Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 If I go into Starphucks, Costa or Nero I expect this shit and it to take 10 minutes for them to make me a cup of black coffee. When I go into a station buffet I expect to take my selection to the till and be served quick not stuk behind 10 cunts waiting for their barista shit coffee. Barista coffee in station cafes is a cunt pure and simple .. and no Snudge, there is no need for you to respond to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Coffee is for cunts, you only have to watch 'Friends' to see that. And while I'm at it, is it any fucking wonder that everyone's hyper-fucking-active and looking for a fight, if they're all chugging that shitty brown(gay, with a cinnamon sprinkle) liquid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 That's privatisation for you, in the days of good old British Rail you got a spoonful of Nescaf in a plastic cup and that was your lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 If you're unfortunate enough to use one of the above mentioned outfits give your name as Barrington Farquar Heptonstall QC , keep a straight face and watch the fucker put THAT on your cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rick_B said: That's privatisation for you, in the days of good old British Rail you got a spoonful of Nescaf in a plastic cup and that was your lot. Fuck me, all this time I thought it was Bovril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck me, all this time I thought it was Bovril. No ... that was 1/2 time at Boundary Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 21 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: If you're unfortunate enough to use one of the above mentioned outfits give your name as Barrington Farquar Heptonstall QC , keep a straight face and watch the fucker put THAT on your cup. Or doug e style Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Great phnom penh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Great phnom penh. *sigh* gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Phuket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Great phnom penh. 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Phuket Very good you two,lets call it a thai I'm 'ere all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 45 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: No ... that was 1/2 time at Boundary Park I used to have Bovril and a pie at half time at Boundary Park. Although it is the coldest place on earth, West Brom play at a higher altitude. Bill Cranston told me coffee was for puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: That's privatisation for you, in the days of good old British Rail you got a spoonful of Nescaf in a plastic cup and that was your lot. And you had to supply your own hot water. Tell the kids of today that and they wouldn't believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Manky said: I used to have Bovril and a pie at half time at Boundary Park. Although it is the coldest place on earth, West Brom play at a higher altitude. Bill Cranston told me coffee was for puffs. Percy Fender told my granddad, Bill Cranston is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Percy Fender told my granddad, Bill Cranston is a cunt. Bill was the toughest, meanest cunt ever to walk on grass. Fender rhymes with bender. You figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Take a flask to your knitting circle. Better make it two in case Rick turns up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Bill was the toughest, meanest cunt ever to walk on grass. Fender rhymes with bender. You figure it out. Who the fuck was Bill Cranston anyway? Just googled and all I got was a civil engineer who died recently and a fictional character from Gotham who was killed by 'Balloon Man'! Hardly a hard cunt was he, being killed by Balloon Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck was Bill Cranston anyway? Just googled and all I got was a civil engineer who died recently and a fictional character from Gotham who was killed by 'Balloon Man'! Hardly a hard cunt was he, being killed by Balloon Man. Oldham Athletic No 4 in the early 70's. He was fucking nails. Your Google ain't working, send it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 I've never seen a Dutch cunt walking along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. Never seen it happen, never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Station cafes are a the worst of both worlds. The snobby, elitist attitudes and racketeer-level prices of a small local coffee shop with the bland shitty coffee of a motorway service station. As much as McDonalds are utter cunts, their coffee is actually not that bad. There is probably a whole squad of scientists that have made sure their coffee isn't shite. Same can't be said for whatever ripoff operation is installed in your local station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: I've never seen a Dutch cunt walking along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. Never seen it happen, never. Maybe because Holland doesn't copy everything America does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I've never seen a Dutch cunt walking along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. Never seen it happen, never. So its true then, you have no reflection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 32 minutes ago, Snatch said: Maybe because Holland doesn't copy everything America does? I think you're right. We haven't even got a corporate based coffee outlet in our town, or in any of the surrounding towns come to think of it. in fact I don't think I've ever seen a Starmucks in this country, there must be if not to cater for the cunts that like to walk along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. . We tend to drink coffee in cafes, from coffee cups, sitting down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: I think you're right. We haven't even got a corporate based coffee outlet in our town, or in any of the surrounding towns come to think of it. in fact I don't think I've ever seen a Starmucks in this country, there must be if not to cater for the cunts that like to walk along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. . We tend to drink coffee in cafes, from coffee cups, sitting down. It might have something to do with the Dutch being more civilised than the Yanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I think you're right. We haven't even got a corporate based coffee outlet in our town, or in any of the surrounding towns come to think of it. in fact I don't think I've ever seen a Starmucks in this country, there must be if not to cater for the cunts that like to walk along with a carton cup full to brim with super heated horse piss that's supposed to pass as coffee. . We tend to drink coffee in cafes, from coffee cups, sitting down. Don't get me started on cunts who walk around with cartons of coffee. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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