Roadkill Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntsman said: Why play to his strengths though? It's better than standing around in awkward silence broken by the occasional polite cough and sound of Roop's leather jackboots caving in someone's teeth from the cooler. Ape has gone nuts and went off into the woods with a shotgun to hunt 'eavens who he's determined is some fucker from before our time called Jazz and Ding and Withers are both starting to believe they're actually liked in some way. On top of all that management has effectively quarantined us from the rest of the internet by stopping new registrations and Rick is still a thing. We are a doomed ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It's better than standing around in awkward silence broken by the occasional polite cough and sound of Roop's leather jackboots caving in someone's teeth from the cooler. Ape has gone nuts and went off into the woods with a shotgun to hunt 'eavens who he's determined is some fucker from before our time called Jazz and Ding and Withers are both starting to believe they're actually liked in some way. On top of all that management has effectively quarantined us from the rest of the internet by stopping new registrations and Rick is still a thing. We are a doomed ship. You do talk some shit RK. Withers is a French faggot and as such he knows that it is beyond the bounds of reason for anyone to have any emotion other than a deep seated loathing for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: You do talk some shit RK. Withers is a French faggot and as such he knows that it is beyond the bounds of reason for anyone to have any emotion other than a deep seated loathing for him. You don't understand... I found myself agreeing with him the other day and I still feel ashamed. He's up to something... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You don't understand... I found myself agreeing with him the other day and I still feel ashamed. He's up to something... Please stop this madness. Have you considered suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Just now, Cuntsman said: Please stop this madness. Have you considered suicide? Never kill yourself in close proximity to a Frenchman... They'll do unspeakable things to your corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntsman said: #kinelski . What the fuck is everyone doing for casual sport then if most of the forum victims are incarcerated? Come on Roops, have a heart and release a couple, all this civilised nonsense is soul destroying It's up to the sentencing Admin/Mod to set a release date. AFIK Bubba will be out 23/3 and Punkape two days later. There are no dates listed for the others, furthermore, the subject hasn't been discussed in the staff room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It's up to the sentencing Admin/Mod to set a release date. AFIK Bubba will be out 23/3 and Punkape two days later. There are no dates listed for the others, furthermore, the subject hasn't been discussed in the staff room. I'm pretty sure it's not hard time they're doing. They'll come out addicted to Spice and punkers cock. I'm also pretty sure it'll be a short stay on the outside before they can't control themselves and cross the line of grown up decency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 11 hours ago, Cuntsman said: I actually envisage Frank as some spotty adolescent trapped in a never ending cycle of A level re-sits. Iron Man he is surely not. Well other than 'nobody wants him - he just stares at the world' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 12/03/2017 at 4:49 PM, Hector said: Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross, To see a fine lady upon a white horse; Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, She shall have music wherever she goes. When I was sang this as a kid I had a picture of wild moorlands with a crossroads, a finger sign-post and horses. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that in reality the place is busy with shops, houses, cars and traffic lights. What a fucking cunt. The cross is broken, its fenced off, its in the middle of a roundabout, in the shit part of a shit town, full of proper fucking infested cunts. An utter shit hole full of johnny foreigners who have ransacked yet another rural market town. I can't make my mind up when I enter the town as to whether it's modelled on, Lithuania, Leningrad circa 1944 or some other god forsaken shit pit like say Shipston on stour !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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