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More Paris attacks by Islamists


Earl of Punkape

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3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Another Islamic nutter shot after killing and wounding several French Police officers.

Oh well....more votes for Marine le Penne. 

If she is 50/50 in the polls, in reality she will walk it, same as Brexit, no one wanted to admit to voting Brexit in the polls, but voted that way in private. The end of the EU in sight

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Just now, Eddie said:

If she is 50/50 in the polls, in reality she will walk it, same as Brexit, no one wanted to admit to voting Brexit in the polls but voted that way in private.

Socialist Europe will slowly fall apart whilst we do international trade deals. 

Scotland can then apply for independence then twin itself with Turkey or Albania.

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Guest Terry Tibbs
10 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Socialist Europe will slowly fall apart whilst we do international trade deals. 

Terry will do you a deal right now. I've got a twenty year old Nissan Micra, multiple rust erosions (glory holes) and a set of pink furry dice. The handbrake smells tantalisingly of shit due to its previous owners sexual proclivities, and I'll throw in a knock off VHS copy of Smokey and The Arse-Bandit.

Do we have a deal?

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2 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said:

Terry will do you a deal right now. I've got a twenty year old Nissan Micra, multiple rust erosions (glory holes) and a set of pink furry dice. The handbrake smells tantalisingly of shit due to its previous owners sexual proclivities, and I'll throw in a knock off VHS copy of Smokey and The Arse-Bandit.

Do we have a deal?

Great work Quincy, sorry Terrence 

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1 hour ago, Terry Tibbs said:

Terry will do you a deal right now. I've got a twenty year old Nissan Micra, multiple rust erosions (glory holes) and a set of pink furry dice. The handbrake smells tantalisingly of shit due to its previous owners sexual proclivities, and I'll throw in a knock off VHS copy of Smokey and The Arse-Bandit.

Do we have a deal?

He's already got one.

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9 hours ago, Eddie said:

If she is 50/50 in the polls, in reality she will walk it, same as Brexit, no one wanted to admit to voting Brexit in the polls, but voted that way in private. The end of the EU in sight

It needs to collapse before we commit ourselves to paying them a shit load. Get out of jail free card.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

So let me just get this right.

Some more French people have been killed, correct?

I don't see this as a problem and certainly not a cunt. 

Fin.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

I hope not Edward, I am sure that it is the U.K's contribution that has been funding my French State pension. I have always found it useful for dining out, petrol for the cars etc. If it ends I will have to dip into my private investments, you understand.

you should be more concerned with the massive tax hikes coming your way aimed at foreigners with holiday homes. 

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3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

you should be more concerned with the massive tax hikes coming your way aimed at foreigners with holiday homes. 

Holiday home? I live here full time  Edward. In fact the very maison that I sit in now has been in my family for 198 years.  If anything, I hope that the next government slaps a mighty tax on U.K caravanners coming over here and cluttering up our roads.  The revenue raised could support my pension, and it would encourage oiks like Ape and Ding to holiday in Clacton.

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11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Holiday home? I live here full time  Edward. In fact the very maison that I sit in now has been in my family for 198 years.  If anything, I hope that the next government slaps a mighty tax on U.K caravanners coming over here and cluttering up our roads.  The revenue raised could support my pension, and it would encourage oiks like Ape and Ding to holiday in Clacton.

Ape will use Pontins or Butlins for his "Vacanses".......Ding will be scraped of a pavement in Hastings.

 

lol.

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26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Holiday home? I live here full time  Edward. In fact the very maison that I sit in now has been in my family for 198 years.  If anything, I hope that the next government slaps a mighty tax on U.K caravanners coming over here and cluttering up our roads.  The revenue raised could support my pension, and it would encourage oiks like Ape and Ding to holiday in Clacton.

@Punkape holidays at that caravan site at Talacre

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Guest Lady Penelope
7 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Talacre ? Where the fuck is that ? Belgium ?

When I go to France it's usually the South as I have friends in Juan les Pins and Cap D'Antibes.

Talacre is near Prestatyn in North Wales  you fat oaf.

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

 

When I go to France it's usually the South as I have friends in Juan les Pins and Cap D'Antibes.

Something didn't ring true about this post then I realised what it was.

You used the word 'friends'

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Guest Lady Penelope
12 minutes ago, Manky said:

Something didn't ring true about this post then I realised what it was.

You used the word 'friends'

He did once have friends in high places .. they were rioting on the roof of Strangeways Prison.

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Guest Snatch
8 hours ago, Punkape said:

Ape will use Pontins or Butlins for his "Vacanses".......Ding will be scraped of a pavement in Hastings.

 

lol.

Vacanses? It's spelt Vacancies you herpes ridden cock taster.

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