Neil Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 Decided to have a few days away,bit of fishing,few meals out,bit of alcohol.......why oh why did I pick Lincolnshit?,flat,boring,full of cunts,mile after mile of characterless roads.Tis a shit pit and make no mistake,to cap it all,er indoors wants to go to Skeggy,I'd rather go to a cancer ward Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Decided to have a few days away,bit of fishing,few meals out,bit of alcohol.......why oh why did I pick Lincolnshit?,flat,boring,full of cunts,mile after mile of characterless roads.Tis a shit pit and make no mistake,to cap it all,er indoors wants to go to Skeggy,I'd rather go to a cancer ward Fuck off My imaginary cousin Dawn farms pigs and potatoes in Lincolnshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 There's pigs a plenty here believe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 9, 2017 Report Share Posted April 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Neil said: There's pigs a plenty here believe me. How many of them did you fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 17 hours ago, Ollyboro said: How many of them did you fuck? Depends what hour of the day you ask him... I can't stand Lincolnshire, or that other bit near it, the complete flatness of the land does my head. On the way to my brothers theres a place called Cliffe, it has a bridge over the railway line and it's probably the highest point in 50 fucking miles, and I've not even got to Lincolnshire by then! It's not natural, the North Sea needs to come back for it, and soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 some inhabitants of Lincolnshire still think the world is flat. Having visited once, you can't really blame them for it. However you can blame them for all of the interbreeding and general fuckwittery that seems to spawn from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: some inhabitants of Lincolnshire still think the world is flat. Having visited once, you can't really blame them for it. However you can blame them for all of the interbreeding and general fuckwittery that seems to spawn from there. Dunno, no visitors to the place would ever fuck the natives, so if the only option left is your first cousin..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 18 hours ago, Neil said: Decided to have a few days away,bit of fishing,few meals out,bit of alcohol.......why oh why did I pick Lincolnshit?,flat,boring,full of cunts,mile after mile of characterless roads.Tis a shit pit and make no mistake,to cap it all,er indoors wants to go to Skeggy,I'd rather go to a cancer ward Fuck off re. I'd rather go to a cancer ward It could be arranged... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Butlins have a large resort here. Any budding jihadis wishing to break into the suicide bombing profession might like to consider the Skegness Butlins, the big white tent thingy with the pointy top, about 6pm on any Saturday in August would be a splendid debut. Not only would we get rid of a few more of you cunts, but also clean up our own gene pool a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I wanted to go to Lincoln by coach to view the Cathedral. National Express takes over 6 hours and goes via Birmingham for a 72 mile trip. By the time we arrive, the Archbishop of Cadbury will have given away all his Easter eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 21 hours ago, Neil said: Decided to have a few days away,bit of fishing,few meals out,bit of alcohol.......why oh why did I pick Lincolnshit?,flat,boring,full of cunts,mile after mile of characterless roads.Tis a shit pit and make no mistake,to cap it all,er indoors wants to go to Skeggy,I'd rather go to a cancer ward Fuck off Where the fuck is Lincolnshire? I'm good at geography but Lincolnshire is a place that doesn't command attention does it. Bit like Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, Manky said: I wanted to go to Lincoln by coach to view the Cathedral. National Express takes over 6 hours and goes via Birmingham for a 72 mile trip. By the time we arrive, the Archbishop of Cadbury will have given away all his Easter eggs. It would be quicker on a Raleigh Grifter that is stuck in 3rd gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Yep,just as I thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 There will always be places in any country not fit for tourism of any kind, even disposal of corpses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 23 hours ago, Ollyboro said: How many of them did you fuck? PML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: some inhabitants of Lincolnshire still think the world is flat. Having visited once, you can't really blame them for it. However you can blame them for all of the interbreeding and general fuckwittery that seems to spawn from there. Wasn't Mrs Thatch from Lincolnshire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't Mrs Thatch from Lincolnshire? She was only the greengrocer's daughter, but she taught Sir Geoffrey Howe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: I wanted to go to Lincoln by coach to view the Cathedral. National Express takes over 6 hours and goes via Birmingham for a 72 mile trip. By the time we arrive, the Archbishop of Cadbury will have given away all his Easter eggs. The Archbishop of Cunterbury gave all his away already * * That don't make any sense, I just wanted to get the word 'Cunterbury' in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Archbishop of Cunterbury gave all his away already * * That don't make any sense, I just wanted to get the word 'Cunterbury' in Lincuntshire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Lincuntshire? Scunthorpe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: PML Does that stand for 'Pre Menstrual Lunacy'? I think my ex girlfriend had that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 34 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Lincuntshire? Scunthorpe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does that stand for 'Pre Menstrual Lunacy'? I think my ex girlfriend had that. Poke My Labia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Poke My Labia Minx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Poke My Labia ...............back in. It's prolapsed again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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