Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Miserable cunts! They invite you to a holiday gathering, and try to fucking poison you with trans fats, when the animal fats in butter are actually less likely to kill you. "Oh welcome love, come right in, how lovely you're here. enjoy this semi solid poison on the food you're about to steal from my table." Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Miserable cunts! They invite you to a holiday gathering, and try to fucking poison you with trans fats, when the animal fats in butter are actually less likely to kill you. "Oh welcome love, come right in, how lovely you're here. enjoy this semi solid poison on the food you're about to steal from my table." Fuck off! 'Can you tell the difference between Talk and Mutter?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 French locomotive axle grease from the 1860s. Napoleon 3rd was a cunt. Shows the French eat a lot of merde for such a so called world class cuisine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Miserable cunts! They invite you to a holiday gathering, and try to fucking poison you with trans fats, when the animal fats in butter are actually less likely to kill you. "Oh welcome love, come right in, how lovely you're here. enjoy this semi solid poison on the food you're about to steal from my table." Fuck off! Did it give you the stork? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 And I bet they get the posh salad out for such an occasion ... that shit in a bag soaked in salmonella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Miserable cunts! They invite you to a holiday gathering, and try to fucking poison you with trans fats, when the animal fats in butter are actually less likely to kill you. "Oh welcome love, come right in, how lovely you're here. enjoy this semi solid poison on the food you're about to steal from my table." Fuck off! I'm unsurprised you mix who the sort of people who eat margarine and serve it to their guests.I'd consider it normal for such people to use margarine as a sexual lubricant as well and for you to try and promote it within the deviant community. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 54 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: And I bet they get the posh salad out for such an occasion ... that shit in a bag soaked in salmonella. The one with the crinkly leaves that are inedible, and the bag is full of nitrogen to make it last the week without going black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 58 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The one with the crinkly leaves that are inedible, and the bag is full of nitrogen to make it last the week without going black? Never have enough nitrogen ding baby it's fucking gorgeous Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'm unsurprised you mix who the sort of people who eat margarine and serve it to their guests.I'd consider it normal for such people to use margarine as a sexual lubricant as well and for you to try and promote it within the deviant community. Fuck off. Here you go again. A nom turned into a sexual thread. I see straight away you consider Margarine like a sexual lubricant, so seeing as you want to turn yet another thread into one of your imaginary bumfests, tell us all, how many of your men friends have actually commented to you that they cant believe its not butter, as they suck the remains off your 2mm long member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Margarine is only sold to cunts who follow what they see on TV,If you honestly believe that replacing butter with that shit makes any difference to your health then you deserve to get a terminal illness anyway Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm unsurprised you mix who the sort of people who eat margarine and serve it to their guests.I'd consider it normal for such people to use margarine as a sexual lubricant as well and for you to try and promote it within the deviant community. Fuck off. No lube required for your gaping hole punkers old boy. I suspect you prefer a brutal dry bumming anyhow, blood and shit from a good fisting show smooth it up. Good old 19th hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 My ex was called Margarine... A right old slippery cunt she was too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: My ex was called Margarine... A right old slippery cunt she was too. I had an ex called Flora, she did spread easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had an ex called Flora, she did spread easily. I had an ex called Kerry, gold she was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Margarine is not a word you'll see much on supermarket shelves in the UK now. What was once margarine tends to be called "spread", "dairy free spread" or just a marketing name like "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". FYI I can believe it's not butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 All this talk of margarine, will only give Neil a Stork-on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Margarine is not a word you'll see much on supermarket shelves in the UK now. What was once margarine tends to be called "spread", "dairy free spread" or just a marketing name like "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". FYI I can believe it's not butter. What about Margie Clark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: What about Margie Clark? That clap-riddled old horse should be soundly battered with a length of scaffolding and turned into a coarse pâté. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Margarine or butter?, it doesn't really bother me as long as it's spread on a Weetabix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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