Wolfie Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: What in the name of fuck was that? What got me was not the fact that she no doubt made that shit up on the spot but the fat that people applauded. She another modern art cunt and a waste of time. I know Snatch, I know. She ought to be tortured for crimes against humanity. If I was in charge, I'd order my henchmen to shave her minge and stick it on her eyebrows, before forcing her to drive a bus, 'Speed' style, around a Himalayan road notorious for its annual mortality rate. What a silly cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What a vile creature. Mark Chapman should be released on the condition that he kills that cunt and finishes what he started in 1980. Mind you, she was born in 1933, pity her school didn't have a trip to Hiroshima when the cunt was 12. Outta like cunt maan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 BBC Four are playing a Chuck Berry concert from the '70s at the moment. What a fucking creepy dude. His creepiness is offset by just how shitty a guitarist he is/was. Honestly his solos are rancid. Just clusters of notes that he plays over and over again while doing a weird walk or pulling a dodgy face. Desultory bottom tier blues rock guitar, with the deficiencies covered over with banal showboating antics. When I tuned in he was doing Memphis Tennessee. He was basically eye-fucking the camera while singing this, emphasis mine: Help me information more than that I cannot add Only that I miss her and all the fun we had But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree Tore apart our happy home in Memphis, Tennessee The last time I saw Marie she was waving me goodbye With hurry home drops on her cheek that trickled from her eyeMarie is only six years old, Information please Try to put me through to her in Memphis, Tennessee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 I think you're taking Memphis Tennessee too seriously. No he wasn't a great guitarist, but he provided the basis for better guitarists to work with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I think you're taking Memphis Tennessee too seriously. No he wasn't a great guitarist, but he provided the basis for better guitarists to work with. Guitarists such as Geoff Whitehorn, who has played with Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Billy Ocean and Procol Harum? Apropos Memphis Tennessee, I'm not sure how you're meant to take it lightly? I'm a guy trying to make contact with this girl called Marie? We're destined to be together, but her mother has forbade it, and I wasn't able to answer the phone earlier... and she's six years old. Eh?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Geoff is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Geoff is great. He has good taste in guitars. I'm considering checking out another Strat next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 39 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Guitarists such as Geoff Whitehorn, who has played with Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Billy Ocean and Procol Harum? Apropos Memphis Tennessee, I'm not sure how you're meant to take it lightly? I'm a guy trying to make contact with this girl called Marie? We're destined to be together, but her mother has forbade it, and I wasn't able to answer the phone earlier... and she's six years old. Eh?! Last I heard, Billy Ocean was teaching guitar at a music school somewhere in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Fuck what is going on? A nom I started that is three pages in and still on topic! That is almost unheard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck what is going on? A nom I started that is three pages in and still on topic! That is almost unheard of. You need to download the Punkank/AIDS/HIV script which will quickly move the nom off topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck what is going on? A nom I started that is three pages in and still on topic! That is almost unheard of. That's because its about music and paedos, the CC staples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: That's because its about music and paedos, the CC staples. But the bile is going outwards for once, no frank, no punkape no interstitial cuntery, fuck! On topic, on stage and musically Johnny Guitar Watson did it all first and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 31 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: no interstitial cuntery, fuck! Wouldn't it be a jolly wheeze and japes if there was such a thing as interstitial cutlery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 47 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: That's because its about music and paedos, the CC staples. Didn't punkers write a monologue about his experiences with a staple gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 On 25/03/2017 at 9:42 AM, Alfie Noakes said: But the bile is going outwards for once, no frank, no punkape no interstitial cuntery, fuck! On topic, on stage and musically Johnny Guitar Watson did it all first and better. JGW was a fine player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 On 19/03/2017 at 8:32 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Another Savile level or more Michael Jackson? At my school the "matron" used to inspect our cocks as we left the showers. She was buxom and comely and if anyone got aroused she would whack our members with a wooden spoon...... She was in her late thirties and introduced several lads to the the wonders of adult life. Lucky bastards..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: At my school the "matron" used to inspect our cocks as we left the showers. She was buxom and comely and if anyone got aroused she would whack our members with a wooden spoon...... She was in her late thirties and introduced several lads to the the wonders of adult life. Lucky bastards..... You're a lying little cunt. Regurgitating your favourite wank fantasy is truly pathetic. Go back to your imaginary golf club, pissed, in your pretend range rover and look forward to the next catholic mass where you hang out with cunts who condone kiddie fiddling, you brown nosing, grassing, tales out of school, cry baby little shit. Failing that drink bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're a lying little cunt. Regurgitating your favourite wank fantasy is truly pathetic. Go back to your imaginary golf club, pissed, in your pretend range rover and look forward to the next catholic mass where you hang out with cunts who condone kiddie fiddling, you brown nosing, grassing, tales out of school, cry baby little shit. Failing that drink bleach. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: At my school the "matron" used to inspect our cocks as we left the showers. She was buxom and comely and if anyone got aroused she would whack our members with a wooden spoon...... I imagine the wooden spoon was awarded for the smallest cock. You've got a drawer full of them in your council flat kitchen, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Telling tales out of school and running to admin when someone says something nasty on a forum call cunts corner is the most pathetic, weasely fucking that imaginable. So fucking good luck with that and with your next made up nom about your imaginary life. Brown nosed little cry baby. Isn't it about time you got thrown back in the cooler for your childish lack of self control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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