ratcum Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 There's pond life then the stuff they shit out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 On 5/18/2017 at 1:38 PM, colonelkurtz said: Couldn't have put it better myself . Here's hoping one of the bridesmaid bratcunts pukes all over the place , slips in it and breaks her fucking leg. Or gets caught with her gown off taking it up the wrong 'un by the ginger prince of spacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 11 hours ago, Neil said: I'd wear a ribbed condom designed for traction in the mud She'll probably shit herself without said mousse at the sight of your off-road antics, Neil. Don't forget to wipe around her chops afterwards – though leave chocolates/flowers to demonstrate your chivalry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 The fact that this shit is in the news proves that we are still essentially forelock-tugging serf cunts. Why give a fuck about Pippa Middleton? Because her arse upstaged the royal wedding? Because us mug taxpayers are paying for the security at the gig? Because she's a wee bit chavvy round the edges? And her husband to be can't grow a proper beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The fact that this shit is in the news proves that we are still essentially forelock-tugging serf cunts. Why give a fuck about Pippa Middleton? Because her arse upstaged the royal wedding? Because us mug taxpayers are paying for the security at the gig? Because she's a wee bit chavvy round the edges? And her husband to be can't grow a proper beard. I think the new Royal crop are doing rather well....... You probably aren't.....hence your malcontents attitude. Grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I think the new Royal crop are doing rather well....... You probably aren't.....hence your malcontents attitude. Grow up. You are a boot-licking sycophantic poof cunt. Actually, even worse, you are a pretend boot-licking sycophantic poof cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The fact that this shit is in the news proves that we are still essentially forelock-tugging serf cunts. Why give a fuck about Pippa Middleton? Because her arse upstaged the royal wedding? Because us mug taxpayers are paying for the security at the gig? Because she's a wee bit chavvy round the edges? And her husband to be can't grow a proper beard. The common cow will have a neck tattoo within the next couple of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You are a boot-licking sycophantic poof cunt. Actually, even worse, you are a pretend boot-licking sycophantic poof cunt. So I was right.....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 Up the United Republic of Britain. Fuck the Saxe-Coburg's, make them live normal lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I think the new Royal crop are doing rather well....... You probably aren't.....hence your malcontents attitude. Grow up. It's the big day today for Pippa. God bless the blushing bride. I am sure that I speak on behalf of all CC members in wishing her and James many happy years together... A double fuck off and lots of lols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I think the new Royal crop are doing rather well....... Yes they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Wolfie said: The common cow will have a neck tattoo within the next couple of years. Her mother is a saggy old air stewardess....why is this pippa newsworthy? Just because her sibling sucks the king of England off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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