PANZER MURPHY Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Must say they aren't a cunt of a yoke. .different flavours. .Coffee. .chocolate. .baileys cheese cake. ..it's the biz Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 I bet they improve your blow job technique for those more demanding 'sessions' with your 'special clients' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 They're best thing since sliced roll ups. I've even found liquid THC for my E cig online, fill the tank and Bob's yah cunted. It's great as I don't have to buy loose fags over the counter to roll a spliff at an extortionate 30 cents at throw, in fact I don't even have to go to the coffeeshop any more. Tobacco is for cunts, weed is for even bigger cunts. Go E cig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 On 22/02/2017 at 2:21 PM, Panzerknacker said: Must say they aren't a cunt of a yoke. .different flavours. .Coffee. .chocolate. .baileys cheese cake. ..it's the biz Panzerknacker Care to explain what the FUCK this is supposed to mean? I've asked you this before, but why do you feel it necessary to use this idiotic "street" style of writing? Try using English in your replies and you might, just might, not come across as so much of a complete fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 E-cigs are for poofs. Capstan Full Strength for me...nicotine-stained fingers, a good phlegm-rattling cough in the mornings, lung cancer and an early grave. Sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 On 2/22/2017 at 3:10 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: I bet they improve your blow job technique for those more demanding 'sessions' with your 'special clients' It has improved my performance and stamina im back running and I counted the pumps on the last yoke I boned 618 continuous pumps before goo was blown. .bitch spent the following day sitting on a bag of frozen peas Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 On 25/02/2017 at 7:59 AM, Cap'n Cunt said: E-cigs are for poofs. Capstan Full Strength for me...nicotine-stained fingers, a good phlegm-rattling cough in the mornings, lung cancer and an early grave. Sorted. Referring to the last four words of your post - If only! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It has improved my performance and stamina im back running and I counted the pumps on the last yoke I boned 618 continuous pumps before goo was blown. .bitch spent the following day sitting on a bag of frozen peas Panzerknacker You finished after only that many pumps of your fist on your limp little sausage. Did your arm, as well as your hand need those frozen peas? You're a quick finisher for sure. You want to try these meds I am on, you don't come for hours and hours, you have to set an alarm to remind you to finish. Noakesisstillknackered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You finished after only that many pumps of your fist on your limp little sausage. Did your arm, as well as your hand need those frozen peas? You're a quick finisher for sure. You want to try these meds I am on, you don't come for hours and hours, you have to set an alarm to remind you to finish. Noakesisstillknackered Fuk you an yer performing enhancing drugs. .I'm organic Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 12 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It won'timprMunstery performance and stamin a im bac k running and I counted the pumps on the last yoke I boned 618 continuous pumps before goo was blown. .bitch spent the following day sitting on a bag of frozen peas Panzerknacker Pissyspacker you cunt. A bag of peas wont stay frozen all day with some corpulent ugly munter sitting on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Pissyspacker you cunt. A bag of peas wont stay frozen all day with some corpulent ugly munter sitting on them. Hey I'm only repeating what the hound was gibberin. . Ya hair splitting norris off corrie pallid sausage of cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 35 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Hey I'm only repeating what the hound was gibberin. . Ya hair splitting norris off corrie pallid sausage of cunt Panzerknacker Christ, you really are a fuckin mong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk you an yer performing enhancing drugs. .I'm organic Panzerknacker That must be street talk for "your a fucking bullshitting cock sucker that never went to writing classes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Christ, you really are a fuckin mong That's very nearly a sentence excellent work ming baby. ..you'll go far here Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 37 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: That's very nearly a sentence excellent work ming baby. ..you'll go far here Panzerknacker I could post sentences all day long to show what a gigantic sack of horse shit you are, but I dont need to put myself out, as you do such a wonderful job of it on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 E-cigs are for wannabe elitist cunts. Smoking is for cunts who just have to have something in their gobs to suck on shamelessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Mingeeta said: I could post sentences all day long to show what a gigantic sack of horse shit you are, but I dont need to put myself out, as you do such a wonderful job of it on your own. Ohhh snatch baby likes your gibber ..picking curtains next Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Ohhh snatch baby likes your gibber ..picking curtains next Panzerknacker Please explain in your best English exactly what the fuck you on about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Please explain in your best English exactly what the fuck you on about. Snatch ..you roaring burning homersexual...mad after mings man pussy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Snatch ..you roaring burning homersexual...mad after mings man pussy Panzerknacker What the fucking fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Snatch ..you roaring burning homersexual...mad after mings man pussy Panzerknacker Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 Yer twisting me melon man. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Yer twisting me melon man. Panzerknacker You speak as if you are Sean Ryder's brain damaged secret cousin, hidden away in a room nobody knows about, with blacked out windows that have been licked continuously by the dribbling, gibbering and continuously gurning spacktard. DumpAlfieAtTheKnackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 On 27/02/2017 at 2:02 PM, Panzerknacker said: I'm organic Panzerknacker You've got the worst case of blight I've seen for some time. With luck, perhaps they might consider switching off the life-support machine. WOLFIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You speak as if you are Sean Ryder's brain damaged secret cousin, hidden away in a room nobody knows about, with blacked out windows that have been licked continuously by the dribbling, gibbering and continuously gurning spacktard. DumpAlfieAtTheKnackers It's no secret that im in receipt of a disability benefit and unable to work so keep working boys. .you lucky people you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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