Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Full of dextrophobics, Tel ain't had a fucking sniff in weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 People lacking my natural charm and charisma may well have to join this e-cattlemarket. I heard Spunkers uses a picture of Liz Hurley to attract the more discerning type of sexual predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said: Full of dextrophobics, Tel ain't had a fucking sniff in weeks. You're new.......and boring. Kindly expand upon what you are saying and how it relates to the title. Perhaps you have tertiary AIDS and your thinking is awry.If so excellent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 (edited) Terence, can I suggest you obtain some chlorine crystals and try dissolving them in bleach. have a good sniff of the vapours from this instead. Edited April 19, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps another newbie shit nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Terence, can I suggest you obtain some chlorine crystals and try dissolving them in bleach. have a good sniff of the vapours from this instead. That is the way to go with this saddo Droopy. I have an English cousin called Terry, and my wife has a cat called Tibbs, both are cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said: Full of dextrophobics, Tel ain't had a fucking sniff in weeks. Dextrophobia, I had to look that up. FYI, whilst the nom is lacking in detail, don't pay too much attention to the criticisms, one is from the house gimp, the other two are at the stage of life where virility is but a distant memory and are unable to take advantage of all that Tinder has to offer... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said: Full of dextrophobics, Tel ain't had a fucking sniff in weeks. Probably the stench of desperation off ya terry baby ..lynx Africa and onions. .women arent stupid ya know Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Sold my tinder box on eBay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: . .women arent stupid ya know Panzerknacker Compared to you, Jade Goody would have showcased all the traits of an Oxbridge graduate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Dextrophobia, I had to look that up. FYI, whilst the nom is lacking in detail, don't pay too much attention to the criticisms, one is from the house gimp, the other two are at the stage of life where virility is but a distant memory and are unable to take advantage of all that Tinder has to offer... Ooo..and the roopinator smites all around with the warhammer of truth ..some good warhammering there.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Wolfie said: Compared to you, Jade Goody would have showcased all the traits of an Oxbridge graduate. As she is now she's still ahead of o you in everything wuggy baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Tinder is for desperados that lack the intelligence or social skills to partake in conversation with the opposite sex. Fuck off. ps. fancy a shag Roops?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: women arent stupid ya know Panzerknacker I've got a head shaped like Kris Akabusi and a Brown Ford Capri, if they ain't swiping right then they're thick as shite. Much love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Tinder is for desperados that lack the intelligence or social skills to partake in conversation with the opposite sex. I don't want to know about their day, I just want a picture of their tits. In return they're guaranteed a steak dinner, three fingers in the back of the Capri, and a blue peter badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 13 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: I've got a head shaped like Kris Akabusi and a Brown Ford Capri, if they ain't swiping right then they're thick as shite. Much love. Mm..as a tagline on your tinder profile I fail to see an issue with it..maybe you're too choosy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: I don't want to know about their day, I just want a picture of their tits. In return they're guaranteed a steak dinner, three fingers in the back of the Capri, and a blue peter badge. How could any reasonable woman resist such an offer Terry. But it appears they do. Not everyone likes steak, I suppose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: As she is now she's still ahead of o you in everything wuggy baby Panzerknacker How's the running going, Pansy baby? I did wonder: with boozing at the expense of taxpayers in mind, consistent use of Viagra, and especially your age, how come you've not done me a favour and died of a heart attack? Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 14 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said: I don't want to know about their day, I just want a picture of their tits. In return they're guaranteed a steak dinner, three fingers in the back of the Capri, and a blue peter badge. I'll take the Capri off your hands for 50 grand, make that 10 grand. I tell you wot, a fiver final offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How's the running going, Pansy baby? I did wonder: with boozing at the expense of taxpayers in mind, consistent use of Viagra, and especially your age, how come you've not done me a favour and died of a heart attack? Thanks. Running and cycling's goin well wuggy baby ..as for the blue pill..run n cycle and you'll never need one. .infact you'll not know where to even get one ..fun fact though. .chaps like you fill boxes quicker than chaps like me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Running and cycling's goin well wuggy baby ..as for the blue pill..run n cycle and you'll never need one. .infact you'll not know where to even get one ..fun fact though. .chaps like you fill boxes quicker than chaps like me Panzerknacker For once, and just this once, I concur with you. I've never had the need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: For once, and just this once, I concur with you. I've never had the need. Long may it continue wuggy baby. .eat shite..feel shite. .look shite. .and pain is weakness leaving the body..must roll now..meeting the bro for lunch in the city. .pedals away.. Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 50 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: ps. fancy a shag Roops?? Sure, sliding off my chair thinking about it. Seriously though, I'm not sure your heart can take the strain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said: Full of dextrophobics, Tel ain't had a fucking sniff in weeks. I thought grindr was more your ball bag? 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Sure, sliding off my chair thinking about it. Seriously though, I'm not sure your heart can take the strain. Roops, there's something wrong with that picture, there's a big black box on it, unless..... Anyway, the other pic is much more interesting, post that one up and Drew will be finished.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said: Full of dextrophobics, Tel ain't had a fucking sniff in weeks. Victorian stone fireplace: talk to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Terry Tibbs Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Sure, sliding off my chair thinking about it. Seriously though, I'm not sure your heart can take the strain. Beautiful. Fuck Tinder, I've got a lovely little xr3 in the showroom. Only 25 previous owners, minimal blood stains, and leopard print interior. Fancy a day trip to Margate and a promise not to leave you dead in a hedgerow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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