Guest Hector Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross, To see a fine lady upon a white horse; Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, She shall have music wherever she goes. When I was sang this as a kid I had a picture of wild moorlands with a crossroads, a finger sign-post and horses. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality the place is busy with shops, houses, cars and traffic lights. What a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 What are the chances eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Hector said: When I was sang this as a kid I had a picture of wild moorlands with a crossroads, a finger sign-post and horses. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality the place is busy with shops, houses, cars and traffic lights. What a fucking cunt. When I was saw Hector as a newbie I had a picture of wild spontaneity with grammar, a finger sign-post of a horse with intelligence. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality his brain is a place busy with cars and traffic lights, and grey vacuousness void of wit or charm. What a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 29 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When I was saw Hector as a newbie I had a picture of wild spontaneity with grammar, a finger sign-post of a horse with intelligence. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality his brain is a place busy with cars and traffic lights, and grey vacuousness void of wit or charm. What a fucking cunt. Apologies, Mr Wolfie, but the above pile of shite wasn't necessarily aimed at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Fuck Banbury, went for a job interview there once and didn't get it. Hi chav count as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck Banbury, went for a job interview there once and didn't get it. Hi chav count as well Who did get the village idiot job then? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who did get the village idiot job then? Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who did get the village idiot job then? 19 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Frank Fucking hell Stubby, beaten by Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking hell Stubby, beaten by Frank? Not one of my proudest moments, especially as I hail from one the most inbred backwaters of the county. Decs was there too and I believe he got a second interview thanks to his web footed fen monkey gibberish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Frank Is he alive or dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 43 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 I actually envisage Frank as some spotty adolescent trapped in a never ending cycle of A level re-sits. Iron Man he is surely not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 33 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: I actually envisage Frank as some spotty adolescent trapped in a never ending cycle of A level re-sits. Iron Man he is surely not. Iron hoof he surely is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Has Roops got him in the slammer again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Has Roops got him in the slammer again? Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 That's nice. Does he have company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why? I'm not sure, it was removed before I saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not sure, it was removed before I saw it. Today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: That's nice. Does he have company? Decs, Bubba, Punkape, Quincy, and Bill's rotting corpse, I believe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Today? No, couple of weeks ago I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Decs, Bubba, Punkape, Quincy, and Bill's rotting corpse, I believe. #kinelski . What the fuck is everyone doing for casual sport then if most of the forum victims are incarcerated? Come on Roops, have a heart and release a couple, all this civilised nonsense is soul destroying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Just now, Cuntsman said: #kinelski . What the fuck is everyone doing for casual sport then if most of the forum victims are incarcerated? Come on Roops, have a heart and release a couple, all this civilised nonsense is soul destroying I agree. It's been fucking boring these last few days. At least let Punkape go so we can all call him a puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I agree. It's been fucking boring these last few days. At least let Punkape go so we can all call him a puff. Why play to his strengths though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I agree. It's been fucking boring these last few days. At least let Punkape go so we can all call him a puff. And Decs, Ding will go nuts if he hasn't got anyone to headbutt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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