Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Like the Elgin Marbles, and everything else in the British Museum, Swing Low Sweet Chariot is yet another thing stolen by the English. You Anglo pricks start braying it at every opportunity; cunts that voted for Brexit because you hate foreigners, yet you are happy to mercilessly pillage and steal everything that said foreign cunts forgot to nail down. Unless it transpires that John Rutter wrote Swing Low during a lost weekend, fuck off and get your own songs you chimp-faced robbing mongrel cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Bricktop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Bricktop! Snatch: The pinnacle of English culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Like the Elgin Marbles, and everything else in the British Museum, Swing Low Sweet Chariot is yet another thing stolen by the English. You Anglo pricks start braying it at every opportunity; cunts that voted for Brexit because you hate foreigners, yet you are happy to mercilessly pillage and steal everything that said foreign cunts forgot to nail down. Unless it transpires that John Rutter wrote Swing Low during a lost weekend, fuck off and get your own songs you chimp-faced robbing mongrel cunts. I've never sung it, I do not know anyone who has ever sung it, and have never heard it being sung by anyone. Lazy stereotyping here, Dan. Maybe if you spent the evening in a northern social club, you might hear some ghastly fat cunt who loves 'rugger' mumbling it through a mouthful of pukka pie, but it's hardly an anthem for 95% of Englishmen. Do you sit there of an evening mindlessly shouting "Och aye the noo" and "see you, Jimmy"? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Do you sit there of an evening mindlessly shouting "Och aye the noo" and "see you, Jimmy"? Only when I get impatient because my battered Mars Bar hasn't shown up yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Only when I get impatient because my battered Mars Bar hasn't shown up yet. I'll wager my house you'd move to England if the salary (weekly wages in your case) was desirable. I'm right, aren't I, you obviously jealous Anglophobe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager my house you'd move to England if the salary (weekly wages in your case) was desirable. A pointless observation. In my line of work I would earn more if I moved to London. However any increase in salary would be spunked on transport, the rent on whatever garden shed you could find (forget getting a mortgage or that bollocks with buying a share in a property) and general living costs. I know enough people that made that mistake. I would consider mainland Europe, Australia, Canada and the US before England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've never sung it, I do not know anyone who has ever sung it, and have never heard it being sung by anyone. Lazy stereotyping here, Dan. Maybe if you spent the evening in a northern social club, you might hear some ghastly fat cunt who loves 'rugger' mumbling it through a mouthful of pukka pie, but it's hardly an anthem for 95% of Englishmen. Do you sit there of an evening mindlessly shouting "Och aye the noo" and "see you, Jimmy"? Cunt. Alexander Graham Bell nicked the idea for the telephone from Elisha Gray, the thieving jock cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A pointless observation. In my line of work I would earn more if I moved to London. However any increase in salary would be spunked on transport, the rent on whatever garden shed you could find (forget getting a mortgage or that bollocks with buying a share in a property) and general living costs. I know enough people that made that mistake. I would consider mainland Europe, Australia, Canada and the US before England. .And what is your line of work, may I ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: However any increase in salary would be spunked on transport, the rent on whatever garden shed you could find (forget getting a mortgage or that bollocks with buying a share in a property) and general living costs. I know enough people that made that mistake. These are the precise things people negotiate with prospective employers before making such a decision. That said, council binmen are offered fixed salaries in London, so I understand your plight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Those are the precise things people negotiate with prospective employers before making such a decision. That said, council binmen are offered fixed salaries in London, so I understand your plight. The position of Janitor springs to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 I'd love to see TSD swing. I don't care if it's high or low, as long as it's by his neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The position of Janitor springs to mind. Possibly. But STD would have to learn to use an instant boiling water tap, which might prove too much for his limited skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: .And what is your line of work, may I ask. Janitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 23 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Janitor. Congratulations! Your application has been successful. Please report to Punkape tonight and he'll show you the ropes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Snatch: The pinnacle of English culture. I don't care where this gay song originated from. I hate it anyway so shove it up your arse. By the way,well done on a post that doesn't take 500tb of internet space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: I don't care where this gay song originated from. I hate it anyway so shove it up your arse. By the way,well done on a post that doesn't take 500tb of internet space. Reported to Admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Reported to Admin. Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Ok. Well, thought I'd get to them quick before You do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Well, thought I'd get to them quick before You do. Why would I do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 I have always associated the song in question with 19th century black slaves in the southern states of America, along with 'De Kemptown Ladies' and 'I get a kick out of you'.....oh hang on, I think I've seen Blazing Saddles too many times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Why would I do that? From habit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: From habit? Example? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've never sung it, I do not know anyone who has ever sung it, and have never heard it being sung by anyone. Lazy stereotyping here, Dan. Maybe if you spent the evening in a northern social club, you might hear some ghastly fat cunt who loves 'rugger' mumbling it through a mouthful of pukka pie, but it's hardly an anthem for 95% of Englishmen. Do you sit there of an evening mindlessly shouting "Och aye the noo" and "see you, Jimmy"? Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Example? Look in your messages sent folder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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