Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 Apparently there is an increase in people cutting themselves when removing the stone from an avocado. Pure mongtastic fliddery at its greatest. If you use a spoon you won't cut yourself, people are tapping the stone with a knife to try and catch it on the knife and remove it. Punkape, please try removing the stone from your avocado with a chainsaw. If you can remove it in one piece from Kayembe's capacious rectum that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 51 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Apparently there is an increase in people cutting themselves when removing the stone from an avocado. Pure mongtastic fliddery at its greatest. If you use a spoon you won't cut yourself, people are tapping the stone with a knife to try and catch it on the knife and remove it. Punkape, please try removing the stone from your avocado with a chainsaw. If you can remove it in one piece from Kayembe's capacious rectum that is. It's because you're a homo isn't it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's because you're a homo isn't it ? Do you ever drop anchor in poo bay? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: If you use a spoon you won't cut yourself Absolutely correct, Alf. Everybody else feel free to add their own suicide, circumcision, scissors (see circumcision) gag (see Spunkers) to Alf's statement. I'll just take it at face value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Dont buy the vile fuckin things and your problem is solved Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Anything dangerous I get hubby to do it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Nature's ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: Nature's ice cream. Million calz a spoonfull though. .evil leathery hide bastards Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 14 hours ago, Punkape said: It's because you're a homo isn't it ? No it is because you are a very queer one trick pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: Million calz a spoonfull though. .evil leathery hide bastards Panzerknacker I know but I'm not a fat cunt so can afford the indulgence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Dont buy the vile fuckin things and your problem is solved Panzerknacker They are the menu choice of bellends who have gone all sophisticated and upgraded from prawn fucking cocktail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 A catapult would take you out, loaded with feathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: A catapult would take you out, loaded with feathers. Who the fuck are you aiming this comment at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 13 hours ago, Ape said: Who the fuck are you aiming this comment at? I suppose you have to be extra vigilant when removing the stone in your household. All those sharp knives you told us about. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 On 13/05/2017 at 11:34 AM, nobgobbler said: Anything dangerous I get hubby to do it. lol And I should think he would be happy to oblige. After all he did marry you, and he probably still looks upon that as the most dangerous thing he has ever done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I suppose you have to be extra vigilant when removing the stone in your household. All those sharp knives you told us about. Fuck off Nothing better to do today than write drivel like this? Tiresome, boring, tedious wanker. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Nothing better to do today than write drivel like this? Tiresome, boring, tedious wanker. Lol. Why is this drivel? I simply stated a fact that you supplied, your household has very sharp knives. End of. Now get back to your Lego bricks, finish building that plastic helicopter, and be careful you don't choke on a brick. LOL indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: And I should think he would be happy to oblige. After all he did marry you, and he probably still looks upon that as the most dangerous thing he has ever done. He's right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 On 2017-5-12 at 9:49 PM, Alfie Noakes said: Punkape, please try removing the stone from your avocado with a chainsaw. If you can remove it in one piece from Kayembe's capacious rectum that is. An avacado wouldn't be his thing. He wouldn't have a problem with a pair of plums though I'd guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 On 18/05/2017 at 0:15 PM, Mingeeta said: An avacado wouldn't be his thing. He wouldn't have a problem with a pair of plums though I'd guess. What about walnut cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: What about walnut cake? Well, he has mounted a Battenberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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