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If a quick stop-off in their motorway services is anything to go by, these ghastly things are all the fucking rage in Telford; which also appears to be the answer to that oft-asked question: "What the fuck happened to all the bearded ladies in circus troupes?"

Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort.

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, nocti said:

If a quick stop-off in their motorway services is anything to go by, these ghastly things are all the fucking rage in Telford; which also appears to be the answer to that oft-asked question: "What the fuck happened to all the bearded ladies in circus troupes?"

Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort.

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It begs an answer though, is that truly her gash or a camel toe?   Can you rush back to Telford please to make further enquiries. 

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, nocti said:

If a quick stop-off in their motorway services is anything to go by, these ghastly things are all the fucking rage in Telford; which also appears to be the answer to that oft-asked question: "What the fuck happened to all the bearded ladies in circus troupes?"

Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort.

carol-vorderman-252943.jpg

... as for Carol Vulgarwart, I can't quite put my finger on it, but.... Oh shit. 

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Guest Terry Tibbs
2 hours ago, nocti said:

 

Here's one modeled by strangely fuckable banshee, Carol Voldemort.

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Her fanny's like a fucking Golem.

If I brought her back home to old mother Tibbs in Golders Green, she'd tell me "Terry, remember your Torah, thou shalt not eateth of the cloven hooved beast". 

I might wear a silly little fucking hat and have half a cock, but I ain't going anywhere near that cobwebbed cavern until it's kosher.

Feel free to dig it out of its grave, Terry's giving this one a pass.

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12 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Imagine if one evening you said to you said to your wife/kidnap victim:

"Fancy hitting the sack?"

and they proceeded to smash your balls to a pulp with a baseball bat.

Or even worse, they thought you said "fancy hitting the spack" and then proceeded to cave your silly head in, Ratters?

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

And a few cunts who are athletes:

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No one told me this was possible. Now the missus can carry 3 bags of shopping back from the supermarket so I don't have to pick the lazy cow up in the car.

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Guest 'eavensabove
2 minutes ago, deebom said:

Carol Vordaman scares me. How the fuck does she do it? She must be beholden to some strange gods.

She beholdeth to Carl Gauss.

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Guest 'eavensabove
35 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

No one told me this was possible. Now the missus can carry 3 bags of shopping back from the supermarket so I don't have to pick the lazy cow up in the car.

Why bother? Shopping need not still put you out.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
16 hours ago, Terry Tibbs said:

Her fanny's like a fucking Golem.

If I brought her back home to old mother Tibbs in Golders Green, she'd tell me "Terry, remember your Torah, thou shalt not eateth of the cloven hooved beast". 

I might wear a silly little fucking hat and have half a cock, but I ain't going anywhere near that cobwebbed cavern until it's kosher.

Feel free to dig it out of its grave, Terry's giving this one a pass.

hela aun bagrisn tsu di vinkl.

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Guest 'eavensabove
9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

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I may get myself a few of these as toast racks for xmas gifts.

Do they only supply the CTC 0069-666 single-slit model, or can order a six-flapped deluxe? 

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