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Just now, Rick_B said:

I also haven't used Windows at home since XP. In the last few years I've been using Linux Mint, before that Suse, Centos and Mandrake. Distros like Mint are easy to use, although it still helps if you know a bit about what's going on "under the bonnet". Earlier ones were hard work at times, I never did get sound to work properly on Mandrake 9.

I actually converted my sister who blindly swore by Windows by changing Mint to the XP theme and changing some of the icons around. Told her I'd given her XP Professional and she used it with no problem for a whole hour before she asked me why the start menu was different.

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54 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

The problem is most schools still use Windows to teach kids computing. Some use Macs, but that's just another blindly followed and overpriced niche in my opinion.

The first time I used Linux I was amazed at how much you got with it for a free program and how badly optimized and unnecessarily overpriced the main operating systems are. Half of the PC's in my house today barely top 2GB of RAM and still use IDE drives. Yet they tend to be faster on the net than modern machines running the latest version of Windows. The only reason my gaming PC has Windows is because of the limitations Steam has on Linux. Whenever I'm browsing or watching stuff I usually just grab my old DELL D505.

 

34 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

I also haven't used Windows at home since XP. In the last few years I've been using Linux Mint, before that Suse, Centos and Mandrake. Distros like Mint are easy to use, although it still helps if you know a bit about what's going on "under the bonnet". Earlier ones were hard work at times, I never did get sound to work properly on Mandrake 9.

 

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

I have used Linux Mint as the OS on my computers and laptops since 2008.

 

I bet the time just fucking flies by in your hovels. 

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On 4/12/2017 at 7:49 AM, Roadkill said:

The odd thing about Windows phones is that they run things such as porn and youtube and youtube porn and porn on youtube (it does exist, you just need to know where to look) far better than any laptop or desktop can manage on their crappy operating system these days. Linux costs you about £3 for a disk off Ebay (if you're too dumb to install it yourself for free) and gives you infinite updates that you can activate at your own leisure without having to stop what you're doing. The last Windows OS I used for an actual computer was XP.

The first and only Windows OS worth a fuck.

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32 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

The first and only Windows OS worth a fuck.

Indeed. And they deliberately made it obsolete despite it still being a perfectly suitable system just so the sheep would go and get that awful Windows 8 bollocks that tries to make every computer into a touchpad in a desperately pathetic attempt to be "trendy" like all of that wank, overpriced, cheaply made, Apple crap that all the hippies and faggots like.

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2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Indeed. And they deliberately made it obsolete despite it still being a perfectly suitable system just so the sheep would go and get that awful Windows 8 bollocks that tries to make every computer into a touchpad in a desperately pathetic attempt to be "trendy" like all of that wank, overpriced, cheaply made, Apple crap that all the hippies and faggots like.

Careful now, you'll have the hipsters coming after you with their suede sandals in hand to "bash you one..."

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3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Careful now, you'll have the hipsters coming after you with their suede sandals in hand to "bash you one..."

Let the sickly little cunts come. You can easily dispatch of a vegan by simply snapping their brittle arms off. That's not even a brag, I'm by no means a strong man but I'm pretty sure Stephen Hawking could take on at least two vegans before they got tangled in his axel and left him exposed to the horde.

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1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Let the sickly little cunts come. You can easily dispatch of a vegan by simply snapping their brittle arms off. That's not even a brag, I'm by no means a strong man but I'm pretty sure Stephen Hawking could take on at least two vegans before they got tangled in his axel and left him exposed to the horde.

I'm confused, are we talking about Franks now?

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On 4/13/2017 at 4:50 PM, Roadkill said:

Let the sickly little cunts come. You can easily dispatch of a vegan by simply snapping their brittle arms off. That's not even a brag, I'm by no means a strong man but I'm pretty sure Stephen Hawking could take on at least two vegans before they got tangled in his axel and left him exposed to the horde.

Vegans are stupid fucking cunts.  The human race didn't make it these hundreds of thousands of years eating fruit and veg alone!  The human body depends on meat to builod strong viable muscle tissue, which simply isn't possible in veganism.  Of course, those fucking spastics feel that a healthy musculoskeletal system is for barbarians, who haven't the intellectual capacity to solve problems without violence.  They don't consider the fact we enjoy being able to stand unassisted!  

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7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Vegans are stupid fucking cunts.  The human race didn't make it these hundreds of thousands of years eating fruit and veg alone!  The human body depends on meat to builod strong viable muscle tissue, which simply isn't possible in veganism.  Of course, those fucking spastics feel that a healthy musculoskeletal system is for barbarians, who haven't the intellectual capacity to solve problems without violence.  They don't consider the fact we enjoy being able to stand unassisted!  

It's the same for the stupid prats who pedal bikes on or jog alongside main roads. Feeling fit and healthy, are you? Let's see how you feel twenty years later when all the shit you've collected in your lungs by riding/jogging through exhaust fumes every day starts eating away at your insides. You're bound to lose a few pounds then, eh? You insufferable, smug, pricks.

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7 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

It's the same for the stupid prats who pedal bikes on or jog alongside main roads. Feeling fit and healthy, are you? Let's see how you feel twenty years later when all the shit you've collected in your lungs by riding/jogging through exhaust fumes every day starts eating away at your insides. You're bound to lose a few pounds then, eh? You insufferable, smug, pricks.

See how they feel after being hit from behind, or having a car door opened when the try to pass on the wrong side.  Cunts/  Colostomy bags and mobility scooters for the lot! 

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3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

See how they feel after being hit from behind, or having a car door opened when the try to pass on the wrong side.  Cunts/  Colostomy bags and mobility scooters for the lot! 

most cunts on mobility scooters are fat and lazy. The smallest scooters should be rescued from this terrible abuse and taken to a sanctuary

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On ‎12‎/‎04‎/‎2017 at 1:47 PM, Roadkill said:

I actually converted my sister who blindly swore by Windows by changing Mint to the XP theme and changing some of the icons around. Told her I'd given her XP Professional and she used it with no problem for a whole hour before she asked me why the start menu was different.

and to think we used to be fiends Killer

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21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Vegans are stupid fucking cunts.  The human race didn't make it these hundreds of thousands of years eating fruit and veg alone!  The human body depends on meat to builod strong viable muscle tissue, which simply isn't possible in veganism.  Of course, those fucking spastics feel that a healthy musculoskeletal system is for barbarians, who haven't the intellectual capacity to solve problems without violence.  They don't consider the fact we enjoy being able to stand unassisted!  

The Tesco magazine has an Ask The Expert slot in the Free From Section (otherwise known as FFS)...

Anyway, the question was "my daughter has just turned vegan, how can I make sure she has a healthy diet".... easy answer "stop her being a vegan".

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22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Vegans are stupid fucking cunts.

I'm not a vegetarian, but if I was, then I would be vegan too.  The stupidest, most hypocritical fucking cunts are the vegetarians who are not vegans.

Anyone citing animal suffering as a reason for being vegetarian had damned well better follow the logic through and be vegan.  Half of chicks born on an egg farm are male, but only females are needed for eggs, so male chicks are immediately killed.  Dairy cows only become dairy cows by being forced to give birth, but half of these births are to males, who are swiftly turned into veal.  Et cetera.

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Guest Lady Penelope
On 12/04/2017 at 1:39 PM, Rick_B said:

I also haven't used Windows at home since XP. In the last few years I've been using Linux Mint, before that Suse, Centos and Mandrake. Distros like Mint are easy to use, although it still helps if you know a bit about what's going on "under the bonnet". Earlier ones were hard work at times, I never did get sound to work properly on Mandrake 9.

I very seldom need to resort to the terminal. I did have an ssd external hard drive that refused to cooperate last week so I simply did a gksu caja in terminal and altered the permissions and that sorted the problem.

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Guest Lady Penelope
On 12/04/2017 at 1:47 PM, Roadkill said:

I actually converted my sister who blindly swore by Windows by changing Mint to the XP theme and changing some of the icons around. Told her I'd given her XP Professional and she used it with no problem for a whole hour before she asked me why the start menu was different.

The other good thing is that you can also shut down simply by pressing the power button for 5 seconds.

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Guest DingTheRioja
On 17/04/2017 at 11:52 PM, Lady Penelope said:

The other good thing is that you can also shut down simply by pressing the power button for 5 seconds.

My windoze shuts down by just pressing the power button... it's because it's called The Power Button...

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