Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 This really grips my shit, and now I will not answer any call unless I can see who it's from. Unscrupulous sales wankers and cold callers hide behind the ability to not be identified, and I believe it should be made illegal for any business to withhold its number. And any friends or family that actively withhold their number, well they can fuck right off, the stupid cunts. To them, I will never be in. Fuck off. ps this obviously doesn't apply to Punkys inter-cardboard box tin can and string phone system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 When shopping " Do you have an email address ?" ..." Yes thanks " , walks away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 I answer them and just guff away to them they end up telling you all manner of things and I usually end up convincing them they are wasting their lives doing that soul destroying job and to run more and never turn your back on pasta Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: When shopping " Do you have an email address ?" ..." Yes thanks " , walks away I do that, they ask if you have a mobile number and an email address and I just say yes, if they ask Can I have it, they just get a simple "No"... they don't know what to say next so always just pack your stuff in a bag and give you the have a nice day.... I've seen assistants stare at me right out the door and down the street, annoys the fuck out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 23 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I answer them and just guff away to them they end up telling you all manner of things and I usually end up convincing them they are wasting their lives doing that soul destroying job and to run more and never turn your back on pasta Panzerknacker I imagine there's a large number of telesales people who topped themselves shortly after you answered their calls. Those that didn't take such drastic measures just walk around shouting random shit about stargazer lilies and bike tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I do that, they ask if you have a mobile number and an email address and I just say yes, if they ask Can I have it, they just get a simple "No"... they don't know what to say next so always just pack your stuff in a bag and give you the have a nice day.... I've seen assistants stare at me right out the door and down the street, annoys the fuck out of them. I've had that as well. When I ask them why they need my number I get "just in case we need to call you". When I ask why they would need to call me they say "Er... We may need to". Yeah fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: This really grips my shit, and now I will not answer any call unless I can see who it's from. Unscrupulous sales wankers and cold callers hide behind the ability to not be identified, and I believe it should be made illegal for any business to withhold its number. And any friends or family that actively withhold their number, well they can fuck right off, the stupid cunts. To them, I will never be in. Fuck off. ps this obviously doesn't apply to Punkys inter-cardboard box tin can and string phone system. You should answer all withheld numbers and tell them you have full blown AIDS and that you would like to infect them too.......Then ask for their address. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 49 minutes ago, Ape said: I imagine there's a large number of telesales people who topped themselves shortly after you answered their calls. Those that didn't take such drastic measures just walk around shouting random shit about stargazer lilies and bike tyres. Well it's a win win then wouldn't you say old boy. .one less to be bothering you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 I always withold my number. Not everyone is overjoyed to hear my heavy breathing practice at 3 in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You should answer all withheld numbers and tell them you have full blown AIDS and that you would like to infect them too.......Then ask for their address. And if I'd told them my name was Punkape, they'd have fucking well believed me too. Even cunts in Indian call centres know what a raving shit stabber you are. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 59 minutes ago, Ape said: And if I'd told them my name was Punkape, they'd have fucking well believed me too. Even cunts in Indian call centres know what a raving shit stabber you are. Fuck off. You mean the Indian call centre staff who all have names like, David, Peter, James, Kevin, and other traditional Indian names, at least if the cunts introduced themselves as Rajiv or Prakesh, you wouldn't immediately know that they had begun the conversation with a blatant lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You mean the Indian call centre staff who all have names like, David, Peter, James, Kevin, and other traditional Indian names, at least if the cunts introduced themselves as Rajiv or Prakesh, you wouldn't immediately know that they had begun the conversation with a blatant lie. I tell them my name is Oswald Mosely and that they should fuck off home. As they're already there, the poor fucks interpret this as an instruction to leave work and go home. For this they are sacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: I tell them my name is Oswald Mosely and that they should fuck off home. As they're already there, the poor fucks interpret this as an instruction to leave work and go home. For this they are sacked. I just pretend that they've got through to the speaking clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I tell them my name is Oswald Mosely and that they should fuck off home. As they're already there, the poor fucks interpret this as an instruction to leave work and go home. For this they are sacked. Enoch Powell would be an excellent choice for your next avatar Ratty. I don't think you'd get away with Mosely as lesbians don't look good in black shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Enoch Powell would be an excellent choice for your next avatar Ratty. I don't think you'd get away with Mosely as lesbians don't look good in black shirts. I make you right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I just pretend that they've got through to the speaking clock. And with the removal of the letter l, that's exactly what they'd be doing. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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