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Guest DingTheRioja
6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You cheeky fucking slag. I consider myself owed for the loss of my albeit deceptively named intellectual property. You could simply have deleted everything that Evan cunt has ever written, instantly bringing the Song thread into the respectable. 

Evan, you're fucking brown bread. 

Hard man, I bet you're a real hard man.

Prick.

5 hours ago, Decimus said:

It was me and my Quincy
With his dungarees and Rollerblades
Smoking filter tips reclining in the passenger seat
of my supercharged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft top down
He liked the wind in his face
He said "Son, you ever been to Vegas??"
I said "No" he said "that's where we're gonna go,
you need a change of pace"
And when we hit the strip, with all the wedding chapels
and the neon signs he said
"I left my wallet in El Segundo"
and proceeded to take two grand of mine.
We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my Quincy as well.
He looked in the passenger seat of my car,
and with a smile he said
"If your Quincy's got that kind of money sir,
and we've got a Quincy bed"

Me and Quincy
With a dream and a gun
Hoping my Quincy
don't point that gun at anyone
Me and Quincy
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand
Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

And at the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor.
He had a room up top with a panoramic view,
it's like nothing you've ever seen before.
He went to sleep in the bidet, and when he awoke, he ran his little Quincy fingers through the yellow pages called up escort services and ordered some oki doke.

Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom
with 3 monkey whores
"Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my girls.
Lace my palm with silver baby oh yeah
and they'll rock your world"
So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was sticking on Kurt Cobain sing about lithium
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine
"What's up?"  "You better get your ass in here boy
your Quincy is having too much of a good time"

Me and my Quincy
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my Quincy
don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my Quincy
Like Billy the Kid
Trying to understand
Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

Got tickets to see Sheena Easton
The Quincy was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores
He couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby
But my Quincy was ill
When I played black jack
Kept hittin 23
couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my Quincy?
I couldn't be sure
It's not like you've never seen a Quincy in rollerblades
and dungarees before

Now don't test my patience cause we're not about to run
that's a bad-ass Quincy boy and he's packing a gun
"My name is Rodriguez" he says with death in his eye
"I've been chasing you for a long time amigos
And now your Quincy's gonna die"

Me and my Quincy
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my Quincy
We don't want to kill no Mexican
But we got ten itchy fingers
One thing to declare
When the Quincy is high
You do not stare
You do not stare
You do not stare

Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here boy
And I ain't about to run
Put your gun down boy
How did I get mixed up with this fucking Quincy anyhow.

Kill yourself, you're a fucking embarrassment.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Hard man, I bet you're a real hard man.

Prick.

Kill yourself, you're a fucking embarrassment.

Shut up Ding. Everybody knows you are a poof.

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Guest DingTheRioja
2 hours ago, Decimus said:

I'm going to take my belt off and give you six of the best, you saucy cunt.

So you're homo obsession is taking over.

Kill yourself then, freaky cunt.

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Guest DingTheRioja
2 hours ago, Decimus said:

I can't help it, Ding. It appears that your animal magnetism extends to more than just fictional women.

Now show me the fucking goods.

You're too shit to bother with, I'd rather play Chase Me round the sofa with the Corners resident ladyboy.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
9 hours ago, Decimus said:

I'm going to take my belt off and give you six of the best, you saucy cunt.

Strangle the little twerp with it when you're done. 

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4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I'm afraid not, despite feeling driven to it by Ding and his God awful shite.

Maybe you should start. Your posts have been lacking substance of late.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
4 hours ago, Snatch said:

Maybe you should start. Your posts have been lacking substance of late.

In truth, I was in deepest, foulest Glasgow at the weekend and am subsequently still fucked. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
48 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Quincly, are you a Nesquik or a Crusha man? The truth now.

I'm not sure what you mean, but I fear either or both might be some faggoty slang for something revolting. Is that it?

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1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I'm not sure what you mean, but I fear either or both might be some faggoty slang for something revolting. Is that it?

No, it's just a basic milkshake question which you're already trying to avoid.

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Guest Lady Penelope
10 hours ago, Snatch said:

Is that slang for a depressive cunt?

No .. I remember Gibbo from my early days here (2009) .. Gibbo/Apple is Top Dog.

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