Ape™️ Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 She plays Sharon Mitchell in Eastenders. I seldom watch this load of fucking shit, but every time I do, she's dressed in black, and looks like Gru from Despicable Me - a giant upper torso perched upon bird-like legs. And she's also a fucking dreadful actress. So, for these reasons, I offer her to you cunts, as a cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 Even I couldn't fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 She's one of them cunts with a short neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 She has the look of an over inflated transsexual part way through a chimpanzee inspired makeover. In the old east end she'd be selling handjobs round the back of the boxing gym for the price of some jellied mash. Perhaps she still does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 She's on Eastenders,therefore not an actress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 She looks like if Jocelyn Wildenstein went to work as a beekeeper on non-uniform day, and had her lunch break at an all-you-can-eat sealife centre. Three pinter for Neil I reckon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: She's one of them cunts with a short neck. Master of that phenomenon, I give you Gladstone Small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 Imagine her going hard at it with a double-ended dildo with Susan Tully dressed in her Grange Hill school uniform. There isn't enough Viagra in the world to keep that mind picture alive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Even I couldn't fuck it Fucking hell Neil - she's still got a pulse. Don't tell me you've become picky all of a sudden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 I'd fuck that Westbrook bit though,right in the nose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: I'd fuck that Westbrook bit though,right in the nose That's a given, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: ...looks like Gru from Despicable Me... What are you doing watching kids films? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Master of that phenomenon, I give you Gladstone Small Shall we have a short neck thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 The only decent bit of crumpet in eastbenders is Glynis Barber, 28 years since 'Dempsey and Makepeace' and she's still as hot as the tailpipe of a Lockheed Lightning. Letitia Dean is a pig faced baboon with a body like an aubergine propped up on two matchsticks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 If the skull and crossbones on poison bottles ever goes out of style, her face is the next in queue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The only decent bit of crumpet in eastbenders is Glynis Barber, 28 years since 'Dempsey and Makepeace' and she's still as hot as the tailpipe of a Lockheed Lightning. Letitia Dean is a pig faced baboon with a body like an aubergine propped up on two matchsticks. She was also in Blakes 7. I had a crush on Paul Darrow who played Avon. In fact I still would now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: What are you doing watching kids films? It's a good film. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Ape said: Fucking hell Neil - she's still got a pulse. Don't tell me you've become picky all of a sudden? Since when has a pulse been a deciding factor for Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Neil said: Even I couldn't fuck it Why is anyone discussing this bint anymore? If Neil said he couldn't fuck her by post #2 then she's a cunt. End of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: She's one of them cunts with a short neck. Unlike the cunt who nommed this, he has got a lot of neck putting up this load of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Unlike the cunt who nommed this, he has got a lot of neck putting up this load of shit. Please explain to everyone what exactly is wrong with this nom? You moan on and on about the state of CC, yet contribute nothing other than your pathetic SpackInTheBoîte comments. You really are, without question, a stupid French cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Please explain to everyone what exactly is wrong with this nom? You moan on and on about the state of CC, yet contribute nothing other than your pathetic SpackInTheBoîte comments. You really are, without question, a stupid French cunt. Well it is quite easy to grasp, even for you. There is nothing wrong with your nom, it's just that I was going fishing this morning but the conditions weren't right. So I thought I would try on here, and I have got a catch already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well it is quite easy to grasp, even for you. There is nothing wrong with your nom, it's just that I was going fishing this morning but the conditions weren't right. So I thought I would try on here, and I have got a catch already. Very well done. Prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 she has a hairy clackervalve! Ian Beale fucked dot cotton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well it is quite easy to grasp, even for you. There is nothing wrong with your nom, it's just that I was going fishing this morning but the conditions weren't right. So I thought I would try on here, and I have got a catch already. Its a whopper you've caught too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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