Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 55 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Sometimes in life you are presented with one of three choices: Mrs McCann. Mrs McCan't. Mrs McShouldn't. Only one of them has an encyclopedic knowledge of cut-price cocktail bars in the Algarve, but which one will you choose? I miss the time that everybody was trying to blame poor dead George Harrison for snatching "our Maddie". They must have put something in her bedtime milk if she managed to sleep through While My Guitar Gently Weeps and the whole second side of the Gone Troppo album (actually that one puts me to sleep and all). The greatest lie ever told in rock and roll is that George Harrison played the guitar track on 'While my guitar gently weeps', he couldn't get it quite right and they got Eric Clapton to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The greatest lie ever told in rock and roll is that George Harrison played the guitar track on 'While my guitar gently weeps', he couldn't get it quite right and they got Eric Clapton to do it. Couldn't Lennon play it either then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: Couldn't Lennon play it either then? No, so the story goes. Out of all of them McCartney was the most accomplished musician all round and used to play the drums for studio recordings, which was almost revealed during an interview in the USA when Lennon was asked "is Ringo the best drummer in the world?", and replied, "He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 19 minutes ago, Snatch said: Couldn't Lennon play it either then? Anyway, I think they all had a go at it, couldn't quite achieve the sound they were looking for and Clapton had the right touch when it came to bending the strings and achieving the haunting notes they were attempting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well I'm not going to speculate either but what I will say is, I bet Kate would suck my balls drier than an English winter and I bet she's taken a cheesy phlegm deposit up the brown tunnel on more than one occasion. You silver tongued devil. With such beautiful use of the English language the birds knickers must fly off when you open yer mouth. I am, however, struggling with the concept of a cheesy phlegm deposit. Maybe something this could help with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Kate McCann does err on the right side of hot. But I probably wouldn't, because I'd want to make it out alive. I certainly wouldn't allow myself to get super-drunk in her presence or let her tie me up. Wanking is safer. In fact, I can't recall anyone has ever died from wanking, and Pansy is living proof of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Kate McCann does err on the right side of hot. But I probably wouldn't, because I'd want to make it out alive. I certainly wouldn't allow myself to get super-drunk in her presence or let her tie me up. Wanking is safer. In fact, I can't recall anyone has ever died from wanking, and Pansy is living proof of this. You can't even get a bit of hand. .and you've two of the fuckers. ..probably Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 On 03/05/2017 at 6:14 PM, Roadkill said: She seems like a bit of a miserable cunt to me. On 03/05/2017 at 7:52 PM, Neil said: I think shes got good reason to be dont you?...I dont think me slapping my dick round her chops after i've given her one up the wrong 'un will cheer her up much either As a gentleman, one might hope you'd chivalrously wipe your cock on her knickers beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 She doesn't wear knickers,I believe it runs in the family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 On 08/05/2017 at 9:22 AM, colonelkurtz said: Articulate middle class professionals ,friends in high[ish] places,marginally photogenic ... go figure. Smashable, worth ploughing, alluring, horny bitch......sells good copy. is she doing strictly next season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Smashable, worth ploughing, alluring, horny bitch......sells good copy. is she doing strictly next season? You can bet she's on the producers wish list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Smashable, worth ploughing, alluring, horny bitch......sells good copy. is she doing strictly next season? First is celebrity big brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, Snatch said: First is celebrity big brother. That's after hosting " have I got news for you " of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 On 5/3/2017 at 7:52 PM, Neil said: I think shes got good reason to be dont you?...I dont think me slapping my dick round her chops after i've given her one up the wrong 'un will cheer her up much either Your gallantry echoes that of a dying breed. Unselfishly, you'd probably offer your chest if there was no toilet about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Haven't old bill wangled another 300k from the home office to keep this going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Haven't old bill wangled another 300k from the home office to keep this going? To be honest with you, I feel a little guilty about castigating her for all these years. In my defence, I struggled to put myself in her shoes as I'd never been through the trauma of losing something as dear to me as a child. Now that I have suffered the traumatic loss of 184 likes though, I can finally appreciate her agony. The Portuguese police and Proper have both got a lot to answer for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be honest with you, I feel a little guilty about castigating her for all these years. In my defence, I struggled to put myself in her shoes as I'd never been through the trauma of losing something as dear to me as a child. Now that I have suffered the traumatic loss of 184 likes though, I can finally appreciate her agony. The Portuguese police and Proper have both got a lot to answer for. My condolences on your sad loss Mr Decimus, Words are meaningless in a situation like this but believe me when I tell you that time will heal the pain that you feel so keenly now, There will be other "likes" and although they will never replace those that were lost,, life must go on. Most important of all, you must forget feelings of revenge or the urge to lash out, forgive those who know no better and prove the better man. Chin up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be honest with you, I feel a little guilty about castigating her for all these years. In my defence, I struggled to put myself in her shoes as I'd never been through the trauma of losing something as dear to me as a child. Now that I have suffered the traumatic loss of 184 likes though, I can finally appreciate her agony. The Portuguese police and Proper have both got a lot to answer for. I'm beginning to understand what you're going through. It occurred to me a short while ago that I used to get between 18 to 25 likes per month from Ding. If he had still been here I would be up around the 50% mark, rather than languishing at 43.5%. The fucking selfish northern fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 19 minutes ago, luke swarm said: My condolences on your sad loss Mr Decimus, Words are meaningless in a situation like this but believe me when I tell you that time will heal the pain that you feel so keenly now, There will be other "likes" and although they will never replace those that were lost,, life must go on. Most important of all, you must forget feelings of revenge or the urge to lash out, forgive those who know no better and prove the better man. Chin up. Load of bollocks. Decimus should hunt down Proper and kick the fucking shit out of him. Then cut off Roop's bollocks, and sew them onto Rick. Spotter lives in Wales, so is suffering enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Load of bollocks. Decimus should hunt down Proper and kick the fucking shit out of him. Then cut off Roop's bollocks, and sew them onto Rick. Spotter lives in Wales, so is suffering enough. quiet you, Decimus needs to deal with his loss and only prayer and reflection will help ease the pain......let the man grieve for gods sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, luke swarm said: quiet you, Decimus needs to deal with his loss and only prayer and reflection will help ease the pain......let the man grieve for gods sake. Well surely Punkers is the man who should be consoling him then. Not a fucking £1 shop oik like you. Strimmer line indeed. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Well surely Punkers is the man who should be consoling him then. Not a fucking £1 shop oik like you. Strimmer line indeed. Fuck off You disappoint me Scrotes.........It pains me to see you slowly morphing into some sort of third rate Pinkape caricature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 On 08/05/2017 at 9:41 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Sometimes in life you are presented with one of three choices: Mrs McCann. Mrs McCan't. Mrs McShouldn't. Only one of them has an encyclopedic knowledge of cut-price cocktail bars in the Algarve, but which one will you choose? I miss the time that everybody was trying to blame poor dead George Harrison for snatching "our Maddie". They must have put something in her bedtime milk if she managed to sleep through While My Guitar Gently Weeps and the whole second side of the Gone Troppo album (actually that one puts me to sleep and all). Does he shop at Tesco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Load of bollocks. Decimus should hunt down Proper and kick the fucking shit out of him. Then cut off Roop's bollocks, and sew them onto Rick. Spotter lives in Wales, so is suffering enough. I'd pay to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd pay to see that. A bunch of homos slapping each other? Try watching a prem league game of football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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