Witheredscrote Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Whoopee, big news on U.K t v today that the Cuntess of Cambridge's big sister is getting married. The reception alone, being staged in daddy's big back garden, is to cost £250,000. Double that for security as the Royal in - laws will be attending. One great obscenity in a modern world. I hope it pisses down all day, the marquee collapses, they all sample the salmon mousse, and spend the next 7 days stuck on the shitter. Thick, selfish, privileged tossers. I bet Noaksey hasn't got an invite. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Whoopee, big news on U.K t v today that the Cuntess of Cambridge's big sister is getting married. The reception alone, being staged in daddy's big back garden, is to cost £250,000. Double that for security as the Royal in - laws will be attending. One great obscenity in a modern world. I hope it pisses down all day, the marquee collapses, they all sample the salmon mousse, and spend the next 7 days stuck on the shitter. Thick, selfish, privileged tossers. I bet Noaksey hasn't got an invite. Cunts Couldn't have put it better myself . Here's hoping one of the bridesmaid bratcunts pukes all over the place , slips in it and breaks her fucking leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Flaunting of wealth is so vulgar. And I bet 99% of people couldn't give a flying fuck yet the media still force feed us on every detail for weeks on end. I would like to represent the silent majority by saying...nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Flaunting of wealth is so vulgar. And I bet 99% of people couldn't give a flying fuck yet the media still force feed us on every detail for weeks on end. I would like to represent the silent majority by saying...nothing. Well you are one of the 99% and should give a fuck about it. It is your tax that , in part, is paying for it. They eat caviar, you eat a kebab. Soppy Northern cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well you are one of the 99% and should give a fuck about it. It is your tax that , in part, is paying for it. They eat caviar, you eat a kebab. Soppy Northern cunt. I don't give a fuck about anyone's wedding. Or kids, or holiday snaps. I don't think my taxes are paying for anything there. They can keep their caviar, fucking Sturgeon shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: I don't give a fuck about anyone's wedding. Or kids, or holiday snaps. I don't think my taxes are paying for anything there. They can keep their caviar, fucking Sturgeon shit. You sure, two heirs to the throne present at the function. Security guards, body guards, armed police, helicopters, restricted flying zones, etc, etc. You are paying for that, not Daddy Middleton. If Ahmed charges you 50p too much for your kebab tomorrow, you will get annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: You sure, two heirs to the throne present at the function. ,Security guards, body guards, armed police helicopters, restricted flying zones, etc, etc. You are paying for that, not Daddy Middleton. If Ahmed charges you 50p too much for your kebab tomorrow, you will get annoyed. I doubt the police would have a day off on full pay if they weren't there. I am already paying for Royal security so no additional costs there. Ahmed doesn't work at our Kebab shop any more, he is in Strangeways doing time for grooming offences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: I don't give a fuck about anyone's wedding. Or kids, or holiday snaps. I don't think my taxes are paying for anything there. They can keep their caviar, fucking Sturgeon shit. Have you tried Beluga or Sevruga Caviar ? No because you can't afford it ! lol. Peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Leave her alone, Withers. I wish Pipps and her husband-to-be all the best. While she may be privileged, erring on the wrong side of thick and completely untalented, she does however sport an infectious smile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 I never met a "Pippa" yet who didn't suck horses' dicks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: I don't give a fuck about anyone's wedding. Or kids, or holiday snaps. I don't think my taxes are paying for anything there. They can keep their caviar, fucking Sturgeon shit. Caviar is made from Nicola Sturgeon's eggs. That's fucking true, that is. I spect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 29 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Caviar is made from Nicola Sturgeon's eggs. That's fucking true, that is. I spect. And Bara Brith comes from Wales. One helping of that and you will realise why Bubba is such a boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Caviar is made from Nicola Sturgeon's eggs. That's fucking true, that is. I spect. If I ever see caviar, I have a quick splooge on it then pop it in an airing cupboard. A few days later these disgusting half rat half fish things emerge. I've decided to call them ratfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Leave her alone, Withers. I wish Pipps and her husband-to-be all the best. While she may be privileged, erring on the wrong side of thick and completely untalented, she does however sport and infectious smile. He invented Metal Mickey. It's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I never met a "Pippa" yet who didn't suck horses' dicks. I bet you shove ferrets up your arse. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you shove ferrets up your arse. lol. Were you arse raped as a child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 I'd give her one in the pulpit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd give her one in the pulpit What if she's got the shits from the salmon mousse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What if she's got the shits from the salmon mousse? Exactly, the problem with our Neil is that he just doesn't think things through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I bet you shove ferrets up your arse. lol. Stoat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: What if she's got the shits from the salmon mousse? 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Exactly, the problem with our Neil is that he just doesn't think things through. I'd wear a ribbed condom designed for traction in the mud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 59 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd wear a ribbed condom designed for traction in the mud You're a fat, perverted disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Stoat. "EEEEEEEEEEP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: You're a fat, perverted disgrace. Fat ? not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Pippa's Fucking Wedding ?! So no religious ceremony, just some sort of gang-bang with rings? Middle class style eh. Doncha just luv it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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