Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I was always told that the correct length for a tie is when it ends in the middle of the belt buckle or waistband. Whenever I see that great cunt Trump with his absurdly long red ties, I feel an irrational anger. Combine this with a non-Windsor knot, and you've got a complete and utter fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 I cling to hope that his ties will at some point, be used to commit suicide by hanging from the oval office ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I cling to hope that his ties will at some point, be used to commit suicide by hanging from the oval office ceiling. Punkape enjoys auto-erotic asphyxiation with a long red tie. I just pray he fucks it up and kills himself, like so many other deviant wankers before him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Punkape enjoys auto-erotic asphyxiation with a long red tie. I just pray he fucks it up and kills himself, like so many other deviant wankers before him. I would happily accept any form of death for Punky! At some point, the AIDS will have to present a finality to his unwanted existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, Ape said: Punkape enjoys auto-erotic asphyxiation with a long red tie. I just pray he fucks it up and kills himself, like so many other deviant wankers before him. I think you'll find he's forced to strangle wank for special websites on pain of death by fisting by his brutish pimps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ape said: I was always told that the correct length for a tie is when it ends in the middle of the belt buckle or waistband. Whenever I see that great cunt Trump with his absurdly long red ties, I feel an irrational anger. Combine this with a non-Windsor knot, and you've got a complete and utter fucking cunt. Windsor knots are tied by peasants and oiks. Fuck off. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 25 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would happily accept any form of death for Punky! At some point, the AIDS will have to present a finality to his unwanted existence. I'm hoping he gets such a brutal kicking from some oxbridge ruffians, for pretending to be one of them, that he spends 3-4 months in a coma, before being switched off by his gay lover. Then the AIDS can have him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Windsor knots are tied by peasants and oiks. Fuck off. lol. I assume the Windsor knot doesn't cut off enough oxygen to your (tiny) brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: I assume the Windsor knot doesn't cut off enough oxygen to your (tiny) brain? Do you use food banks? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Do you use food banks? lol. Stay on topic, you vile little toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Stay on topic, you vile little toad. “It was tied with a Windsor knot. Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad.” -Ian Fleming (From Russia With Love, Chapter 25) You fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: “It was tied with a Windsor knot. Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad.” -Ian Fleming (From Russia With Love, Chapter 25) You fucking idiot. Has anyone ever explained to you that James Bond is a fictional character? It's not real. And the fact you have a seemingly encyclopaedic knowledge of the works of Ian Fleming proves what a strange little fantasist freak you are. Did Bond drive a Range Rover and play golf too? You fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: “It was tied with a Windsor knot. Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad.” -Ian Fleming (From Russia With Love, Chapter 25) You fucking idiot. One would expect the prospect of being spit fist roasted would require the recipient to be "tied"up, you, however, are a willing participant in these vile acts, tie or no tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One would expect the prospect of being spit fist roasted would require the recipient to be "tied"up, you, however, are a willing participant in these vile acts, tie or no tie. Oik. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oik. lol. Looks like Punkape.exe has run out of replies, and has initiated the emergency Oik subroutine. Fucking useless piece of binary fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Looks like Punkape.exe has run out of replies, and has initiated the emergency Oik subroutine. Fucking useless piece of binary fucking shit. Spot on Apeoloid, he's a fuck stick of the highest order. An amateur who resorts to the same worn out faux upper mild class put downs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: “It was tied with a Windsor knot. Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad.” -Ian Fleming (From Russia With Love, Chapter 25) You fucking idiot. Fleming failed to get a commission and contracted gonorrhea.. ..sounds like your kind of hero... Double Windsor, looks good for fuckall effort, silk only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 A 'tie'....? Is that some kind of cravat for the working classes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: “It was tied with a Windsor knot. Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad.” -Ian Fleming (From Russia With Love, Chapter 25) You fucking idiot. Punky, it's best you receive this from an objective, disinterested party...nobody cares about you; nobody cares about your existence, except to hope it ends abruptly and painfully. Knowing you agonized and suffered in your final moments would bring great joy to many people. Go on, give em a crowd pleaser you miserable stupid fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Ties are wank and only worn by cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 1 hour ago, deebom said: Ties are wank and only worn by cunts. And dickie bows are wrapped round pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: I was always told that the correct length for a tie is when it ends in the middle of the belt buckle or waistband. Whenever I see that great cunt Trump with his absurdly long red ties, I feel an irrational anger. Combine this with a non-Windsor knot, and you've got a complete and utter fucking cunt. Agreed. Disproportionate tie lengths annoy me. Trump takes this practice to absurd levels... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 40 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Agreed. Disproportionate tie lengths annoy me. Trump takes this practice to absurd levels... Never mind the tie, he casts no reflection in the mirror behind him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: Windsor knots are tied by peasants and oiks. Fuck off. lol. Obviously you have tied quite a few in your time then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 37 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Obviously you have tied quite a few in your time then No actually. I use a 4 hand knot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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