive to the possibility of our learned mod being of the golfing persuasion. He had a fling with Gurt a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: He had a fling with Gurt a while ago. That's not homosexuality, merely bestiality, of the most depraved kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not homosexuality, merely bestiality, of the most depraved kind. Then he's flogging a dead horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Then he's flogging a dead horse. Or shagging one. It's easier when the horse is deceased, shagging a live one requires pinpoint coordination and a step ladder. Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or shagging one. It's easier when the horse is deceased, shagging a live one requires pinpoint coordination and a step ladder. Allegedly. Well, I suppose he is at least in a stable relationship... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or shagging one. It's easier when the horse is deceased, shagging a live one requires pinpoint coordination and a step ladder. Allegedly. So what did you do with Shergar's body after you finished with him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 On 2/7/2017 at 3:56 PM, 'eavensabove said: Furthermore, a study in rabbits last year concluded that Vasalgel can also be removed by flushing the duct with a baking soda solution. I don't remember ever injecting baking soda into my knackers, yet those cakes I baked for the local woman's shelter rose a treat. God moves in mysterious ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: I don't remember ever injecting baking soda into my knackers, yet those cakes I baked for the local woman's shelter rose a treat. God moves in mysterious ways. I don't like your avatar. Change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: God moves in mysterious ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: So what did you do with Shergar's body after you finished with him? If you take the letters in 'Shergar Bum' and rearrange them, you end up with 'Hamburgers'. The answer to your question is.... Sold him to Ronald McDonald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you take the letters in 'Shergar Bum' and rearrange them, you end up with 'Hamburgers'. The answer to your question is.... Sold him to Ronald McDonald. Fascinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't like your avatar. Change it. Have you ever tried gluing up your japseye as a cheap form of contraception? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fascinating Well you fuckin asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Does anyone else mis-read this as vagisil? No? Just me then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Does anyone else mis-read this as vagisil? No? Just me then? well you are an irritating cunt Dingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Does anyone else mis-read this as vagisil? I miss Sailor Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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