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Guest 'eavensabove
10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It's burning on a Viking long boat for me I'm afraid.  It's the only way to go out to Valhalla. 

Either that.....or put out with the green bin

I take it that you're not-up for a Pyramid then?

Mummification is also a presentable option, and would guarantee you a place in The Valley of The Cunts.   

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Guest DingTheRioja
17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It's burning on a Viking long boat for me I'm afraid.  It's the only way to go out to Valhalla. 

Either that.....or put out with the green bin

Oi cunt, I'm the only Viking in this village..!

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was just getting used to the idea of you being a Swedish pop star named Gunther who makes Lezza videos.

Depends which wig I'm wearing...

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14 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Oi cunt, I'm the only Viking in this village..!

Green wheely bin it is then......on a Tuesday.   Send flowers.

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20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

I take it that you're not-up for a Pyramid then?

Mummification is also a presentable option, and would guarantee you a place in The Valley of The Cunts.   

I was wondering where that conversation was going....   the last time some one asked me if I was up for a pyramid,  I ended up high fiving  a guy whilst I was hanging out the back of his Mrs whilst he was feeding her his cock.

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2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I was wondering where that conversation was going....   the last time some one asked me if I was up for a pyramid,  I ended up high fiving  a guy whilst I was hanging out the back of his Mrs whilst he was feeding her his cock.

out of allotments.

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