Neil Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 I subscribe to various gig/ticket sites that inform me of upcoming events,today I recieved an email to tell me that due to overwhelming demand an extra date has been added to see...................................................................................................Steps!,yep,fucking Steps.I bet the average IQ of the audience will be well below 50 and the average weight well over 16 stone.a true cuntfest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 I would rather see the Spice Girls than Steps and I have been very vocal about the many tortures I would inflict on myself before that would happen. You are right, we are truly fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: I subscribe to various gig/ticket sites that inform me of upcoming events,today I recieved an email to tell me that due to overwhelming demand an extra date has been added to see...................................................................................................Steps!,yep,fucking Steps.I bet the average IQ of the audience will be well below 50 and the average weight well over 16 stone.a true cuntfest What's got 300 legs and no pubic hair?.........the front row of a Steps concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's got 300 legs and no pubic hair?.........the front row of a Steps concert. What's got ten legs and five cunts? The stage at a Steps concert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: I subscribe to various gig/ticket sites that inform me of upcoming events,today I recieved an email to tell me that due to overwhelming demand an extra date has been added to see...................................................................................................Steps!,yep,fucking Steps.I bet the average IQ of the audience will be well below 50 and the average weight well over 16 stone.a true cuntfest It is also proof that there is NO god! One cannot argue the existence of an omniscient and benevolent supreme creator of all life and goodness AND have cuntfuckery such as this loose on the public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Has Claire slimmed down again since they split? If not, and if they're still doing the same old dance routines, they might need to issue a Tsunami warning for the Norfolk gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: I subscribe to various gig/ticket sites that inform me of upcoming events,today I recieved an email to tell me that due to overwhelming demand an extra date has been added to see...................................................................................................Steps!,yep,fucking Steps.I bet the average IQ of the audience will be well below 50 and the average weight well over 16 stone.a true cuntfest So did you get any tickets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Dear ISIS, You can add another date for a potential target in your diary. The stage, dressing rooms or audience, take your fucking pick I don't care. Ps. Don't be fooled into thinking the one called Claire is some kind of sacred big and 'H' really does stand for homosexual mincer. Do your worst. Lots of love, UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 The dark haired welsh girl has nice nipples but is frightfully common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Has Claire slimmed down again since they split? If not, and if they're still doing the same old dance routines, they might need to issue a Tsunami warning for the Norfolk gig Judging by recent promos for the tour, it would appear she has indeed put the fork down for a bit. Makes no odds to me anyway, 'cos it's Faye that I'd love to chuck one up. So long as she's had plenty of showers since her dreadlocked fucking Stig of the dump days, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 I like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: Judging by recent promos for the tour, it would appear she has indeed put the fork down for a bit. Makes no odds to me anyway, 'cos it's Faye that I'd love to chuck one up. So long as she's had plenty of showers since her dreadlocked fucking Stig of the dump days, anyway. I hope the falling glitter is a photoshop effect, otherwise that's gonna be bitch to wash out the hair gel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Has Claire slimmed down again since they split? If not, and if they're still doing the same old dance routines, they might need to issue a Tsunami warning for the Norfolk gig. Claire, formerly of Steps and now lead singer of Thuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 I'd like to step on their fucking heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Not once but 5-6-7-8 times fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 I had to look these lot up on google. What an unmitigated shower of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, The Beast said: I had to look these lot up on google. What an unmitigated shower of shit. While you agree they are utterly fucking shit, have you been living on Mars for the past 15 years? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While you agree they are utterly fucking shit, have you been living on Mars for the past 15 years? Have to say I wouldn't be able to ID any songs that come on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While you agree they are utterly fucking shit, have you been living on Mars for the past 15 years? Fucking good question. Anything dance I don't bother with. Sterile shit for the masses. Whatever happened to the good old days of popular music..........long dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Have to say I wouldn't be able to ID any songs that come on the radio. That's a Tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, The Beast said: Fucking good question. Anything dance I don't bother with. Sterile shit for the masses. Whatever happened to the good old days of popular music..........long dead. Your examples please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Your examples please. Yeah errr..............The Barron Knights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, The Beast said: Yeah errr..............The Barron Knights Your record collection surely is as vast as your infinite list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Claire, formerly of Steps and now lead singer of Thuds. I was thinking Bad Manners for a moment there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, nocti said: I was thinking Bad Manners for a moment there. I suppose I was rather rude about Claire. Still, she'll need to lose about 5-stone to tribute Buster Bloodvessel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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