Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Not the PM for the next 5 years but the walnut faced hypocrite currently not in heaven or hell but rotting in the ground, her molecules being recycled for the billionth time. This cunt loved the poor only for their suffering as she believed it bought us closer to Jesus and was necessary, a gift from god indeed, to get to heaven. The countless millions donated did fuck all to help the poor get out of their hopeless lives and live with dignity and she was happy to show wealthy tourists these poor cunts dying in their only moment of happiness because someone was there for them. Breeding more catholic sheep was another of her evil edicts, luckily this won't work for punkers as he can't get pregnant with little brown babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: luckily this won't work for punkers as he can't get pregnant with little brown babies What about his worms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about his worms? I was referring to the regular injections of west African spunk up his tardis like arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 What about his Thai boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 After nearly seven minutes' deep research, I've found a picture of a young Mother Teresa that suggests she could have been quite fuckable for about five minutes in the mid 1930s, long before she became the parchment-faced and cross-eyed old piss-soaked sow we all knew. At some point, I'll wager she was a right dirty cow under the duvet, before God stole her shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rev said: After nearly seven minutes' deep research, I've found a picture of a young Mother Teresa that suggests she could have been quite fuckable for about five minutes in the mid 1930s, long before she became the parchment-faced and cross-eyed old piss-soaked sow we all knew. At some point, I'll wager she was a right dirty cow under the duvet, before God stole her shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: According to the Gospels, her fanny healed-up when The Lord tried to frig her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Rev said: After nearly seven minutes' deep research, I've found a picture of a young Mother Teresa that suggests she could have been quite fuckable for about five minutes in the mid 1930s, long before she became the parchment-faced and cross-eyed old piss-soaked sow we all knew. At some point, I'll wager she was a right dirty cow under the duvet, before God stole her shit. According to the Gospels, her fanny healed-up when The Lord tried to frig her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mother Teresa was a dreadful human being. She had some sort of weird fetish for the dying, and seemed to only feel good when surrounded by the suffering poor. Fuck only knows why people thought she was in any way saintly. I reckon it was because 1) she was a woman and 2) she was from a poor country. If I were to buy a rundown warehouse and round up all the street urchins and chavs from the surrounding area and let them all die slowly on mattresses strewn across the floor then I would be branded a nutcase and probably sent to prison. Mother Teresa's sainthood is basically due to a Kodak colour film promotion that got out of hand. Yet weird stupid people (mostly women, catholics and catholic women) insist that Teresa was a saint. Fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 What deeply offensive blasphemies about a great human being. She was a virgin, though whether anally remains a matter of debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Mother Teresa was a dreadful human being. She had some sort of weird fetish for the dying, and seemed to only feel good when surrounded by the suffering poor. Fuck only knows why people thought she was in any way saintly. I reckon it was because 1) she was a woman and 2) she was from a poor country. If I were to buy a rundown warehouse and round up all the street urchins and chavs from the surrounding area and let them all die slowly on mattresses strewn across the floor then I would be branded a nutcase and probably sent to prison. Mother Teresa's sainthood is basically due to a Kodak colour film promotion that got out of hand. Yet weird stupid people (mostly women, catholics and catholic women) insist that Teresa was a saint. Fucking idiots. She was a fucking hypocrite too, taking medication for a heart condition when she should has died screaming in horrendous pain. This death warehouse for chavs you speak of, are you running for a SMP? If so I'm moving to Berwick on tweed ASAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: What deeply offensive blasphemies about a great human being. She was a virgin, though whether anally remains a matter of debate. By all accounts she liked it Pope-Style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I think all Catholics should be made to suffer in, premature, death. The old burning at the stake is a medieval classic but I'd favour being ripped to pieces by salties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I can picture her with springs on her elbows and knees... The Four Sprung Technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: She was a fucking hypocrite too, taking medication for a heart condition when she should has died screaming in horrendous pain. This death warehouse for chavs you speak of, are you running for a SMP? If so I'm moving to Berwick on tweed ASAP SNP you mean? Never going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: I can picture her with springs on her elbows and knees... The Four Sprung Technique. You're on fire tonight ev, the medication obviously hasn't worn off yet since your last visit to the vets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: SNP you mean? Never going to happen. Scottish MP, no cunt here would admit to voting for wee jimmie. Neil admit to giving her one, mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: She was a fucking hypocrite too, taking medication for a heart condition when she should has died screaming in horrendous pain. This death warehouse for chavs you speak of, are you running for a SMP? If so I'm moving to Berwick on tweed ASAP Not to mention a filthy fucking lying cunt. She wasn't even a Christian in the last decade of her life. Her diaries are full of entries where she admits losing her faith. I bet Punkape would be devastated if he ever found out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Not to mention a filthy fucking lying cunt. She wasn't even a Christian in the last decade of her life. Her diaries are full of entries where she admits losing her faith. I bet Punkape would be devastated if he ever found out. Punkape would be devastated when he finds out mutha T was actually an Albanian not a sweet little bog trotter. Also being a woman excused her from the usual kiddie bumming antics but it was probably a smoke screen for "pilgrimages" to Calcutta by the chosen clergymen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: By all accounts she liked it Pope-Style. You mean with 3 choirboys? One for each hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Evil incarnate that only ever owned one.pair of knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Evil incarnate that only ever owned one.pair of knickers. I bet they were holey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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