Mrs Roops Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Asked why he took forty years to announce that he was one of the many friends of Dorothy, recently married muzak crooner Barry Manilow explained that he, "didn't want to hurt my fans". Hmmm, more likely he didn't want to hurt his bank balance at the height of his earnings potential. This reminds me when fresh-faced butt diver Tom Daley let it slip that he too preferred to cuddle up to a rippling male torso rather than experience womanly warmth at night-time. Cue a flustered PR minder, no doubt worried about flat-lining sales of Tom Daley calendars to the teeny-bop market, who quickly interjected, "Tom likes girls as well!". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Another cock lover that feels the need to tell the world about it. So what,he's a poof. Fuck off,keep your personal life private and don't tell us about it anymore. No doubt the boss of all poofs Elton John will comment on how wonderful it is to have another bummer in the world. And Annie Lennox will wear another t-shirt with the words aids on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Asked why he took forty years to announce that he was one of the many friends of Dorothy, recently married muzak crooner Barry Manilow explained that he, "didn't want to hurt my fans". Hmmm, more likely he didn't want to hurt his bank balance at the height of his earnings potential. This reminds me when fresh-faced butt diver Tom Daley let it slip that he too preferred to cuddle up to a rippling male torso rather than experience womanly warmth at night-time. Cue a flustered PR minder, no doubt worried about flat-lining sales of Tom Daley calendars to the teeny-bop market, who quickly interjected, "Tom likes girls as well!". One of my sisters used to plaster her bedroom with pictures of Dr Kildare "Richard Chamberlain" .. the brother who was a year older than her was more normal and wanted to be a tough guy and had a couple of posters of Rock Hudson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Why is it that spunk on a male face turns it orange?,that God cunt works in mysterious ways 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neil said: that God cunt works in mysterious ways He works in an Anne Summers shop somewhere in Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Why is it that spunk on a male face turns it orange?,that God cunt works in mysterious ways Christ on bike, punkers must be glow in dark high viz orange all over if your theory is correct, as is your hand old boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: He works in an Anne Summers shop somewhere in Cheshire. Purely in an R&D role of course, testing the really big ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Why is it that spunk on a male face turns it orange?,that God cunt works in mysterious ways So you know who to avoid in the pub. Or in Spunkers case,who to go and talk to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Purely in an R&D role of course, testing the really big ones Apparently he is also employed inflating fake boobs and "love ewes".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 This ubiquitous poofery is good news for Ding, as there is all the more hot totty left for him. Seriously though (well, semi-seriously) this is what happens when evolutionary pressures are mitigated artificially and survival of the fittest is supplanted by survival of the fattest. You don't see many fat fucking poofs.around the dried-up waterholes of South Sudan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Christ on bike, punkers must be glow in dark high viz orange all over if your theory is correct, as is your hand old boy. I suspect his arse could assist NASA shuttle navigation in the event of equipment malfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Well at least now he`ll not only be associated with that large hooter. He has added another string to his bow. He likes smell of faeces ...down that massive fuck off hooter he`s got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 I think "Mandy" should be renamed "Andy!" Fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 The showbiz world isn't exactly going to be rocked by this long-suspected emperor of sausaging declaring that he's a fucking screaming arse-butler. However, what concerns me is that all these bassoon-playing shirters monopolising the spotlight are delivering their message of man-frottage on a global scale. All of us heterosexual blokes will become the fucking minority when these fart-punching mutant slurpers take over. We won't take this lying down...or bent over. I want them dead. James Dean was a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think "Mandy" should be renamed "Andy!" Fucking poof! Baz originally composed it about a cowboy named Randy, with whom he had a holiday romance on Copacabana beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: Baz originally composed it about a cowboy named Randy, with whom he had a holiday romance on Copacabana beach. After which he gave Barry a handy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rev said: The showbiz world isn't exactly going to be rocked by this long-suspected emperor of sausaging declaring that he's a fucking screaming arse-butler. However, what concerns me is that all these bassoon-playing shirters monopolising the spotlight are delivering their message of man-frottage on a global scale. All of us heterosexual blokes will become the fucking minority when these fart-punching mutant slurpers take over. We won't take this lying down...or bent over. I want them dead. James Dean was a cunt. Rev, that was probably the most eloquent and colourful response I've read to any topic in a very long time. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: After which he gave Barry a handy.... I think you mean hanky, given the size of his fucking beak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: I think you mean hanky, given the size of his fucking beak. He does have that high viz orange glow about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Our daily "Like" allotment really does need to be increased. I'm out, Wolfie, but you have my full agreement. Personally, I'll be looking forward to the inevitable career murdering cottaging scandal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 On 06/04/2017 at 5:05 PM, Wolfie said: Baz originally composed it about a cowboy named Randy, with whom he had a holiday romance on Copacabana beach. Putting on pedant's hat... Actually, Mary Banilow didn't write "Mandy"...it was originally written by Scott English who called it "Brandy". There was another song that Scott English wrote which would have been far more appropriate for the shirt lifter, aptly namely "Bend Me, Shape Me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 43 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Putting on pedant's hat... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Putting on pedant's hat... Actually, Mary Banilow didn't write "Mandy"...it was originally written by Scott English who called it "Brandy". There was another song that Scott English wrote which would have been far more appropriate for the shirt lifter, aptly namely "Bend Me, Shape Me". Well-done for recognising the obvious irony in my comment, Mike. I pray you and Rick don't inadvertently meet on a night out because police wouldn't be able to cope with the drugs, hookers, booze, noise, complaints and cars in swimming pools as a result of the ensuing chaos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 So, do you reckon NoseyBonk is a pitcher or a catcher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Well-done for recognising the obvious irony in my comment, Mike. I pray you and Rick don't inadvertently meet on a night out because police wouldn't be able to cope with the drugs, hookers, booze, noise, complaints and cars in swimming pools as a result of the ensuing chaos. Wolfie, I'm quite shocked. You forgot the obligatory "fuck off," in your response! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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