Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Papillon was not Alcatraz Was he a butterfly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Was he a butterfly? He was a bullshitting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: In the book Papillon, the convicts kept money in 'chargers' shoved up their arse. In the film, Dustin Hoffman kept his Spacktacles up there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the film, Dustin Hoffman kept his Spacktacles up there too. By all accounts Steve McQueen might have kept his cock up there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Great work WIZZ, you've managed to locate your Caps Lock. That's it? That all you've got? If you have to use caps lock for four simple letters, rather than the shift key, then you are a window licking spastic cunt with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Your new name is drooler, now fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: That's it? That all you've got? If you have to use caps lock for four simple letters, rather than the shift key, then you are a window licking spastic cunt with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Your new name is drooler, now fuck off! Drooler? Come to think of it, its not such a bad idea. After all, changing Your name to Cunt seemed to do you fine enough. That's all I've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 I think we should embrace naturism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, cuntspotter said: I think we should embrace naturism. Greetings Earthling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 On 20/04/2017 at 8:13 PM, cuntspotter said: I think we should embrace naturism. Only if they're fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Only if they're fit. They never are, they always have a cellulite paunch, bouncing around as they play volleyball, and beneath it, a triangular patch of jungle that would strike terror into the heart of Ray Mears, and the men all have narrow shoulders, sagging arses and small cocks. Strange really that the people who choose to be naked are the ones who nobody would wish to SEE naked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 On 20/04/2017 at 9:13 PM, cuntspotter said: I think we should embrace naturism. I am certainly not embracing your naturism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: They never are, they always have a cellulite paunch, bouncing around as they play volleyball, and beneath it, a triangular patch of jungle that would strike terror into the heart of Ray Mears, and the men all have narrow shoulders, sagging arses and small cocks. Strange really that the people who choose to be naked are the ones who nobody would wish to SEE naked. It's to stop doggers Eric. It must work as you never hear of any getting arrested for wanking in the bushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They never are, they always have a cellulite paunch, bouncing around as they play volleyball, and beneath it, a triangular patch of jungle that would strike terror into the heart of Ray Mears, and the men all have narrow shoulders, sagging arses and small cocks. Strange really that the people who choose to be naked are the ones who nobody would wish to SEE naked. I recall seeing an episode of Ray Mears Goes Walkabout in Australia, in which he referred to this as the 'Bush Tucker Challenge'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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