Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Since the day I joined, 18 months ago, I have been subjected to anti French sentiment by you parochial minded thick cunts. Goad me to destruction? that's what Bubba, Decs and fucking Queerfingers tried for over a year, with their accusations of grassing, snake, etc etc. Where are they now? Now fuck off and drink some of this hydrofluoric acid that Rick recommends for a slow and painful death. It's a change from bleach. Cunt Yes, poor old Withers - a complete innocent who has been unfairly picked on. Not, in any way, a sly, manipulative, shit stirring wanker. No, not one bit. You bring it all on yourself - don't pretend to be a victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes, poor old Withers - a complete innocent who has been unfairly picked on. Not, in any way, a sly, manipulative, shit stirring wanker. No, not one bit. You bring it all on yourself - don't pretend to be a victim. I have never said I am completely innocent, but even a Frenchman has the right to defend him self surely. Anyway changing the subject, and to lighten the mood, did you know that at the Renault factory in Flins near Paris, they have a robot that detects U.K. bound rhd cars on the assembly line. This robot inserts 2 kilos of dog shit under the drivers seat. Now tell me that we have no sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have never said I am completely innocent, but even a Frenchman has the right to defend him self surely. Anyway changing the subject, and to lighten the mood, did you know that at the Renault factory in Flins near Paris, they have a robot that detects U.K. bound rhd cars on the assembly line. This robot inserts 2 kilos of dog shit under the drivers seat. Now tell me that we have no sense of humour. I am sure that as a Frenchman you will know that when we haven't been fighting you we have been rushing in to defend or rescue your sorry sore ravaged arses. All French cars are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I am sure that as a Frenchman you will know that when we haven't been fighting you we have been rushing in to defend or rescue your sorry sore ravaged arses. All French cars are shit. Thank you for proving my point for me, have I ever attacked YOU about your nationality. Say what you like about French cars, but we still make them* and sell them to soppy cunts in the U.K, but I do agree with you, they are shit. I drive a Mazda 6. *I bet your mate Derek Robinson aka Red Robbo lives in a bigger house than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Thank you for proving my point for me, have I ever attacked YOU about your nationality. Say what you like about French cars, but we still make them* and sell them to soppy cunts in the U.K, but I do agree with you, they are shit. I drive a Mazda 6. I bet your mate Derek Robinson aka Red Robbo lives in a bigger house than you. I am only pissed off because my company van has expired, fucking Renault POS. British are xenophobic towards most people, but us Anglo Saxons still bear a grudge for 1066 and so you Frenchies are the number one target for such xenophobes. I have met many great French men and women and had many great times in France, I have also met a lot of French cunts (especially in Paris). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I am only pissed off because my company van has expired, fucking Renault POS. British are xenophobic towards most people, but us Anglo Saxons still bear a grudge for 1066 and so you Frenchies are the number one target for such xenophobes. I have met many great French men and women and had many great times in France, I have also met a lot of French cunts (especially in Paris). Parisiens are not French, they are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Since the day I joined, 18 months ago, I have been subjected to anti French sentiment by you parochial minded thick cunts. Goad me to destruction? that's what Bubba, Decs and fucking Queerfingers tried for over a year, with their accusations of grassing, snake, etc etc. Where are they now? Now fuck off and drink some of this hydrofluoric acid that Rick recommends for a slow and painful death. It's a change from bleach. Cunt Oh, you fucking frenchy, stop trying to do a De Gaulle and claim credit for my work, you fucking arse! 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I have never said I am completely innocent, but even a Frenchman has the right to defend him self surely. Anyway changing the subject, and to lighten the mood, did you know that at the Renault factory in Flins near Paris, they have a robot that detects U.K. bound rhd cars on the assembly line. This robot inserts 2 kilos of dog shit under the drivers seat. Now tell me that we have no sense of humour. I suppose there's must be a first time for everything. 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Parisiens are not French, they are cunts. Parisiens are the distillation of Frenchiness, they are much better at being cunts than you, so you're even a failure at that. à demain, chatte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 On 23/03/2017 at 8:49 PM, Ape said: I think you need to put down your A-Z of racism and look at a dictionary, so you can properly understand the meaning of the word value. Paying 2.5 x the normal price for something isn't value - it's a ripoff. Only a complete idiot (i.e. someone like you) would feel that paying way over the odds for something was value. You really are very, very thick. You fucking dopey gandhu, you're talking about cost not value you fucking fight fisted idiot. Cost is the price of something, value is what it's worth [to the buyer]. You really are a fucking idiot. I demean myself even replying to your imbecilic drivel. Fuck off gandhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: You fucking dopey gandhu, you're talking about cost not value you fucking fight fisted idiot. Cost is the price of something, value is what it's worth [to the buyer]. You really are a fucking idiot. I demean myself even replying to your imbecilic drivel. Fuck off gandhu I understand the difference, you thick cunt. As I've said, if you think that £55 is good VALUE for an item freely available for a COST of £20, then you're clearly a very, very thick cunt. Please don't demean yourself further by replying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: I understand the difference, you thick cunt. As I've said, if you think that £55 is good VALUE for an item freely available for a COST of £20, then you're clearly a very, very thick cunt. Please don't demean yourself further by replying. I didn't say it was good value as value can only be judged by the buyer, I said you were a tight cunt and you are. Tight, thick and a mong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Do flids use sprouted mong beans in stir frys and salads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 36 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I didn't say it was good value as value can only be judged by the buyer, I said you were a tight cunt and you are. Tight, thick and a mong Yes, Mr "I live with my Mum", and I judge a 150% markup as no value whatsoever. So, what's on the cards tonight? GTA on the PS4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes, Mr "I live with my Mum", and I judge a 150% markup as no value whatsoever. So, what's on the cards tonight? GTA on the PS4? His mum's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 25/03/2017 at 8:36 PM, Ape said: Yes, Mr "I live with my Mum", and I judge a 150% markup as no value whatsoever. So, what's on the cards tonight? GTA on the PS4? Well done, you've obviously lost the argument if that's the best you can do you pathetic tight fisted wankstain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 24/03/2017 at 9:17 PM, Alfie Noakes said: I am only pissed off because my company van has expired, fucking Renault POS. British are xenophobic towards most people, but us Anglo Saxons still bear a grudge for 1066 and so you Frenchies are the number one target for such xenophobes. I have met many great French men and women and had many great times in France, I have also met a lot of French cunts (especially in Paris). You drive a van ? How very working class....... Are you the local ratcatcher ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 25/03/2017 at 8:40 PM, Lady Penelope said: His mum's dead. Under the circumstances I can't say that I blame her, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You drive a van ? How very working class....... Are you the local ratcatcher ? lol. Change the record you poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 31 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Well done, you've obviously lost the argument if that's the best you can do you pathetic tight fisted wankstain I didn't lose anything, other than the patience to try and explain why I, and I suspect just about every other cunt in this country, wouldn't want to pay £50 for something freely available for £20. Now, fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 30 minutes ago, Punkape said: You drive a van ? How very working class....... Are you the local ratcatcher ? lol. I used to have a Volvo 240 'Shooting Brake', am I posh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to have a Volvo 240 'Shooting Brake', am I posh? That's fine as long as you bought it for your wife/civil partner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to have a Volvo 240 'Shooting Brake', am I posh? Was it a DL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ape said: Was it a DL? What the fuck is this, have you had a stroke? If Bubba were here he would properly sort you out. It's very quiet without him, don't you agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to have a Volvo 240 'Shooting Brake', am I posh? I still HAVE a Volta 13amp 'Exploding Plug,' am I dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You drive a van ? How very working class....... Are you the local ratcatcher ? lol. I drive a grey citroën van I'm just a poor personal trainer but Ive had many a hairy rat in my hand Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 23 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I drive a grey citroën van I'm just a poor personal trainer but Ive had many a hairy rat in my hand Panzerknacker So you're a working class personal trainer with a shitty frog van..... Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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