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What kind of cunt eats fucking cereal anyway? It's practically scientific fact that anyone who doesn't start the day off with sausages, bacon, fried eggs, black pudding, potato scone, fried bread, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, HP sauce, a big fuck off round of toast and a mug of builder's tea/ vodka is a badger-sniffing cocksucker.

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7 minutes ago, Rev said:

What kind of cunt eats fucking cereal anyway? It's practically scientific fact that anyone who doesn't start the day off with sausages, bacon, fried eggs, black pudding, potato scone, fried bread, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, HP sauce, a big fuck off round of toast and a mug of builder's tea/ vodka is a badger-sniffing cocksucker.

And a backup bacon sarnie for when they get to work. Can't forget that. I once had to eat a fucking Mars Bar for me dinner when I forgot the backup.

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9 hours ago, Rev said:

What kind of cunt eats fucking cereal anyway? It's practically scientific fact that anyone who doesn't start the day off with sausages, bacon, fried eggs, black pudding, potato scone, fried bread, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, HP sauce, a big fuck off round of toast and a mug of builder's tea/ vodka is a badger-sniffing cocksucker.

Oh for the memories of a full English Breakfast... My day these days, kicks-off with a soft boiled egg with toasted & buttered soldiers, and if that isn't bad enough, my absence of an eggcup results with "Rover" my Basset Hound bitch having to stand on its head whilst squeezing its quim in an egg-clasping position... Lunch, is even worse but that's a different story. 

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