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Guest Mingeeta
10 minutes ago, The Beast said:

I can assure you, my only other login is Admin. Sometimes, my learned friend and your compatriot, Mr Cuntspotter, may use the Admin moniker also. Rick_B and Mrs Roops do not possess any other ID's.

I don't own a Renault Espastic. My mark IV Cortina is spacious enough, if I wind down the windows, to carry out my sexual peccadillos.

Sorry mate, Posted a reply to Panzyspacker but it went to you instead.

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Just now, Mingeeta said:

Just realised, sorry Beast.

The site seems to be jumping on my phone.

I was replying to Panzy, and for some reason it had Panzies name over the thread. I replied straight from a notification so have no idea why it did that.

I keep accidentally viewing profiles when I meant to click on a topic, everybody must think I'm a nosey cunt.

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I keep accidentally viewing profiles when I meant to click on a topic, everybody must think I'm a nosey cunt.

Same here, been finding last few days have been a bit funny navigating the pages, I think it's this bloody phone.

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32 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

Just realised, sorry Beast.

The site seems to be jumping on my phone.

I was replying to Panzy, and for some reason it had Panzies name over the thread. I replied straight from a notification so have no idea why it did that.

You wet fucking  idiot, why on earth are you apologising to The Beast, the man is an out and out cunt.

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30 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

Same here, been finding last few days have been a bit funny navigating the pages, I think it's this bloody phone.

I agree with Mingeeta, most American men are circumcised and their foreskins are just being thrown away. They could be used as tiny wetsuits for land voles who could then join their water cousins for a quick splash. Equally, if squid get over fished, foreskins could replace calamari on menus throughout the world.

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29 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I agree with Mingeeta, most American men are circumcised and their foreskins are just being thrown away. 

Should be made into a friendship bracelet for spunkgape.

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3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

Should be made into a friendship bracelet for spunkgape.

His arsehole is used as Kayembe's bracelet, after a short while he wears him like a sleeve.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
2 hours ago, Punkape said:

The only thing you'll have at home is an AIDS infested gimp with a Jimmy Savile haircut...,,,

lol.

Fuck off.

I have been meaning to return him to you, thanks for the loan. I will package him up and put in the post today.

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1 hour ago, Mingeeta said:

Just realised, sorry Beast.

The site seems to be jumping on my phone.

I was replying to Panzy, and for some reason it had Panzies name over the thread. I replied straight from a notification so have no idea why it did that.

That's coz your a flapping cunt

Panzerknacker 

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On 5/21/2017 at 0:15 AM, Punkape said:

You're surely referring to your own arrangement and those of Kamal your Iraqi rent boy....

lol.

Sod off.

Punky, so good of you to cease your buggery and cottaging activities to say hello!  

Kill yourself!  

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7 hours ago, The Beast said:

I can assure you, my only other login is Admin. Sometimes, my learned friend and your compatriot, Mr Cuntspotter, may use the Admin moniker also. Rick_B and Mrs Roops do not possess any other ID's.

I don't own a Renault Espastic. My mark IV Cortina is spacious enough, if I wind down the windows, to carry out my sexual peccadillos.

Speaking of old bangers, what have you done with Spotter? He's one of the best on here, if a little shy at times. 

I don't suppose you've seen frank on your whistlestop tour of the UK's most dangerous dogging hotspots, have you?

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6 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Speaking of old bangers, what have you done with Spotter? He's one of the best on here, if a little shy at times. 

I don't suppose you've seen frank on your whistlestop tour of the UK's most dangerous dogging hotspots, have you?

Finding Frank should be easy Bubs, there can't be many clinics that specialise in simultaneous hair transplant/penis enlargement procedures. Or just ask the Terrence Higgins Trust.

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7 hours ago, ratcum said:

I agree with Mingeeta, most American men are circumcised and their foreskins are just being thrown away. They could be used as tiny wetsuits for land voles who could then join their water cousins for a quick splash. Equally, if squid get over fished, foreskins could replace calamari on menus throughout the world.

Another business opportunity. Dry them, flake them, roll up in cigarette paper. Cockamamie smoke.

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12 hours ago, The Beast said:

Another business opportunity. Dry them, flake them, roll up in cigarette paper. Cockamamie smoke.

Punkers will buy them,what with him being a cock smoker.

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21 hours ago, ratcum said:

I agree with Mingeeta, most American men are circumcised and their foreskins are just being thrown away. They could be used as tiny wetsuits for land voles who could then join their water cousins for a quick splash. Equally, if squid get over fished, foreskins could replace calamari on menus throughout the world.

Does it need a good yank to pull it off?

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Guest Mingeeta
27 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

I'm undecided. .what's your stance on those in receipt of benefits 

Panzerknacker 

My stance would be a boot straight to your temple if you would kindly supply me your address.

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2 hours ago, Mingeeta said:

My stance would be a boot straight to your temple if you would kindly supply me your address.

Laffin..you remind me of one of those tedious  timeshare saleswankers or third world telesales chappies. .go lift cripples into the litter tray 

Panzerknacker 

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