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The Five Second Rule.


Guest 'eavensabove

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On 25/04/2017 at 10:28 AM, 'eavensabove said:

Some of the brains on here wont give this nom 5 seconds, but then again they'd eat anything...

The five second rule, suggests that if you drop your food upon the floor, so long as you pick it up within 5 seconds then it is still perfectly safe to eat... Errrrm.

Sure, if you drop your Hobnob on your lounge carpet then its obviously destined for the bin, but I ask you, surely half a Scotch Egg, dropped cut-face down on the floor of a shopping centre for example, would still be digestible the following day?

Don't talk fucking stupid..... it's a 3 second rule.

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16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Don't talk fucking stupid..... it's a 3 second rule.

No, where Eavans lives, over 5 seconds and some other cunt's nicked it...

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2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

No, where Eavans lives, over 5 seconds and some other cunt's nicked it...

Exactly. As to why I never encourage pigeons whilst I'm eating. 

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