colonelkurtz Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Enduring the hell that is M6 traffic Friday homeward journey compounded by this twat on the car radio of a a colleague [ her car her radio ffs ] who thinks he is "dead good" and "always liked him". His cuntery extends amongst other things to cutting short Pinball Wizard to inflicting his inane fucking mid atlantic accented babble on us and never fails to subject us to the full fucking shitpile that apparently passes as his "wacky"humour. His fucked up mind is obviously lost in some 70's fantasy land where everyone is in their bedroom taping his fucking R1 sack of shit bastarding pish of a show. My closing rant .. don't you FUCKING DARE fuck about with the James Brown track you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 At least he seems to be kiddie fiddling free which is a rarity amongst those 70's jocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Enduring the hell that is M6 traffic Friday homeward journey compounded by this twat on the car radio of a a colleague [ her car her radio ffs ] who thinks he is "dead good" and "always liked him". His cuntery extends amongst other things to cutting short Pinball Wizard to inflicting his inane fucking mid atlantic accented babble on us and never fails to subject us to the full fucking shitpile that apparently passes as his "wacky"humour. His fucked up mind is obviously lost in some 70's fantasy land where everyone is in their bedroom taping his fucking R1 sack of shit bastarding pish of a show. My closing rant .. don't you FUCKING DARE fuck about with the James Brown track you cunt. His head has been fucked up since Tessa Wyatt left him, and she did that because he was a cunt. Now he is a bigger cunt, let's face it, he used to be mates with Jimmy Savile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: At least he seems to be kiddie fiddling free which is a rarity amongst those 70's jocks. The one that got away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The one that got away! Or maybe he didn't indulge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His head has been fucked up since Tessa Wyatt left him, and she did that because he was a cunt. Now he is a bigger cunt, let's face it, he used to be mates with Jimmy Savile. I'd have done Sally Thomsett before Tessa Wyatt any day. That filthy little chipmunk mouth looked like it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: Or maybe he didn't indulge. Probably not, imagine the terror experienced by the victims of the Sasquatch like DLT though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Simon Bates ...pure fucking squirmsville who wouldn't have looked out of place in Royston Vasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably not, imagine the terror experienced by the victims of the Sasquatch like DLT though. The hairy cornflake? More like a hairy old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd have done Sally Thomsett before Tessa Wyatt any day. That filthy little chipmunk mouth looked like it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And Sally was out shagging every night when filming the railway children, disturbing considering she was playing a 13 yr old. On a connected subject, I'd love to have been in that shower with Jenny Agutter in 'American Werewolf'. I wouldn't have touched Paula Wilcox with a barge pole though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Simon Bates ...pure fucking squirmsville who wouldn't have looked out of place in Royston Vasey I hated that creepy cunt! 'Our Tune'....."she lost her entire family in a car crash, she threw herself off a 12 storey building, and as you can imagine, she was pretty dead. But she recovered.. And this song's for her... 'Get up, by James Brown'." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd have done Sally Thomsett before Tessa Wyatt any day. That filthy little chipmunk mouth looked like it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I'll see your Sally Fucking Thomsett and raise you a sweetly fragrant Jenny Agutter. I know which side my bread's buttered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, Rev said: I'll see your Sally Fucking Thomsett and raise you a sweetly fragrant Jenny Agutter. I know which side my bread's buttered. Bet you still get the horn watching that midwife and nuns tv show .. I know I do .. and anything with Jamie lee Curtis ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 28 minutes ago, Rev said: I'll see your Sally Fucking Thomsett and raise you a sweetly fragrant Jenny Agutter. I know which side my bread's buttered. I agree, as you'll see in my earlier post. Jenny Agutter is an English rose sex kitten, and that grubby Aborigine was blessed merely to walk in her sandy footprints in that shit film 'Walkabout'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 14 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Bet you still get the horn watching that midwife and nuns tv show .. I know I do .. and anything with Jamie lee Curtis ! Fuckin hell! Now you're talking, she was the only thing that redeemed the awful 'Perfect' with Flid Travolta, and the strip scene from 'True Lies' makes me foam at the japseye! She improved with age, bit plain in 'Halloween'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Tony Spackburn. That's FlidSpack™ folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Tony Spackburn. That's FlidSpack™ folks. Is it ? Are you speaking some Jamaican patois ? Kindly explain..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Is it ? Are you speaking some Jamaican patois ? Kindly explain..... No. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: No. Fuck off. Thank you. Eat shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Thank you. Eat shit. Surely you've seen the FlidSpack™ thread in the open corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Surely you've seen the FlidSpack™ thread in the open corner? I don't really bother with the open corner.....It's for gay spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I don't really bother with the open corner.....It's for gay spastics. True, but with the drivel currently doing the rounds on the main site (in particular, yours) the open corner is the place to be. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: True, but with the drivel currently doing the rounds on the main site (in particular, yours) the open corner is the place to be. Lol. You fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Thank you. Eat shit. Eat shit? That's a bit rich coming from you, balls, elbow and tongue deep in livestock most evenings. You make me fucking sick you dirty dog fucking little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fucking wanker. The corner is, without doubt, a better place with you in it Punkers, you dreadful little Flid. You're comment, for some reason, made me laugh out loud. Lol. Lol. Edited March 31, 2017 by Ape Funniest comment all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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