Guest nobgobbler Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 I've been waking up at the same time every night for the past year and it's doing my head in. Regardless of what time i go to bed or what time I get up, I always wake up at 3am to find myself trying to decide whether or not that shadow on the ceiling is some demon cunt after my soul coz I don't believe God, or if it's just Agent Peanut having a laugh. It's no joke, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Does your body automatically adjust to BST and it really is 3am or does it suddenly become 4am for about 6 months? Do you need a piss when you wake? If yes, this is a good thing as it can't be that many years before you start pissing the bed, you old bucket fannied tart. Good morning, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've been waking up at the same time every night for the past year and it's doing my head in. Regardless of what time i go to bed or what time I get up, I always wake up at 3am to find myself trying to decide whether or not that shadow on the ceiling is some demon cunt after my soul coz I don't believe God, or if it's just Agent Peanut having a laugh. It's no joke, fuck off. This is a subtle form of punishment from God for being a disbelieving wanker and sodomite.It will be a lot worse for you when you are sent to Hell. Repent whilst you have the chance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is a subtle form of punishment from God for being a disbelieving wanker and sodomite.It will be a lot worse for you when you are sent to Hell. Repent whilst you have the chance. Oh my god, god help us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is a subtle form of punishment from God for being a disbelieving wanker and sodomite.It will be a lot worse for you when you are sent to Hell. Repent whilst you have the chance. At the time that Mr God gave one to Mary he must have been at least 4,000 years old .. the dirty old cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: At the time that Mr God gave one to Mary he must have been at least 4,000 years old .. the dirty old cunt Does such a massive age difference make him a paedo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Does your body automatically adjust to BST and it really is 3am or does it suddenly become 4am for about 6 months? Do you need a piss when you wake? If yes, this is a good thing as it can't be that many years before you start pissing the bed, you old bucket fannied tart. Good morning, by the way. Cheeky cunt. Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 A bout of insomnia often gets me, and while I am not medically qualified to offer advice, a few glasses of wine and a quick wank usually sorts it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've been waking up at the same time every night for the past year and it's doing my head in. Regardless of what time i go to bed or what time I get up, I always wake up at 3am to find myself trying to decide whether or not that shadow on the ceiling is some demon cunt after my soul coz I don't believe God, or if it's just Agent Peanut having a laugh. It's no joke, fuck off. That shadow on the ceiling could be from the clock radio light shining through the bedside lampshade - I know ours was. So a scientific explanation for everything you see. Praise the Lord and alleluia - you're not a bad person after all ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 58 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Does such a massive age difference make him a paedo? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 We had a lad in our school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 His name was Tracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I always wake up at 3am... Before taking this as definitive evidence for the existence of our Lord Satan, we should first eliminate the improbable. You haven't actually got the alarm set for 3am have you, you dozy tart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've been waking up at the same time every night for the past year and it's doing my head in. Regardless of what time i go to bed or what time I get up, I always wake up at 3am to find myself trying to decide whether or not that shadow on the ceiling is some demon cunt after my soul coz I don't believe God, or if it's just Agent Peanut having a laugh. It's no joke, fuck off. I'm told that I take a shit at approximately the same time, but then again I don't wake up 'til Noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: At the time that Mr God gave one to Mary he must have been at least 4,000 years old .. the dirty old cunt I think you'll find it was a missed conception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 A shadow on the lung is a devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Before taking this as definitive evidence for the existence of our Lord Satan, we should first eliminate the improbable. You haven't actually got the alarm set for 3am have you, you dozy tart? I set my alarm for 6, which is waste of time as there's only the two of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 I knew an insomniac,dyslexic agnostic,he used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog I'm 'ere all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Yes Reported for paedo references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Before taking this as definitive evidence for the existence of our Lord Satan, we should first eliminate the improbable. You haven't actually got the alarm set for 3am have you, you dozy tart? If possible I would set my alarm for 7, but unfortunately my pet seagull hates having a key stuck up its arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: This is a subtle form of punishment from God for being a disbelieving wanker and sodomite.It will be a lot worse for you when you are sent to Hell. Repent whilst you have the chance. Gobbie is a wanker and a sodomite? I knew I liked her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I set my alarm for 6, which is waste of time as there's only the two of us. Are you here all week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for paedo references. God is does not exist nor is he a member of the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Gobbie is a wanker and a sodomite? I knew I liked her.... Is sodomite what Australians spread on their toast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 17 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've been waking up at the same time every night for the past year............ I always wake up at 3am.............. You're cured you dumbass. You don't actually wake up at night. 3am is in the morning, not the night. No need to thank me. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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