nocti Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Colin Gregg, son of Greggs founder John Gregg, has just been done for serial noncery, and been sentenced to over 13 years, which is about as long as it takes to digest one of their shitty fucking steak bakes. One of which, if you pulled it apart, would resemble the state his arse will be in within a few months of meeting his new besties on E-wing. Or maybe one of their cream pies? Makes me glad I've never set foot in one. Although apparently, an easy and thrillingly realistic recreation of the Pamplona Bull Run can be precipitated by dropping a 20p on the floor there. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39443585 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 33 minutes ago, nocti said: Colin Gregg, son of Greggs founder John Gregg, has just been done for serial noncery, and been sentenced to over 13 years, which is about as long as it takes to digest one of their shitty fucking steak bakes. One of which, if you pulled it apart, would resemble the state his arse will be in within a few months of meeting his new besties on E-wing. Or maybe one of their cream pies? Makes me glad I've never set foot in one. Although apparently, an easy and thrillingly realistic recreation of the Pamplona Bull Run can be precipitated by dropping a 20p on the floor there. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39443585 He deserves to be the roll around the sausage to some deranged, sadistic Nigerian serial rapist with a foot of angry horse cock. But unfortunately nonces are kept separate for the hardened crims, shame. All paedos should be shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Fair play to the Judge for giving the cunt a baker's dozen prison years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just now, Ollyboro said: Fair play to the Judge for giving the cunt a baker's dozen prison years. Fuck, that never even occurred to me. I hope to Odin that it was intentional. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 44 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fair play to the Judge for giving the cunt a baker's dozen prison years. Greggs are now seriously rebranding themselves, even dropping the name. May I suggest they call themselves 'Paedo Pies' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 I always thought Greggs were at the fiddle. Their pies are shite. This cunt'll have a dung-hatch like a gaping caramel custard doughnut before too long, once Cess and Leroy invade his mud-slide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: He deserves to be the roll around the sausage to some deranged, sadistic Nigerian serial rapist with a foot of angry horse cock. But unfortunately nonces are kept separate for the hardened crims, shame. All paedos should be shot Agreed. They're never going to change are they, no matter how much porridge they do. Fucking waste of space. I feel a boycott coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 A new line of doughnuts maybe?.....A Paedo ring perhaps? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Cream horn anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Cream horn anyone? Sticky Willy, Spotted Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 I thought that the case had been dropped after his lawyer told the court that he had only been handing out sausage rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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