Ape™️ Posted April 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its a whopper you've caught too. Fuck off, you wizen old hag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 On 4/8/2017 at 7:03 AM, Ape said: It's a good film. Fuck off. Uncle Ape is having a party, bring your homework bring your Smarties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 37 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Uncle Ape is having a party, bring your homework bring your Smarties! Your idiocy seemingly knows no bounds. I suspect you are an alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 07/04/2017 at 10:00 PM, The Beast said: Master of that phenomenon, I give you Gladstone Small At least Gladstone had some talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 hours ago, r-soles said: At least Gladstone had some talent. Gladdis was an ashes winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I suspect this fucking Eastenders blubbernought doesn't get her sweaty cabbage field waxed to make her appear feminine and less unattractive, she visits a topiarist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 10/04/2017 at 8:13 PM, Rev said: I suspect this fucking Eastenders blubbernought doesn't get her sweaty cabbage field waxed to make her appear feminine and less unattractive, she visits a topiarist. Someone needs to sharpen that chainsaw then.... To me she is the epitome of Eastenders. Shit, miserable, shit, ugly, shit, miserable, shit, annoying, shit and ugly, miserable, shit and annoyingly miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Body like a Hindenburg (after the disaster) and a face, spookily, also like a deflating balloon. Perfect for Eastenders where the 'suspension of disbelief' required of an audience when watching a dramatic performance, is taken well into Alzheimers Territory with the notion that this Barbapapa-alike is in anyway sexually alluring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Body like a Hindenburg (after the disaster) and a face, spookily, also like a deflating balloon. Perfect for Eastenders where the 'suspension of disbelief' required of an audience when watching a dramatic performance, is taken well into Alzheimers Territory with the notion that this Barbapapa-alike is in anyway sexually alluring. Barba-fucking-papa, there's a nightmare from childhood I'd managed to suppress until now, thanks pal. Strangely enough, I've always found it hard to distinguish Letitia from Moomintroll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 On 07/04/2017 at 9:38 PM, Ape said: She plays Sharon Mitchell in Eastenders. I seldom watch this load of fucking shit, but every time I do, she's dressed in black, and looks like Gru from Despicable Me - a giant upper torso perched upon bird-like legs. And she's also a fucking dreadful actress. So, for these reasons, I offer her to you cunts, as a cunt. Fuck off. Yawn.....Another soap opera character review.I suppose you met one of her relatives at the food bank and now you splurge this shit out... What next ?........ "There's a cunt on Coronation St"......Really ! Why don't you drink a litre of Paraquat and fuck off you thick, irritating fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Yawn.....Another soap opera character review.I suppose you met one of her relatives at the food bank and now you splurge this shit out... What next ?........ "There's a cunt on Coronation St"......Really ! Why don't you drink a litre of Paraquat and fuck off you thick, irritating fuckwit. Fortunately I, and I suspect pretty much everyone on the entire planet, don't give a fuck what you think. It hasn't taken long for you to regress back into a repetitive, predictable and thoroughly vile little wanker, has it? I predict another ban by the end of the bank holiday. Hopefully it'll be a permanent one. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Fortunately I, and I suspect pretty much everyone on the entire planet, don't give a fuck what you think. It hasn't taken long for you to regress back into a repetitive, predictable and thoroughly vile little wanker, has it? I predict another ban by the end of the bank holiday. Hopefully it'll be a permanent one. Fuck off. I'm golfing over the bank holiday and drinking fine wines with roasted game. Enjoy your food bank spam roast ! lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm golfing over the bank holiday and drinking fine wines with roasted game. Enjoy your food bank spam roast ! lol. Fuck off. No, you're felching over the bank holiday, drinking Tonic Wine and getting spit roasted. Enjoy your sperm toast. lol. Go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, you're felching over the bank holiday, drinking Tonic Wine and getting spit roasted. Enjoy your sperm toast. lol. Go fuck yourself. Enjoy your Gay pride weekend with Kamal your Albanian rent-boy and the porcupine....... lol. lol. Up yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I'm golfing over the bank holiday and drinking fine wines with roasted game. Enjoy your food bank spam roast ! lol. Fuck off. Your golfing is being brutally fucked over and over by a pack of AIDS riddled west African illegal immigrants. This vile display gets filmed and will shortly be posted on some disgusting website and viewed by dirty little cunts like yourself. The fine wines could either be slang for the gallon of filthy spunk shot down your throat and maybe just your bog standard ANZAC wine. As for roasted game this is surely a typo. It's really a roasting game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your golfing is being brutally fucked over and over by a pack of AIDS riddled west African illegal immigrants. This vile display gets filmed and will shortly be posted on some disgusting website and viewed by dirty little cunts like yourself. The fine wines could either be slang for the gallon of filthy spunk shot down your throat and maybe just your bog standard ANZAC wine. As for roasted game this is surely a typo. It's really a roasting game. Serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm golfing over the bank holiday and drinking fine wines with roasted game. Enjoy your food bank spam roast ! lol. Fuck off. Well you're hardly likely to be drinking fine wines with any people - everyone fucking hates you. Enjoy your single golfing and dinner for one! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Serf. I truly appologise, dings summary for this weekends events is correct. My theory was last weekends vile debauchery. You dribbling inbred spastic little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I truly appologise, dings summary for this weekends events is correct. My theory was last weekends vile debauchery. You dribbling inbred spastic little cunt Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oik. When I said dribbling I meant a combo of spunk, shit and blood dribbling out of your gaping arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 54 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When I said dribbling I meant a combo of spunk, shit and blood dribbling out of your gaping arsehole Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 I read this thread the other night, and have thought about it for a while. I'd fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, deebom said: I read this thread the other night, and have thought about it for a while. I'd fuck her. I s'pose when push comes to shove, then yes we'd fuck anyth... Nahhhh. I'd certainly not give the Blubberpuss the use of her hand, or my helmet. She requires a good fisting from Captain Hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: I read this thread the other night, and have thought about it for a while. I'd fuck her. Reported. You fucking sick cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 13 hours ago, deebom said: I read this thread the other night, and have thought about it for a while. I'd fuck her. So would I deeb baby..I've been with much much rougher specimens and it looks like she has her own teeth Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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