Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: Watch it or you'll be banned. Popped down the local eglise for Sunday mass Punkers. The priest gave a good, but succinct sermon on being kind & tolerant towards those less fortunate. Afterwards I asked him if that included Ape. He said ' of course not, the man is a tosser, lol ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Popped down the local eglise for Sunday mass Punkers. The priest gave a good, but succinct sermon on being kind & tolerant towards those less fortunate. Afterwards I asked him if that included Ape. He said ' of course not, the man is a tosser, lol ' At least his is our tosser and not a French one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Popped down the local eglise for Sunday mass Punkers. The priest gave a good, but succinct sermon on being kind & tolerant towards those less fortunate. Afterwards I asked him if that included Ape. He said ' of course not, the man is a tosser, lol ' Ape would be treated by a priest in the way that the Bishop of Notre Dame would treat Quasimodo...... and be given a good hiding every so often...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Popped down the local eglise for Sunday mass Punkers. The priest gave a good, but succinct sermon on being kind & tolerant towards those less fortunate. Afterwards I asked him if that included Ape. He said ' of course not, the man is a tosser, lol ' You're at it again with your Ape obsession. Would it help if I sent you a photo to wank over? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Ape would be treated by a priest in the way that the Bishop of Notre Dame would treat Quasimodo...... and be given a good hiding every so often...... lol. In real life I wish I had the chance to bully you remorselessly at school. Bet you were passed around the older boys when you first went to senior school, Repton was it? Poofs and queer boys place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: You're at it again with your Ape obsession. Would it help if I sent you a photo to wank over? Fuck off. Only if you're Nigerian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape would be treated by a priest in the way that the Bishop of Notre Dame would treat Quasimodo...... and be given a good hiding every so often...... lol. When did you first realise you were a raving homosexual? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: When did you first realise you were a raving homosexual? Are you flying your model helicopter later ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are you flying your model helicopter later ? lol. Are you sucking Kayembe's cock at the same time as he suck's yours or are you just going for a full on buggering with a reach around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 men with thick hairy wrists scare me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: men with thick hairy wrists scare me They are Gorillas Ratty, they like bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 20 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Are you sucking Kayembe's cock at the same time as he suck's yours or are you just going for a full on buggering with a reach around? More of your own depraved fantasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Are you sucking Kayembe's cock at the same time as he suck's yours or are you just going for a full on buggering with a reach around? Out of likes...... And for the record it's probably the full on, the raging fudge packer that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 51 minutes ago, Ape said: When did you first realise you were a raving homosexual? Probably at communion, when everyone was given the bread for body of christ, but the priest decided to let him try his baguette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 16 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm allergic to cats and I don't like them anyway. I found the article amusing and hilarious. That's because you are a spineless cunt that can only pick on a defenceless animal. The sort that when faced by another man will shit himself and run away because you are a coward that deserves to have the shit kicked out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They are Gorillas Ratty, they like bananas. they're fuckin weird. Their bones can't be that big can they? Comedy homos the lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he genuinely finds animal cruelty funny, I will gladly nail gun the cunt to his dining table and see how much fucking amusement he derives from that. Allow me to return the offer of help Mr. Cuntman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 17 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Complete and utter cunt who should be set on fire http://news.sky.com/story/has-croydon-cat-killer-claimed-another-victim-10885164 Cats in the UK kill an estimated 275 million prey items a year, 55 million of these birds the rest insects, mammals and replies and amphibians, the later are all protected by law and have all experienced significant population declines. Cat are extremely good hunters and this impact is huge not only on the things they kill but also denying natural predators a food source. The vast majority of cat owners are oblivious to this, don't care or when this is pointed out to them say their cat doesn't or another bullshit excuse. The bellends next door have 4 bloody cats killing everything they can and shitting in my garden for my kids to discover. Extremely irresponsible and completely oblivious to the damage they cause. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 45 minutes ago, Snatch said: Allow me to return the offer of help Mr. Cuntman. Accepted, it will no doubt be a familiar experience for him to be held down by one man and nailed by another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 49 minutes ago, ratcum said: they're fuckin weird. Their bones can't be that big can they? Comedy homos the lot of them Benobos are weird, they shag everything, males, females and even their own kids, and social services do nothing! The nonce enabling cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Mingbags cats keep killing themselves... 5 of them....running a concentration cattery. ..they fuck themselves on the wire when they get the chance Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Someone should cut off the bollocks of the cat killer, and I'm volunteering. Anyone who deliberately hurts animals for fun should be sentenced to a month of slow painful death, administered by me, after death, the sick cunts property and assets should be sold off and all proceeds donated to the independent cat and dog rescue charities. Unfortunately, the RSPCA is now run in a way that directs the majority of funding into the pockets of its executives. RSPCA killed MissBoms nans cat, because it was skinny. It was 19 years old, of course it was fucking skinny. Inept cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cats in the UK kill an estimated 275 million prey items a year, 55 million of these birds the rest insects, mammals and replies and amphibians, the later are all protected by law and have all experienced significant population declines. Cat are extremely good hunters and this impact is huge not only on the things they kill but also denying natural predators a food source. The vast majority of cat owners are oblivious to this, don't care or when this is pointed out to them say their cat doesn't or another bullshit excuse. The bellends next door have 4 bloody cats killing everything they can and shitting in my garden for my kids to discover. Extremely irresponsible and completely oblivious to the damage they cause. Cunts I hope you're neighbours buy more cats and give you no end of grief.I've attached a video of your favourite musicians too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 30 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Mingbags cats keep killing themselves... 5 of them....running a concentration cattery. ..they fuck themselves on the wire when they get the chance Panzerknacker Proper, can you stop playing the fool with this character now? Whilst the occasional deluded fantasy post about fucking old slags in the back of your Renault Espace was mildly entertaining first time round, I think this one has run its course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Proper, can you stop playing the fool with this character now? Whilst the occasional deluded fantasy post about fucking old slags in the back of your Renault Espace was mildly entertaining first time round, I think this one has run its course. You should concentrate on your own adolescent posting content which is squalid, remiss of sense and hopelessly ambiguous. I think if you drank a litre of Paraquat you would at least feel better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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