Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 The talentless Geordie slag has pushed out a sprog. I'd wager that that the baby's screaming sounds better than it's mother singing. Even money junior will be gargling Simon Cowell's spunk on his 18th birthday in return for a recording contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Oh she's had a baby, isn't that lovely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Oh she's had a baby, isn't that lovely! Burn in hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Just now, Couldn't give a shit said: Burn in hell! Its a beautiful little baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Another over privileged little oxygen thief born to a manufactured talentless non entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 I'd quite happily put my thorn between her roses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 20 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its a beautiful little baby! Well I was planning on demanding a ransom after kidnapping the little cunt, Pen, but I'd be happy to sell it to you instead. Spares or repair if it's a flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Well I was planning on demanding a ransom after kidnapping the little cunt, Pen, but I'd be happy to sell it to you instead. Spares or repair if it's a flid. I am currently cleaning my cuppa of my screen, you fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 What colour is it? Who are the 10 most likely suspects for the dad? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Is her surname Cole again now? Last I heard it was 'Fandango-Maserati, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 She'll sell her photos to all the magazines for the next few months then when that dries up she'll start complaining how she has had no privacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is her surname Cole again now? Last I heard it was 'Fandango-Maserati, or something. No, thats Eddies' Fiesta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Oh she's had a baby, isn't that lovely! Aw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is her surname Cole again now? Last I heard it was 'Fandango-Maserati, or something. Did she divorce the Spanish sounding gentleman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did she divorce the Spanish sounding gentleman? I dunno, I can't be arsed with celeb gossip crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 I'd fuck it...........Cheryl,not the baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd fuck it...........Cheryl,not the baby She probably still has a fairly tight Snatch because you can bet she didn't shit it out of her spunk collector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 13 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: The talentless Geordie slag has pushed out a sprog. I'd wager that that the baby's screaming sounds better than it's mother singing. Even money junior will be gargling Simon Cowell's spunk on his 18th birthday in return for a recording contract. Rather unlike an acerbic cunter such as yourself to be trawling the CHAV news for this banal shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Apparently she said he's not for sale, then someone clarified that she meant his photos & privacy are not for sale... did she think Madonna or Angelina were asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 6 hours ago, The Beast said: Rather unlike an acerbic cunter such as yourself to be trawling the CHAV news for this banal shite. I got bored with back copies of Der Stürmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Apparently she said he's not for sale, then someone clarified that she meant his photos & privacy are not for sale... did she think Madonna or Angelina were asking? She hasn't been offered enough then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Apparently she said he's not for sale, then someone clarified that she meant his photos & privacy are not for sale... did she think Madonna or Angelina were asking? Madonna or Angelina would only be interested if it's a shade of brown they don't already have, their family photos must look like a Dulux colour chart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Madonna or Angelina would only be interested if it's a shade of brown they don't already have, their family photos must look like a Dulux colour chart. Exactly, they've got brown ones, black ones, white ones, yellow ones, they need a geordie-orange one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 21 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Its a beautiful little baby! All babies are crap. When my cat had kittens, within four weeks all 4 of them were able to use a litter tray, wash and feed themselves, and climb up the curtains. By comparison, babies are useless, lazy thick cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Yes my mate's wife had a baby 10 weeks ago and it still can't climb the curtains, completely useless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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