Theresa May

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

@Roadkill I'm in the Metro Centre typing this. Fucking hell, it's like something out of George Romero. How can you live here?

'Da dum dum dum, da dum dum dum.... thanks, I now have that running round my head, mind you, it's better than 'John Wayne is big leggy' by Haysi Fantayzee, which got in there somehow.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Da dum dum dum, da dum dum dum.... thanks, I now have that running round my head, mind you, it's better than 'John Wayne is big leggy' by Haysi Fantayzee, which got in there somehow.

To fuck with John Wayne. I liken him to a laxative, in as much that he irritated the shit out of me. Fucking useless actor who at the end of the day didn't have the stomach for fuck all. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

To fuck with John Wayne. I liken him to a laxative, in as much that he irritated the shit out of me. Fucking useless actor who at the end of the day didn't have the stomach for fuck all. 

He had a silly, attention seeking walk.

[Witheredscrote]

7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

To fuck with John Wayne. I liken him to a laxative, in as much that he irritated the shit out of me. Fucking useless actor who at the end of the day didn't have the stomach for fuck all. 

Much the same as Pansyknickers, he gives me the shits. On the other hand, looking at this site, at the moment it is a tad constipated, and in need of roughage to get things moving. I suggest that the mods release Decimus forthwith to solve the problem.

Bubba is a butt plug.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Much the same as Pansyknickers, he gives me the shits. On the other hand, looking at this site, at the moment it is a tad constipated, and in need of roughage to get things moving. I suggest that the mods release Decimus forthwith to solve the problem.

Bubba is a butt plug.

Agreed to an extent. Bubb's aint so bad though, and besides, we can all of us ignore any post. It really is as simple as that... And as for Ape, he should be permently extinguished, the twat that he is. Fuck knows what he's doing on here. I dunno what Dec's did but surely it couldn't have been that bad, less of course he called one the Mods something or other, for we all no that they can't handle jack shite whether it be true or not. Maybe he called Mrs R "a little rascal?"  He called me one once, but got away with it and so it cannot be that.

To coin a political phrase: Rules for the many and not just for the few.  

[Guest 'eavensabove]

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He had a silly, attention seeking walk.

Through drinking milk? 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

19 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

He has.

No I did her sister instead.

[Guest N/A]

7 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

I grew up in the 50 and 60s. A three bed house in the town would set you back about £750 or a 2 bed terrace on the street about £500 or a little cottage in the village about £1000. A new three bed dormer  bungalow in a village would set you back £1700 By the end of the 60s prices had doubled but so had wages .. it was the same up until the end of the 1970s when Maggie came to power. Mortgages were cheap and buckle your belt tightly for three years and you could probably save enough to buy a house outright. The only Uni where you paid fees was the OU. Then house prices began to rocketed far ahead of inflation. As to schools back in the 50 and 60s there was little pressure you could leave school with no qualifications and still find a good job. No worries about O and A levels or CSEs .. if you were prepared to WORK you were ok .. lad over the road left school in 1966 was at the bottom of the class in the secondary school .. he went as an apprentice at a garage and retired in 2010 as the chief engineer of a police force (in charge of their vehicles) it got there not because he never got O or A levels or was pressured at school but because he learned his trade and worked up from there. TBH I would not like to be at school now nor be at Uni worrying about having to pay those fees back. A major problem to tackle has to be house prices . since 1957 the Bank of England reckon that inflation has multiplied 21 times. Which means that a three bed house should now set you back about £40000 and a two bed on the street terrace about £11000

Utter fucking nonsense....

my parents bought their house back in 1959 for £1200 which was a huge sum in those days just like £300,000 is now.  However as a woman in the 1950s my mothers larger salary than my fathers was ignored by the banks because she was a woman!  Their combined salaries required about 1/3 to go on the mortgage. Which is about the same as mine now.  They holidayed in Isle of Man, had no car until 1973, a coal fire was the only source of heating, and there was no television, worth watching until the two Ronnies in 1978 which was on after songs of praise.   University was for people called Nigel with a cricket jumper tied around his neck. He got his job because of daddy, as there was no HR to prevent nepotism. My chairman has no o levels but is worth £100m...... so don't go down the lack of social mobility route....... just fuck off with everything you have trolled out because you have heard some cunt on telly say it.    Fucking bollocks.     The reason why we are being over run by immigrants who come to this country is because... cunts like you..... say it's too hard....it's not fair.....I want it all without the effort..... at least the immigrants who come to work are up for it. Work hard and appreciate this society.   Get on with it and stop fucking whinging like a poorly hard done to middle class cunt who moans because they are out of Pino at the wine cellar. Tell your kids to save up, grow up, and earn their way in life. Fucking wanker.

[Guest N/A]

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Interesting article, however what the author doesn't say is that under current legislation individuals are financially responsible for their own social care if they have assets (incl the value of their home) over and above £23,250. The manifesto proposes to increase this to £100,000. Seven years ago I was asked by a distant relative (we weren't even on each other's Xmas card list) to be her Power of Attorney with regards to her health and financial needs. She was aware that dementia was starting to affect her and she didn't trust her middle-aged children who were either useless or avaricious and she did not want to be pushed into a council standard care home by close relatives who had their eye on the inheritance rather than the lady's welfare. She had in fact chosen a home that looked like an up-market country hotel with nursing care but this cost £90,000 p.a. As it turned out she was eventually diagnosed with Alzheimer's so the costs were mitigated as it was argued that her needs were part medical, part social. Its not clear whether the Tory manifesto will continue to allow medical needs to be exempt from the total cost of care, I suspect not.

In short, the manifest is good news if you're going to die simply of old age, less so if you have a chronic medical condition. At least someone is now prepared to grasp the bull by the horns as previous governments on both sides have treated the long anticipated issue of an increasing elderly population either by fudging or delaying difficult decisions.

My manifesto is to buy all elderly people a Ducati ..... that will sort them out without any worries of old ages medical care.  Life expectancy 2 weeks..... but what a 2 weeks of fun.

[Witheredscrote]

4 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Utter fucking nonsense....

my parents bought their house back in 1959 for £1200 which was a huge sum in those days just like £300,000 is now.  However as a woman in the 1950s my mothers larger salary than my fathers was ignored by the banks because she was a woman!  Their combined salaries required about 1/3 to go on the mortgage. Which is about the same as mine now.  They holidayed in Isle of Man, had no car until 1973, a coal fire was the only source of heating, and there was no television, worth watching until the two Ronnies in 1978 which was on after songs of praise.   University was for people called Nigel with a cricket jumper tied around his neck. He got his job because of daddy, as there was no HR to prevent nepotism. My chairman has no o levels but is worth £100m...... so don't go down the lack of social mobility route....... just fuck off with everything you have trolled out because you have heard some cunt on telly say it.    Fucking bollocks.     The reason why we are being over run by immigrants who come to this country is because... cunts like you..... say it's too hard....it's not fair.....I want it all without the effort..... at least the immigrants who come to work are up for it. Work hard and appreciate this society.   Get on with it and stop fucking whinging like a poorly hard done to middle class cunt who moans because they are out of Pino at the wine cellar. Tell your kids to save up, grow up, and earn their way in life. Fucking wanker.

You heartless bastard, Lady P is wheelchair bound, riddled with arthritis, and hasn't been able to reach around and wipe her own arsehole for 20 years. After 50 years of loyal service to British Rail, she was made redundant as she could no longer bump start Delta Diesel locos on  cold mornings.   She might smell of piss and shit, and be an out and out fucking nuisance on here, but this time I will defend her. Fuck off.

[PANZER MURPHY]

4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Much the same as Pansyknickers, he gives me the shits. On the other hand, looking at this site, at the moment it is a tad constipated, and in need of roughage to get things moving. I suggest that the mods release Decimus forthwith to solve the problem.

Bubba is a butt plug.

Mm..you'll be singing a different tune when ya roll up to the local hospital with your septic piles and le doc tells ya to fuk off back to blighty unless you have insurance 

Panzerknacker 

[Mrs Roops]

4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

...I dunno what Dec's did but surely it couldn't have been that bad, less of course he called one the Mods something or other, for we all no that they can't handle jack shite whether it be true or not....

Handle what precisely? I ask 'cos you once rather spectacularly embarrassed yourself, so much so, the CC Moderation Service staff had to change from black uniforms to white, strap you in a digital straight-jacket and escort you to a place of safety for your own protection and well-being.

[Guest Spanky]

12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Handle what precisely? I ask 'cos you once rather spectacularly embarrassed yourself, so much so, the CC Moderation Service staff had to change from black uniforms to white, strap you in a digital straight-jacket and escort you to a place of safety for your own protection and well-being.

You tell him Roops. That Eavens, you made him sound like a right cunt. Go on Eavens, explain yourself!

[Guest Lady Penelope]

3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Utter fucking nonsense....

my parents bought their house back in 1959 for £1200 which was a huge sum in those days just like £300,000 is now.  However as a woman in the 1950s my mothers larger salary than my fathers was ignored by the banks because she was a woman!  Their combined salaries required about 1/3 to go on the mortgage. Which is about the same as mine now.  They holidayed in Isle of Man, had no car until 1973, a coal fire was the only source of heating, and there was no television, worth watching until the two Ronnies in 1978 which was on after songs of praise.   University was for people called Nigel with a cricket jumper tied around his neck. He got his job because of daddy, as there was no HR to prevent nepotism. My chairman has no o levels but is worth £100m...... so don't go down the lack of social mobility route....... just fuck off with everything you have trolled out because you have heard some cunt on telly say it.    Fucking bollocks.     The reason why we are being over run by immigrants who come to this country is because... cunts like you..... say it's too hard....it's not fair.....I want it all without the effort..... at least the immigrants who come to work are up for it. Work hard and appreciate this society.   Get on with it and stop fucking whinging like a poorly hard done to middle class cunt who moans because they are out of Pino at the wine cellar. Tell your kids to save up, grow up, and earn their way in life. Fucking wanker.

Thank you MC .. I can see why your birth mother left you on the church doorstep.

[Guest N/A]

2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Thank you MC .. I can see why your birth mother left you on the church doorstep.

Go spunk your wages on a hand bag, £8 coffee in a wanky bar, weekend trip to a European city, drive your new leased BMW wearing your big fat £700 sun glasses, spend £80 month on a phone, drink like a docker, party like Keith Richards....... then moan like a bitch that you still live in a small shit hole....or at your mams.       All you cunts want to live like a magazine photo spreads on nail bar worker wages.    

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Go spunk your wages on a hand bag, £8 coffee in a wanky bar, weekend trip to a European city, drive your new leased BMW wearing your big fat £700 sun glasses, spend £80 month on a phone, drink like a docker, party like Keith Richards....... then moan like a bitch that you still live in a small shit hole....or at your mams.       All you cunts want to live like a magazine photo spreads on nail bar worker wages.    

The Daneway Inn used to be nice on a summer's afternoon.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Handle what precisely? I ask 'cos you once rather spectacularly embarrassed yourself, so much so, the CC Moderation Service staff had to change from black uniforms to white, strap you in a digital straight-jacket and escort you to a place of safety for your own protection and well-being.

Is a video of this available online?

[Mrs Roops]

51 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

The Daneway Inn used to be nice on a summer's afternoon.

..it still is!

[Guest 'eavensabove]

15 hours ago, Spanky said:

You tell him Roops. That Eavens, you made him sound like a right cunt. Go on Eavens, explain yourself!

It would be futile. Roops would rarely, if ever, admit to the truth, and can, will and does, distort and alter facts. Anyway, I have nothing to explain to her or you lot, thank you very much... Just keep an eye on what you say to her (or anybody else for that matter) should you ever use the PM facility... She above all on here is a liar, and if you cannot suss that out for yourself, then you're a Cunt. AMEN 

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

It would be futile. Roops would rarely, if ever, admit to the truth, and can, will and does, distort and alter facts. Anyway, I have nothing to explain to her or you lot, thank you very much... Just keep an eye on what you say to her (or anybody else for that matter) should you ever use the PM facility... She above all on here is a liar, and if you cannot suss that out for yourself, then you're a Cunt. AMEN 

'eavens, it may be that in the RW you are a thoroughly decent chap, a good egg, but like the mild-mannered person who transforms into a road-rage maniac the moment he/she gets behind the driving wheel, there is something about the 'net, or maybe its just this site, but there are times when your behaviour is that of a duplicitous, paranoid and poisonous toad.

[Guest Snatch]

18 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Handle what precisely? I ask 'cos you once rather spectacularly embarrassed yourself, so much so, the CC Moderation Service staff had to change from black uniforms to white, strap you in a digital straight-jacket and escort you to a place of safety for your own protection and well-being.

Was the change of uniform when you and Rick took the Mod jobs back.

You know,the jobs you both said you'd never do again.

[Mrs Roops]

1 minute ago, Snatch said:

Was the change of uniform when you and Rick took the Mod jobs back.

You know,the jobs you both said you'd never do again.

The moral of the story is, never say never!

[Guest Snatch]

Just now, Mrs Roops said:

The moral of the story is, never say never!

So we know never to believe what you write then.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

'eavens, it may be that in the RW you are a thoroughly decent chap, a good egg, but like the mild-mannered person who transforms into a road-rage maniac the moment he/she gets behind the driving wheel, there is something about the 'net, or maybe its just this site, but there are times when your behaviour is that of a duplicitous, paranoid and poisonous toad.

Far from it Roops. Can you not see that it is You who tends to raise the wrath from 'decent folks' due to your ongoing enjoyment of doing so, as is evident. Anyway, nuff said. I tire of your bullshit, if you please.

[Mrs Roops]

2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Far from it Roops. Can you not see that it is You who tends to raise the wrath from 'decent folks' due to your ongoing enjoyment of doing so, as is evident. Anyway, nuff said. I tire of your bullshit, if you please.

Hmm, it wasn't me your threats were directed at before the Moderation Service carted you off to the CC funny farm.