Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 'Flash' is never going to be my favourite Queen song, but I keep seeing an advert at the moment with some stupid dog singing "Where, the hell, has all the mud gone?" as the dog reminisces about making a shiting great mess of the house. Then some crazed woman appears and sings "Flash, a-ha, it works miracles. Flash, a-ha, cleans up the impossible." The advert creator have totally bastardised and ruined the original tune, simply to flog some stupid cleaning product. My issue is that they chop the original tune up, deleting beats and bars at random. If you actually know the original tune, or have a musical bone in your body, it is really frustrating. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 You had me on board at "Adverts", Dan. http://adturds.co.uk/2017/01/15/crimes-music-flash-dacia-queen-adverts/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You had me on board at "Adverts", Dan. http://adturds.co.uk/2017/01/15/crimes-music-flash-dacia-queen-adverts/ Fuck Dacia as well. The original song was 'Another one bites the dust', and they glibly added another syllable to the final word! I entertained the notion of trying one of their cars for about five minutes. I looked over a 'Duster', and the panel gaps were huge and inconsistent all over the vehicle. They had failed to make the car symmetrically, and had rendered about half the entire car in cheap black plastic. It looked like a cheap, shitty car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Heard Elgar`s "Nimrod" on an ad recently. Not a classical fan by any stretch but using it to flog stuff seemed to cheapen it. Book Drake or however cunts listens to these days. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 15 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fuck Dacia as well. The original song was 'Another one bites the dust', and they glibly added another syllable to the final word! I entertained the notion of trying one of their cars for about five minutes. I looked over a 'Duster', and the panel gaps were huge and inconsistent all over the vehicle. They had failed to make the car symmetrically, and had rendered about half the entire car in cheap black plastic. It looked like a cheap, shitty car. They've just done VIPoo too, although I don't know if that particular chicken came after our egg. http://adturds.co.uk/2017/03/05/vipoo-advert-proof-living-simulation/ I only check the site once in a while as it doesn't update too often, but it's had some real fucking gems over the years. I know this is hard to imagine, but I reckon the cunt who writes it hates Halifax adverts even more than I do. ISA, ISA, Baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stubby Pecker Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 It goes the other way, thanks to Snuff-great band! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fuck Dacia as well. The original song was 'Another one bites the dust', and they glibly added another syllable to the final word! I entertained the notion of trying one of their cars for about five minutes. I looked over a 'Duster', and the panel gaps were huge and inconsistent all over the vehicle. They had failed to make the car symmetrically, and had rendered about half the entire car in cheap black plastic. It looked like a cheap, shitty car. It is a cheap shitty car. When making a warranty claim, owners are required to provide the chassis number. This allows the dealer to trace the car back to the jungle clearing where it was built and suspend the banana privileges of the monkey who assembled it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 All adverts are shit, and the poncey fucking faggots who create them are colossal fucking cunts. Always a classic rock tune must suffer the butchery and buggery of said faggots prancing and frollicking about looking like epileptic spastics on crystal meth, so regular normal cunts can end up wishing themselves dead for seeing it. Exterminate all the advertising company bastards at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: 'Flash' is never going to be my favourite Queen song, but I keep seeing an advert at the moment with some stupid dog singing "Where, the hell, has all the mud gone?" as the dog reminisces about making a shiting great mess of the house. Then some crazed woman appears and sings "Flash, a-ha, it works miracles. Flash, a-ha, cleans up the impossible." The advert creator have totally bastardised and ruined the original tune, simply to flog some stupid cleaning product. My issue is that they chop the original tune up, deleting beats and bars at random. If you actually know the original tune, or have a musical bone in your body, it is really frustrating. Cunt. I fucking hate all Queen songs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking hate all Queen songs I concur . Once had to endure a 2hr evening drive from Geneva to Montreux after a full day at a bored senseless conference just so a colleague - we'll call her Paula - could see a statue of the lead mincer. My reply to "Can I put on this CD please" .. "Only after I've thrown myself into Lake Geneva" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fuck Dacia as well. The original song was 'Another one bites the dust', and they glibly added another syllable to the final word! I entertained the notion of trying one of their cars for about five minutes. I looked over a 'Duster', and the panel gaps were huge and inconsistent all over the vehicle. They had failed to make the car symmetrically, and had rendered about half the entire car in cheap black plastic. It looked like a cheap, shitty car. The original song is shite anyway so suits the car just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 fuck the lot of you. what about the Old Spice advert with Carmina Burana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 "Do the shake and vac ..." Leonard Cohen wrote that , or it might have been someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Some old codger told me this one was ok though (cough)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Utter shite, I turn the channel when the adverts come on (obviously that's not too often as commercial television is for retards, students and dole wallahs) and I also turn the fucking sound off as well, recently all the comercial channels seem to be in sync with their ad breaks, cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Leonard Cohen my arse cheeks, if you'd take time to review this nom properly you'll see it's been established that Hendon punk leg-end Snuff penned the original and it was shamelessly ripped off and altered for commercial use. Leo nard co hen, indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Leonard Cohen my arse cheeks, if you'd take time to review this nom properly you'll see it's been established that Hendon punk leg-end Snuff penned the original and it was shamelessly ripped off and altered for commercial use. Leo nard co hen, indeed I stand corrected . All this fake news that Supreme Leader Revered by All DTrump has been warning us about must be true then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 8 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: "Do the shake and vac ..." Leonard Cohen wrote that , or it might have been someone else. Wasn't it Cassius Clay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Wasn't it Cassius Clay? Michael J Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Michael J Fox. You're on shaky ground there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Nissan did a fine job of fucking this classic up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 How about this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 On 22/03/2017 at 8:53 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: 'Flash' is never going to be my favourite Queen song, but I keep seeing an advert at the moment with some stupid dog singing "Where, the hell, has all the mud gone?" as the dog reminisces about making a shiting great mess of the house. Then some crazed woman appears and sings "Flash, a-ha, it works miracles. Flash, a-ha, cleans up the impossible." The advert creator have totally bastardised and ruined the original tune, simply to flog some stupid cleaning product. My issue is that they chop the original tune up, deleting beats and bars at random. If you actually know the original tune, or have a musical bone in your body, it is really frustrating. Cunt. You really would have a tough job to ruin any fucking Queen song, they were all shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: You really would have a tough job to ruin any fucking Queen song, they were all shit Except for Its A Kind Of Magic, now that was a top rock song.. ...oh hang on a sec, no, no it wasn't was it, it was a fucking atrocious attempt at a pop song for some film franchise and double fucking shite at that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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