camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Snatch said: It's a hotel. Maybe. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-opens-262-room-luxury-hotel-in-mosul-10227777.html Looks nice. It's Mosul for my summer hols then. I'm gonna see if I can get a booking at this hotel on 'Secret escapes'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I went to a live snooker match once and couldn't believe the level of racism displayed. This white cunt kept on hitting this black bastard at nearly every opportunity. Apparently it's worth 7 points though. RIP MicroMike I got in drunk once and switched on the TV to see this scruffy bastard running around on the snooker table trying to get a load of cue balls into one pocket with some fellow whistling and shouting. It was only when I squinted at the TV that I realised I was in fact watching 'One man and his dog'. Ithangyou 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I got in drunk once and switched on the TV to see this scruffy bastard running around on the snooker table trying to get a load of cue balls into one pocket with some fellow whistling and shouting. It was only when I squinted at the TV that I realised I was in fact watching 'One man and his dog'. Ithangyou I used to watch 'One man and his dog', you don't see much of Richard and Judy these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: A new low, beyond awful... these shity snooker puns are a load of old billiards Are you going out in a baize of glory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you going out in a baize of glory? That was right on cue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Rick_B said: ISIS Business Solutions have sponsored him for the past 14 years, well before the terrorist group used the name. If they were any good at proposing solutions for businesses then surely the most obvious one would be to change their own name. I stopped using KKK Dry Cleaning for my duvet covers for the very same reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 12 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: If they were any good at proposing solutions for businesses then surely the most obvious one would be to change their own name. I stopped using KKK Dry Cleaning for my duvet covers for the very same reason. EDL Dry Cleaning get my sheets white all the time. Especially the black sheets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 12 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: If they were any good at proposing solutions for businesses then surely the most obvious one would be to change their own name. I stopped using KKK Dry Cleaning for my duvet covers for the very same reason. 'Adolfs Cafe' in Golders Green didn't last long either. Pity, lovely bacon sarnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Trump defeated by ISIS! bollocks. Time to launch the Rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2017 The Scots are famous for battering and deep frying most things, mini pizzas, Mars bars, even chips. Well, I am pleased to report that a few moments ago a Glaswegian just battered a Muslim in Sheffield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 On 19/04/2017 at 3:56 PM, Eric Cuntman said: 'Adolfs Cafe' in Golders Green didn't last long either. Pity, lovely bacon sarnies. Indeed - and you don't hear much about 'AYDS' appetite suppressants and slimming foods these days do you? Funny thing that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 On 18/04/2017 at 7:28 PM, Neil said: I would like to play him at snooker,just like Carlin plays snooker in Scum with a sock Pot black my arse! I'd like someone to recreate the potting shed scene with him. Wake up Punkers - your country needs you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 43 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'd like someone to recreate the potting shed scene with him. Wake up Punkers - your country needs you! The PE teacher in that film was hilarious, "No punching in the face, no kicking in the goolies". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 On 19/04/2017 at 0:05 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Are you going out in a baize of glory? How do you make a snooker table laugh? Stick your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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