Jake The Muss Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 On 5/17/2017 at 2:43 AM, Panzerknacker said: Hey flidzer. .who ya bashing this week.. Panzerknacker Not bashing anyone Knackers, but slaughtering...well you know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 10 hours ago, Fender777 said: Not bashing anyone Knackers, but slaughtering...well you know the rest. I'm about to slaughter a bowl of alpen. ..I'm a cereal killer Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm about to slaughter a bowl of alpen. ..I'm a cereal killer Panzerknacker Remember to run the gas pipe through your milk before pouring on please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Remember to run the gas pipe through your milk before pouring on please. Milk?...you fat chav cunt..natural yoghurt is the way forward Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Milk?...you fat chav cunt..natural yoghurt is the way forward Panzerknacker Alpen? You fucking homo, and that's not yoghurt either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Alpen? You fucking homo, and that's not yoghurt either. Fuk off you tube fed up the arse wreck Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk off you tube fed up the arse wreck Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 47 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Dingtube. .... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dingtube. .... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 10/05/2017 at 3:04 PM, Wolfie said: I've just gotten back from suffering one of these smarmy, bullshitting, pointy shoe-wearing bumcloths – complete with clean BMW and fake smile. Having been in his company for a few minutes, I wasn't surprised to discover my suspicions of him being an enormous wanker were confirmed. Not only did he rudely keep checking his phone while I was trying to talk with him, I noticed there were numerous kids' bikes and toys and a trampoline in the garden next door, as well as lots of building materials, so I said, 'It's going to be pretty noisy here on a warm weekend', and he replied, 'Obviously the house next door is residential and is occupied by people with children who are having an extension.' Oh for fuck's sake. If you happen to be an estate agent, please know I despise you with every cell in my body, and if I could get away with it, I'd have you murdered immediately in the most violent and painful way possible. Estate agents helped me sell my house for the asking price. She was also very attractive and friendly. If I was 20 years younger I would have liked to have asked her out on a date, taken her to my favourite Pizza Hut then dropped my hand and bothered her, hopefully ending up with me performing anal sex on her pert ass. It's a shame life passes you by and you get old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Estate agents helped me sell my house for the asking price. She was also very attractive and friendly. If I was 20 years younger I would have liked to have asked her out on a date, taken her to my favourite Pizza Hut then dropped my hand and bothered her, hopefully ending up with me performing anal sex on her pert ass. It's a shame life passes you by and you get old. This is actually quite funny. Your time in the cooler has made you a better human being. Keep up the good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Estate agents helped me sell my house for the asking price. She was also very attractive and friendly. If I was 20 years younger I would have liked to have asked her out on a date, taken her to my favourite Pizza Hut then dropped my hand and bothered her, hopefully ending up with me performing anal sex on her pert ass. It's a shame life passes you by and you get old. "bothered" her - mc , what a gent. The one we used had the regulation speck of broccolli in front teeth , wore shit topman suit , had sweaty palms , and enough hair gel to lube a Perkins 403-D15 . He got us a good deal mind and never mentioned the patio upgrade to the new occupants of the last place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Estate agents helped me sell my house for the asking price. She was also very attractive and friendly. If I was 20 years younger I would have liked to have asked her out on a date, taken her to my favourite Pizza Hut then dropped my hand and bothered her, hopefully ending up with me performing anal sex on her pert ass. It's a shame life passes you by and you get old. As opposed to 'performing anal sex' on another part of her anatomy, MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Estate agents helped me sell my house for the asking price. She was also very attractive and friendly. If I was 20 years younger I would have liked to have asked her out on a date, taken her to my favourite Pizza Hut then dropped my hand and bothered her, hopefully ending up with me performing anal sex on her pert ass. It's a shame life passes you by and you get old. I can see that living in Penge, has its advantages, however where I am based in Ashby de la Zouch, every Estate Agent has beard growth, eats Falafel and are sexually turned-on by goats. And that's just the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Estate agents helped me sell my house for the asking price. She was also very attractive and friendly. If I was 20 years younger I would have liked to have asked her out on a date, taken her to my favourite Pizza Hut then dropped my hand and bothered her, hopefully ending up with me performing anal sex on her pert ass. It's a shame life passes you by and you get old. I am also old (ish), and my Agent Immobilier , a young man of about 35, has successfully sold my farm, two houses, and a carp lake enterprise, for me over the last 15 months. His fees are considerably more than a U.K agent, but he did all the legal paperwork etc etc, leaving me to drink fine wine and go fishing. He is also an avid lover of geese. Top man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am also old (ish), and my Agent Immobilier , a young man of about 35, has successfully sold my farm, two houses, and a carp lake enterprise, for me over the last 15 months. His fees are considerably more than a U.K agent, but he did all the legal paperwork etc etc, leaving me to drink fine wine and go fishing. He is also an avid lover of geese. Top man. If I'd known you had a lake, I'd have personally introduced a shoal a Pike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 6 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: "bothered" her - mc , what a gent. The one we used had the regulation speck of broccolli in front teeth , wore shit topman suit , had sweaty palms , and enough hair gel to lube a Perkins 403-D15 . He got us a good deal mind and never mentioned the patio upgrade to the new occupants of the last place. You left the bodies under the patio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 On 07/06/2017 at 7:55 PM, Monumental cunt said: You left the bodies under the patio? A man has to have a hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: A man has to have a hobby. It wasn't Fred Wests hobby. He actually was a builder. But was happy doing "foreigners" at the weekends ! Mostly under the patio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: It wasn't Fred Wests hobby. He actually was a builder. But was happy doing "foreigners" at the weekends ! Mostly under the patio. I think, "Fred West", and the word "versatile" pops into my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 10/05/2017 at 3:04 PM, Wolfie said: I've just gotten back from suffering one of these smarmy, bullshitting, pointy shoe-wearing bumcloths – complete with clean BMW and fake smile. Having been in his company for a few minutes, I wasn't surprised to discover my suspicions of him being an enormous wanker were confirmed. If you happen to be an estate agent, please know I despise you with every cell in my body, and if I could get away with it, I'd have you murdered immediately in the most violent and painful way possible. On 10/05/2017 at 3:49 PM, southerncunt said: Smarmy two faced lying cunts. No other job requires you to lie to both sides at the same time. I despise the cunts as the talentless bullshitting duplicitous arsehats they are. On 11/05/2017 at 7:42 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Shysters, rip off merchants and con men they are. Quincy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 On 9/26/2017 at 6:37 PM, Decimus said: Quincy? Answer him, you cowardly little vulture. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Answer him, you cowardly little vulture. Pigeon. A disease riddled pest that fucking stinks and is hated by everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Pigeon. A disease riddled pest that fucking stinks and is hated by everyone. Point taken, and all so true, though pigeons are not renowned for their bloodsucking, profiteering instincts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 8:16 AM, cuntspotter said: I think, "Fred West", and the word "versatile" pops into my head. His salmon was shite. Too salty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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