Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 I am still really cross about this .. I used to watch Neighbours every evening on BBC 1 and I really enjoyed the true to life story lines. Then in 2008 some bastard decided to move it to Channel 5. As I have still got the Bush telly that Great Auntie Gertrude bought in 1951 I can only see programmes on BBC 1 and have not been able to watch Neigbours since 2008 .. this a complete cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I am still really cross about this .. I used to watch Neighbours every evening on BBC 1 and I really enjoyed the true to life story lines. Then in 2008 some bastard decided to move it to Channel 5. As I have still got the Bush telly that Great Auntie Gertrude bought in 1951 I can only see programmes on BBC 1 and have not been able to watch Neigbours since 2008 .. this a complete cunt Not missing anything pen baby. .it's all shite since madge and mister bishop got eaten by cannibals on their honeymoon on cannibal island or something Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Yet more cerebral dynamite from the corners own Noam Chomsky and his muse there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 50 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Yet more cerebral dynamite from the corners own Noam Chomsky and his muse there. Fuck off back to your thousand mile an hour lifestyle then sudz. .laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Really, really sorry that your Aunt's shit telly has denied you the cultural highlight of life in Erinsborough, Pen. Allow me to bring you up to speed on the last couple of days. The two fourteen year old schoolgirls, Krakatesha and Asia-Skyline finally got together and discussed their differences over Troy. Krakatesha agreed that her jealousy was probably guilt transference over her previously poor treatment of Lysander, which had also led to her encouraging Zeus's Oedipus complex. Naturally this is what caused Zeus to throw acid in Desdemona's ( Calphurnia's lesbian lover) eyes. They're bezzie mates again. Phew!! Dr Ken was forced to use a trolley jack and chisel to perform an emergency escoptic liver transplant on Bloom, in a pub car park. He had to use the only organ in her body not riddled with cancer i.e her right eyeball for a procedure so radical it doesn't even exist. Bloom's expected to make a full recovery by Wednesday. During the operation, Marj recognised Dr Ken's chisel as the one that the masked assailant had stoved her head in with last week. As they both looked at the chisel, then each other's eyes, it became obvious that he knew that she knew and that she knew that he knew that she knew. Or that they just fancied each other. Catatonic is drinking again. The cliffhanger revolved around Caterpillar setting fire to his shed during a barbecue. Unfortunately his disabled kids, Egg and Pupa, had got their wheelchairs wedged inside the shed and were in grave danger of exploding with the faulty petrol lawnmower Bren had sold Caterpillar. Nobody could find Fire Chief Brody because he was running the coffee shop for Troy who was standing in as an air traffic controller for Malthusian, who had nipped out for a piss. Oh, and John Smith kicked the fuck out of the show's token aborigine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I am still really cross about this .. I used to watch Neighbours every evening on BBC 1 and I really enjoyed the true to life story lines. Then in 2008 some bastard decided to move it to Channel 5. As I have still got the Bush telly that Great Auntie Gertrude bought in 1951 I can only see programmes on BBC 1 and have not been able to watch Neigbours since 2008 .. this a complete cunt I bet you still wear flowery housecoats, heavy clog shoes and a hair net. I didn't think you had time to watch tv, what with putting the washing through the mangle and shining the door knocker. Btw isn't Thursday doorstep scrubbing day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I am still really cross about this .. I used to watch Neighbours every evening on BBC 1 and I really enjoyed the true to life story lines. Then in 2008 some bastard decided to move it to Channel 5. As I have still got the Bush telly that Great Auntie Gertrude bought in 1951 I can only see programmes on BBC 1 and have not been able to watch Neigbours since 2008 .. this a complete cunt If you ask nicely and spread your wrinkly arse cheeks for a good smashing, your very own CC freeloading admirer might steal you a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: If you ask nicely and spread your wrinkly arse cheeks for a good smashing, your very own CC freeloading admirer might steal you a new one. Yours isn't any use..it's 12 volt. .you have a 12 volt lifestyle. .caravan living in cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: .caravan living in cunt Panzerknacker Hells fucking bells, what kind of English is that, really, if I were you I would have a word with the special needs teacher about your vocabulary next time you have a session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Hells fucking bells, what kind of English is that, really, if I were you I would have a word with the special needs teacher about your vocabulary next time you have a session. Would headmaster be annoyed mungers baby. ..would ya get six of the best cross arse...tellus for fuks sake. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Really, really sorry that your Aunt's shit telly has denied you the cultural highlight of life in Erinsborough, Pen. Allow me to bring you up to speed on the last couple of days. The two fourteen year old schoolgirls, Krakatesha and Asia-Skyline finally got together and discussed their differences over Troy. Krakatesha agreed that her jealousy was probably guilt transference over her previously poor treatment of Lysander, which had also led to her encouraging Zeus's Oedipus complex. Naturally this is what caused Zeus to throw acid in Desdemona's ( Calphurnia's lesbian lover) eyes. They're bezzie mates again. Phew!! Dr Ken was forced to use a trolley jack and chisel to perform an emergency escoptic liver transplant on Bloom, in a pub car park. He had to use the only organ in her body not riddled with cancer i.e her right eyeball for a procedure so radical it doesn't even exist. Bloom's expected to make a full recovery by Wednesday. During the operation, Marj recognised Dr Ken's chisel as the one that the masked assailant had stoved her head in with last week. As they both looked at the chisel, then each other's eyes, it became obvious that he knew that she knew and that she knew that he knew that she knew. Or that they just fancied each other. Catatonic is drinking again. The cliffhanger revolved around Caterpillar setting fire to his shed during a barbecue. Unfortunately his disabled kids, Egg and Pupa, had got their wheelchairs wedged inside the shed and were in grave danger of exploding with the faulty petrol lawnmower Bren had sold Caterpillar. Nobody could find Fire Chief Brody because he was running the coffee shop for Troy who was standing in as an air traffic controller for Malthusian, who had nipped out for a piss. Oh, and John Smith kicked the fuck out of the show's token aborigine. Fuck all that, is Bouncer ok? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck all that, is Bouncer ok? I would have cured Plain Jane Super Brain’s acne problem with repeated facial applications of my man-paste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 It's a wonder alright. .we should be selling it..works on nipple chaffing. .sore throat. .various complexion issues..even tired eyes. .chose panzeroil brand of man goo Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: various complexion issues..even tired eyes. . Good old Urban Dictionary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 umm. Panzeroil? sounds as if it has been mixed with shit to bulk it up. Where exactly does this originate from? and is it all of your own making? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 22 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: umm. Panzeroil? sounds as if it has been mixed with shit to bulk it up. Where exactly does this originate from? and is it all of your own making? 100% organic and manufactured on site droopz baby and even comes in its own handy dispenser. .made using coffee..herbal teas. .veg and tuna with a twist of pepper for that extra kick get some for that special lady in your life..other the one you stalk. .whichever Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I would have cured Plain Jane Super Brain’s acne problem with repeated facial applications of my man-paste. Fucking hell yes! She was rather comely, that was the last time I watched that crap, once Kylie & Jason got married with Ironbar from Mad Max 3 singing in the background and Joe mangel left, I was about 15 and completely lost interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I would have cured Plain Jane Super Brain’s acne problem with repeated facial applications of my man-paste. I'll wager Punkers has very soft, acne-free skin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager Punkers has very soft acne-free skin. and larynx, tonsils, stomach and colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager Punkers has very soft, acne-free skin. I suspect that Henry was more his type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I suspect that Henry was more his type. Some members of a certain prestigious, exclusive golf club in Cheshire must have a similar, smooth skin complexion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I suspect that Henry was more his type. The world will never forgive this cunt for 'Check 123' a musical travesty only slightly less awful than Stefan Dennis' 'Don't It Make Ya Feel Good'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The world will never forgive this cunt for 'Check 123' a musical travesty only slightly less awful than Stefan Dennis' 'Don't It Make Ya Feel Good'. I checked wiki to see if this overgrown oompa loompa was dead, and consequently my otherwise good day is now on a mild downer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Btw isn't Thursday doorstep scrubbing day? Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Really, really sorry that your Aunt's shit telly has denied you the cultural highlight of life in Erinsborough, Pen. Allow me to bring you up to speed on the last couple of days. The two fourteen year old schoolgirls, Krakatesha and Asia-Skyline finally got together and discussed their differences over Troy. Krakatesha agreed that her jealousy was probably guilt transference over her previously poor treatment of Lysander, which had also led to her encouraging Zeus's Oedipus complex. Naturally this is what caused Zeus to throw acid in Desdemona's ( Calphurnia's lesbian lover) eyes. They're bezzie mates again. Phew!! Dr Ken was forced to use a trolley jack and chisel to perform an emergency escoptic liver transplant on Bloom, in a pub car park. He had to use the only organ in her body not riddled with cancer i.e her right eyeball for a procedure so radical it doesn't even exist. Bloom's expected to make a full recovery by Wednesday. During the operation, Marj recognised Dr Ken's chisel as the one that the masked assailant had stoved her head in with last week. As they both looked at the chisel, then each other's eyes, it became obvious that he knew that she knew and that she knew that he knew that she knew. Or that they just fancied each other. Catatonic is drinking again. The cliffhanger revolved around Caterpillar setting fire to his shed during a barbecue. Unfortunately his disabled kids, Egg and Pupa, had got their wheelchairs wedged inside the shed and were in grave danger of exploding with the faulty petrol lawnmower Bren had sold Caterpillar. Nobody could find Fire Chief Brody because he was running the coffee shop for Troy who was standing in as an air traffic controller for Malthusian, who had nipped out for a piss. Oh, and John Smith kicked the fuck out of the show's token aborigine. Thank you for this update .. next Neighours update request will be in 2026. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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