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So big nosed, bushy eye brow cunt  salmond came out a while back suggesting the heathen cunts should become Scandinavian. Now some Canuck writer called McGoogan (they're mostly descended from highland cunts chucked out when the landlords got into sheep) reckons scotchland should join Canada. I'm all for it. We're going to need a lot of boats to deport these pastey fleshed ginger trogs over the North Atlantic ice flows to their new homes in the wilderness but think of all that space left for us English overlords to use. I suggest we rename Shetland Scotlandistan and hold an instant referendum to make it independent. The blokes wouldn't wear their white dresses up there in the winter but I could see a definite advantage in the burka, a fleece lined gore text one mind.  

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19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

So big nosed, bushy eye brow cunt  salmond came out a while back suggesting the heathen cunts should become Scandinavian. Now some Canuck writer called McGoogan (they're mostly descended from highland cunts chucked out when the landlords got into sheep) reckons scotchland should join Canada. I'm all for it. We're going to need a lot of boats to deport these pastey fleshed ginger trogs over the North Atlantic ice flows to their new homes in the wilderness but think of all that space left for us English overlords to use. I suggest we rename Shetland Scotlandistan and hold an instant referendum to make it independent. The blokes wouldn't wear their white dresses up there in the winter but I could see a definite advantage in the burka, a fleece lined gore text one mind.  

Could we also send the daft cunts from Kernow?

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On ‎07‎/‎04‎/‎2017 at 0:30 PM, Hokey Gingers said:

Jocks can do whatever the fuck they like just leave the Tunnock`s factory you cunt.

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Why's this bloke holding a turd in his hand, is he going to eat it, the copraphagic cunt?

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It seems the Orkney Islanders would like to stay with us (and that would bring over %90 of the wealth of Sweatyland) Must be the Wicker Men ain't too keen on seal clubbing due to the striking resemblance to their sistets

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34 minutes ago, Manky said:

It seems the Orkney Islanders would like to stay with us (and that would bring over %90 of the wealth of Sweatyland) Must be the Wicker Men ain't too keen on seal clubbing due to the striking resemblance to their sistets

Doesn't Orkney belong Her Vaj? Or is that one of the other monopoly sets?

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2 hours ago, Manky said:

It seems the Orkney Islanders would like to stay with us (and that would bring over %90 of the wealth of Sweatyland) Must be the Wicker Men ain't too keen on seal clubbing due to the striking resemblance to their sistets

Did a number 9 bus run over your head again when you fell off your Pokemon bike with stabilisers? Please translate from northern gibberish; sweatyland, sistets?

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3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Did a number 9 bus run over your head again when you fell off your Pokemon bike with stabilisers? Please translate from northern gibberish; sweatyland, sistets?

Sweatyland is where sweaty socks (jocks) live and the Wicker folks sistets are an alternative spelling for blubber coated Orkney women.

Dick.

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Remember that neither the Salmond cunt, nor the Sturgeon commie lesbian bastard speak for Scotland. The unionist vote up here is split three ways and the fucking SNP wankers came to power on little over 22%. Both Shetland and Orkney had petitions to become independent of Holyrood and remain in the UK, had we voted to secede in 2014. The nationalist cunts have peaked and it's doubtful they'll ever get another plebiscite; all of Sturgeon's recent shite was engineered to choose a date which she knew would be turned down, yet appease her fucking glue-sniffing street army. I wish she, Salmond and the rest of their arsehole party would fucking drop dead. They're a shower of IRA, Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood apologist (and donating) cunts and are a fucking embarrassment to Scotland.

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6 minutes ago, Rev said:

Remember that neither the Salmond cunt, nor the Sturgeon commie lesbian bastard speak for Scotland. The unionist vote up here is split three ways and the fucking SNP wankers came to power on little over 22%. Both Shetland and Orkney had petitions to become independent of Holyrood and remain in the UK, had we voted to secede in 2014. The nationalist cunts have peaked and it's doubtful they'll ever get another plebiscite; all of Sturgeon's recent shite was engineered to choose a date which she knew would be turned down, yet appease her fucking glue-sniffing street army. I wish she, Salmond and the rest of their arsehole party would fucking drop dead. They're a shower of IRA, Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood apologist (and donating) cunts and are a fucking embarrassment to Scotland.

Salmond and wee jimmy krankie want to go down in history as the leaders who lead the scotch into the future away from the oppression of the evil English, just like the ones they saw in Braveheart. For them it's all about ego and fuck the consequences for the next generations 

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On 4/7/2017 at 6:34 AM, Lady Penelope said:

Och aye the noo.

Pen, you forgot to add, "eh" at the end....it should be "Och aye the noo, eh!" since Canada is no mentioned.    

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On Friday, April 07, 2017 at 0:30 PM, Hokey Gingers said:

Jocks can do whatever the fuck they like just leave the Tunnock`s factory you cunt.

Alex-Salmond.jpg

 

Oh look the Scots cunts have even supplied a red hair net to make the cunt feel even more Scottish. Completing the ensemble with his 'thick as fucking highland cow shit' expression.

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