Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 56 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Liberalist cunts like you should have all their family snatched of the street taken to a secluded spot in Saddleworth, sexually assaulted, smashed around the head with a claw hammer, then buried never to be found on the moors. Don't worry we will all pray for you ...... you fucking sick cunt. When a cunt like Brady does evil like that he loses what ever liberties society has. What about the fucking liberties of all those kids you fucking cunt. Now go back to your child porn and remove yourself from here you fucking paedophile lover. You really are a dreadful individual. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: You really are a dreadful individual. Fuck off. Yes, but any venomous post aimed at punkape is worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Yes, but any venomous post aimed at punkape is worthwhile. There is a limit. MC will be away for a time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: There is a limit. MC will be away for a time. While I am sure you'll be brilliant at any cooler decision, presumably you, Beast and Rick et al. determine these collectively, or do you have sole authority on such matters? It generally seems to be you passing judgement when someone is banned, and that is why I ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 51 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: There is a limit. MC will be away for a time. Bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While I am sure you'll be brilliant at any cooler decision, presumably you, Beast and Rick et al. determine these collectively, or do you have sole authority on such matters? It generally seems to be you passing judgement when someone is banned, and that is why I ask. There wasn't a need for a collective huddle to pass judgment on the coolering of MC and his revolting reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: There wasn't a need for a collective huddle to pass judgment on the coolering of MC and his revolting reference. I suspect the same applies each time you're banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I suspect the same applies each time you're banned. You need to mind your own fucking business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Truly astonishing https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/22/bbc-apologises-after-local-radio-station-airs-ian-brady-competition-leeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Truly astonishing https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/22/bbc-apologises-after-local-radio-station-airs-ian-brady-competition-leeds It's an original method of handing in a resignation, I'll give him that. Not dissimilar to the local radio radio station that went from a news story about the Admiral Duncan bombing straight into Squeeze's "Another Nail In My Heart". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: It's an original method of handing in a resignation, I'll give him that. Not dissimilar to the local radio radio station that went from a news story about the Admiral Duncan bombing straight into Squeeze's "Another Nail In My Heart". Or the radio station that read out a listeners email: I once wrote to jim'll fix it and he let me milk a cow in his dressing room, blind folded 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 On 19/05/2017 at 10:31 PM, The Lady Penelope said: I wonder what @applescruff14's thoughts are about what they should do with Brady's ashes? On 20/05/2017 at 10:29 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks. The convicts might not get a team because their cricket "stars" who got hammered at home by an average South African side, can earn more cash playing t20. Welcome to the death of real cricket exchanged for the football premier league version. They'll be diving next That is our only hope of keeping the Ashes, have a feeling it's all being done to unsettle us, there's no way they won't have a proper team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: That is our only hope of keeping the Ashes, have a feeling it's all being done to unsettle us, there's no way they won't have a proper team. Jesus H motherfucking christ no, bloody cricket season again, oh fuck! Golf, football and cunting cricket are for bloody poofs and irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Jesus H motherfucking christ no, bloody cricket season again, oh fuck! Golf, football and cunting cricket are for bloody poofs and irons. I'm having an absolute cunt of a year, started off ok but all went downhill at the start of March so the Ashes going is inevitable really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 On 19/05/2017 at 10:31 PM, The Lady Penelope said: I wonder what @applescruff14's thoughts are about what they should do with Brady's ashes? Give them to Australia and we keep the cricket ones until at least 2019 when they are due back over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Or the radio station that read out a listeners email: I once wrote to jim'll fix it and he let me milk a cow in his dressing room, blind folded Now that's funny ..have a like Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I'm having an absolute cunt of a year, started off ok but all went downhill at the start of March so the Ashes going is inevitable really. Just fuck off with the same shit every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 On 5/15/2017 at 11:48 PM, Punkape said: The ramblings of an extra-dysfunctional cretin with herpees and dysentery. Fuck me gently (don't take that the wrong way) it's the puppet muppet. Spunky you back scuttling moron, how's the handicap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 On 5/16/2017 at 0:17 AM, Eric Cuntman said: Bring me Frank and I'll give you a machete festival and we'll call it a quadruple whammy. Deal !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 On 5/16/2017 at 7:24 AM, nobgobbler said: We've been missing the hammer of late Fends. You can do Billy Shit Sticker while you're at it. That would be an awesome pleasure to have that daft shit kicker strapped to my breaking wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: That would be an awesome pleasure to have that daft shit kicker strapped to my breaking wheel. Where have you been? You're the phantom cunt kicker of the corner. Now you see him now you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Where have you been? You're the phantom cunt kicker of the corner. Now you see him now you don't. @Fender777 is a Hammer Ninja, he's on 5th Claw now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 2, 2017 Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 On 5/31/2017 at 7:32 AM, nobgobbler said: Where have you been? You're the phantom cunt kicker of the corner. Now you see him now you don't. I'm still about hammering and pulverising bone and flesh. I have been on holiday to a nuns convent, teaching them anal fisting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: I'm still about hammering and pulverising bone and flesh. I have been on holiday to a nuns convent, teaching them anal fisting. Wouldn't spunkers been a better choice for teaching someone anal fisting, he's the equivalent of SAS trained in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: I'm still about hammering and pulverising bone and flesh. I have been on holiday to a nuns convent, teaching them anal fisting. Punkape went missing for a few hours on Sunday. Did you run into Sister Mary Spunk Gape? She's the ugly one with the hairy arse who probably spanked your bare botty with a rolled up copy of CC Weekly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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