Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Seasonal vegetables are available throughout the year in different forms at various outlets. Fresh veg is essential for a proper diet with superior amino acids,vitamins and roughage.Frozen vegetables lack all these things as well as tasting of fuck all. They are widely bought by stupid, lazy cunts. All fresh vegetables that could be used for depraved purposes (aubergines,courgettes, squash, cucumber) should be chopped up in front of the customer after payment. A detailed questionnaire on sexual activity should be completed at all grocery stores before admission. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Seasonal vegetables are available throughout the year in different forms at various outlets. Fresh veg is essential for a proper diet with superior amino acids,vitamins and roughage.Frozen vegetables lack all these things as well as tasting of fuck all. They are widely bought by stupid, lazy cunts. All fresh vegetables that could be used for depraved purposes ( aubergines courgettes, squash, cucumber ) should be chopped up in front of the customer after payment. A detailed questionnaire on sexual activity should be completed at all grocery stores before admission. I'm sure you can find use of a few whole frozen cucumbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: I'm sure you can find use of a few whole frozen cucumbers. I'm certain you're cretinous enough to freeze them. Twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: I'm sure you can find use of a few whole frozen cucumbers. He's going to call you a pervert, any minute now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 What about fruit? It must bring you great joy punky, the fact that bananas can't be frozen. Oh the glorious anticipation of that creamy yellow flesh as you slowly peel back the one, two, three, four skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Seasonal vegetables are available throughout the year in different forms at various outlets. Fresh veg is essential for a proper diet with superior amino acids,vitamins and roughage.Frozen vegetables lack all these things as well as tasting of fuck all. They are widely bought by stupid, lazy cunts. All fresh vegetables that could be used for depraved purposes (aubergines,courgettes, squash, cucumber) should be chopped up in front of the customer after payment. A detailed questionnaire on sexual activity should be completed at all grocery stores before admission. Aubergines and courgettes work particularly well with French dishes, Punkers. Have you tried them with Coq au vin, for a classic meat-and-two-veg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 I bet that your "plums" have been frozen @Punkape lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Fuck me dead, Punkers made me laugh. There's a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm certain you're cretinous enough to freeze them. Twat. Its time you stopped sp(r)outing this nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 I bow to your superior knowledge of all things agricultural and horticultural punkers baby..but some of us lesser beings through circumstances not in our control have to make do with the sad frozen offerings to be had in the freezer cabinet. ..I do my best with what I have dammit all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I bow to your superior knowledge of all things agricultural and horticultural punkers baby..but some of us lesser beings through circumstances not in our control have to make do with the sad frozen offerings to be had in the freezer cabinet. ..I do my best with what I have dammit all Panzerknacker More pointless banality from our resident waste of time there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, southerncunt said: More pointless banality from our resident waste of time there. Nobody has a pistol stuck in your ear forcing you to be here so you could just fuck off back to staring at the crack in the wall sudz baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 4 hours ago, southerncunt said: Fuck me dead, Punkers made me laugh. There's a like. Careful SC, he'll be taking that as an invite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Careful SC, he'll be taking that as an invite! Note that @Punkape has said nothing about frozen meat or plums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its time you stopped sp(r)outing this nonsense. I think you should get your coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think you should get your coat Out out shortly, catch you all as and when. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: What about fruit? It must bring you great joy punky, the fact that bananas can't be frozen. Oh the glorious anticipation of that creamy yellow flesh as you slowly peel back the one, two, three, four skin. ♫♪ My one skin is under my two skin ♫♪ ♫♪ My two skin is under my three ♫♪ ♫♪ My three skin is under my four skin ♫♪ ♫♪ So pull back my fourskin for me!! ♫♪ 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Seasonal vegetables are available throughout the year in different forms at various outlets. Fresh veg is essential for a proper diet with superior amino acids,vitamins and roughage.Frozen vegetables lack all these things as well as tasting of fuck all. They are widely bought by stupid, lazy cunts. All fresh vegetables that could be used for depraved purposes (aubergines,courgettes, squash, cucumber) should be chopped up in front of the customer after payment. A detailed questionnaire on sexual activity should be completed at all grocery stores before admission. Technically, some frozen veg are better than their fresh counterparts since certain ones lose nutrients as soon as picked, those that are frozen in the field within minutes are better than you stealing them the next day. Also, you're supposed to defrost them before inserting them in your mouth, or anywhere else for that matter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: Aubergines and courgettes work particularly well with French dishes, Punkers. Have you tried them with Coq au vin, for a classic meat-and-two-veg? I don't know if this helps, but comrade Noakes has got a Renault van. So if you are looking for a cock in a van, you won't do better than Alfie...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 What about tinned veg you fucking homo? The title of your nom leads me to expect it's just frozen veg or should you have titled your nom 'Folk who don't eat fresh veg' ? You fucking simpleton, gay, fucktard. Lol. Lol. Fucking lol. Queerboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 28 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What about tinned veg you fucking homo? The title of your nom leads me to expect it's just frozen veg or should you have titled your nom 'Folk who don't eat fresh veg' ? You fucking simpleton, gay, fucktard. Lol. Lol. Fucking lol. Queerboy. Fuck off and dine with Ape, he uses Tesco own brand tin veg, opening them with a very sharp tin opener. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off and dine with Ape, he uses Tesco own brand tin veg, opening them with a very sharp tin opener. lol Ape will be at the food bank tonight hoping for a tin of Spam. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape will be at the food bank tonight hoping for a tin of Spam. lol. That's it punkers smite that Cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape will be at the food bank tonight hoping for a tin of Spam. lol. Yes it paints a pretty picture, Droopy sitting there with a plate of mixed veg, salivating in anticipation, and Ape at the head of the table, standing under his chef's hat, carving the spam with a very sharp knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Yes it paints a pretty picture, Droopy sitting there with a plate of mixed veg, salivating in anticipation, and Ape at the head of the table, standing under his chef's hat, carving the spam with a very sharp knife He'll be round at Noakes afterwards for a good "courgetting". lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 10 hours ago, nobgobbler said: What about fruit? It must bring you great joy punky, the fact that bananas can't be frozen. Oh the glorious anticipation of that creamy yellow flesh as you slowly peel back the one, two, three, four skin. Sometimes he doesn't bother with all that foreplay and just shoves it straight up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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